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JB said:
moi?
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Don't worry I'm doing the same thing.. I just use a MHL adapter and display my phone on the big screen.. screw cable, it's a waste of money. I cut the cord a couple of years ago and haven't missed it at all. I actually have more channels.
 
Is Tricky Rick in here somewhere ?! That guy has to be sloppy drunk .... considering the sorry state of the OL.
 
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Meh ... Cak will boot me if I step over the line, and you'd be decades late attempting to remove my bourbon. My family would show up to the intervention though, and since all but one (including me) are retired - they'd provide the booze and something wrapped in bacon lol.
 
Carr Bombed said:
What the hell do you mean you don't have TV, did you fall into it, knock it off the stand, and break it? I only ask this, because that actually happened to me one time (years ago).. sobering moment, sucks like hell. LCD to NO TV.. SUCKS. From now on I always make sure the batteries in my remote works (the TV now has a 20 foot restraining order against me, per Ol' Lady)..much more cheaper to replace. Lol
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Are you the fella that shot his TV after the Oilers meltdown vs the Bills?
 
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Texans gonna be alright

cuz I'm probably drunk and think it's so at this time
 
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This may be the most difficult offseason I've ever had. I have zero faith in our offensive coaching staff (especially at head coach), and only slightly more in our management. Yet, because of our previous regime's teachings we still have some properly taught talent - like the current holdout Brown and future holdout Hopkins. They combine with an epic level of defensive coaching over the past 7+ years. Wade, Kollar, Vance, Romeo, Vrabel ... DAMN! You have to be pretty bad to not be in a probowl discussion with those coaches, yet we still missed too often.

It's been said too many times to count, but seriously ... all the offense has to do is not suck and we could go all the way. Give Duane Brown as much money as he wants and hope like hell that someone on the right side shows up. I realize that it contradicts our past 3 years of supreme Penn St. 7-win wisdom, but take a page from the Patriots (for once) and abuse tightend, slot and backfield matchups. I don't know about anyone else but I'm kinda tired of an offense that's best play is a sideline floater that Hopkins has to enter the matrix and toe-tap the sidelines just to make a reception.

Remember how many times our linebackers were abused by runningbacks? WE HAVE LAMAR MILLER!!!' It might be nice to use arguably the best homerun threat RB in the NFL for more than whatever/thefuck we tried last year. And yet he averaged 4.3ypc anyways.
 
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Only 9 alerts when I woke up this morning, I guess I'm improving. I don't think any of those alerts were 'likes', so maybe not lol.
 
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ObsiWan said:
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The wprst is waking upp the next morning. Looking at my call list. Seeing that I called my then wife soon to be ex-wife at 11:05 PM and having no recollection what we talked about for 5 minutes and 36 seconds. Calling her and saying how are you doing just to judge how bad I screwed up. Usually that phone call lasted about 4 seconds and consisted of I don't want to talk to you. Click.
 
Feeling a bit frisky. Not sure where I'll land, but there's a good chance I go full ape-**** on the chicago-tards. I do love Powda's initiative.
 
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I have never seen a year with so little interest in discussions of training camp, draft picks, or free agents. Could this be the beginning of fan disgust and giving up on the front office to make sound decisions?
 
Seegara said:
I have never seen a year with so little interest in discussions of training camp, draft picks, or free agents. Could this be the beginning of fan disgust and giving up on the front office to make sound decisions?
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Do not confuse this thread with Texans random rambling of the day thread
 
Stuck at home and got an early start - already smashed. Hopefully this is my last post of the night, if not - SORRY! lol.
 
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Sleep deprivation resulting in delirium may actually be worse for my posts. I have no idea what I posted today, and for once I can't blame whiskey lol.
 
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Why can't I run into Rick freakin Smith when me and the guys are out at the bar for guys night? I'd love to give him a piece of my mind.., him and Cal McNair
 
Mangler said:
Why can't I run into Rick freakin Smith when me and the guys are out at the bar for guys night? I'd love to give him a piece of my mind.., him and Cal McNair
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Because they go to bars that people like us can't afford to go to. :D
 
What, I'm drinking all alone again? Ain't go no drumk Texans? How does this thread slip out of the top rated? smdh...
 
Scooter said:
This thread is feeling a bit lonely.
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OK after 3 beers here goes......

No offensive coordinator= even less points scored this season. Hope y'all like field goals
New defensive coordinator- don't be surprised if they can't keep games close. We make a field goal, the other team scores a touchdown. Rinse, repeat until the Texans score garbage time TD, still lose the game.
Pretty confident the Astros can score more points per game that the Texans offense
B'OB is not the guy to develop a potentially talented rookie QB
They'll look good in preseason and the first couple of games before the wheels fall off
 
To the annoyance of migraine suffering friends, I'm near immune to headaches. I get a mild headache every couple/few years. Rum however gives me a splitting headache, and I don't mean the hangover. By drink #2 or 3 I'm in excruciating pain.
 
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Gotta keep the liver guessing lol. In the past 2 minutes I've had bourbon, water and bacon. Is that what they call winning at life? :doot:
 
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Scooter said:
Gotta keep the liver guessing lol. In the past 2 minutes I've had bourbon, water and bacon. Is that what they call winning at life? :doot:
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Were they all separate at the time. If yes then yes
 
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