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Scooter said:
It's not what I say that's the problem, it's what I read the next morning that's trouble. I woke up to 13 alerts and my only thought was 'sh!t, what did I say this time?'.
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I can't possibly count the number of times I've done that exact thing. LOL

I try an not post to much when drinking, as I can tend to be on the nasty side and say stuff I know I'll have to apologize for later. Posting stoned is a regular thing though, as I'm pretty much stoned all the time now. I should probably cut back on the pot, but as long as it's affordable, I've yet to come up with a reason to stop. Especially since I'm retired and there are no drug tests to worry about.
 
Thorn said:
I can't possibly count the number of times I've done that exact thing. LOL

I try an not post to much when drinking, as I can tend to be on the nasty side and say stuff I know I'll have to apologize for later. Posting stoned is a regular thing though, as I'm pretty much stoned all the time now. I should probably cut back on the pot, but as long as it's affordable, I've yet to come up with a reason to stop. Especially since I'm retired and there are no drug tests to worry about.
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I try not to post when drinking as well, but like the picture above there comes a point where the bourbon says 'the people need to hear your thoughts!' lol. I have to check in to see if it's actually my thoughts or if I said something from left field to get attention. I kinda wish I could smoke. It doesn't effect me like it does most others though, I have a completely opposite and no fun reaction.
 
'Remember the Drumk thread'.

Dangit JB, why won't you let me post nonsense that I end up regretting in a few hours?
 
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Even with JB's guidance bringing me home, I still ventured beyond the safety of drumk ... with most obvious results lol.
 
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I don't think I can get drunk enough to deal with this board on a daily basis, yet somehow I manage to do that. I need another drink
 
Wait, hold on, time out - flag on the play.

'Drunk' thread?

What mod got himself drumked and messed up a good thing?
 
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My drumkenness really needs responses about the comic event this weekend. I've got a rare amount of freedom this weekend and it would be fun to be a nerd for a little while. ... assuming my post was coherent.
 
So, what happens when my day ended after the sun came up and I'm Drumk at noon (and a few previos posts lol)?
 
JB said:
Depends on if that was the plan or not. If it was I say congrats!
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Not actually the plan, just a much busier schedule than I like. But, we can call it the plan ...

Exhaustion fits into the drumk category, right?
 
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Scooter said:
Not actually the plan, just a much busier schedule than I like. But, we can call it the plan ...

Exhaustion fits into the drumk category, right?
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Absolutely!

I just got off work and I'm exhausted... fittin' to work on the drumk part. Will let you know how it goes.

been a weird day so far
 
Ok, drumkin' winning out. Thank heaven for the backspace key. I can't type worth a shict.

Idiots wanting perfection on one extreme or the other
 
I can't be arsed reading throuhg the entire thread, has anyone been drunk in work on Friday afternoob?

I don't know much about about football biut I love the Texans, I think that baseball and basxketball suck, but I'll jump on the bandwaogon if a Houston team is doing well.

I jumped on the Astros bandwaoogn ewben thougn iots just a silly girls game but if they win wht world series I;ll celebrastre with some more beer

However, having saifd all that the only thing I carwe about is the Texams winning a supoerbowl.
 
A very good chance I end up all over the place. A touch of the flu that is finally passing, I am currently attempting to speed up that process with whiskey (lots of it). I defy logic and use the method 'alcohol kills germs, right?'. It has not failed me yet, I get sick fewer times than anyone I've ever met - so, currently 9:02 ... I apologize for everything that comes after this post lol. Oh, and keep quoting to a minimum, I want to delete my nonsense on general principle.
 
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Scooter said:
A very good chance I end up all over the place. A touch of the flu that is finally passing, I am currently attempting to speed up that process with whiskey (lots of it). I defy logic and use the method 'alcohol kills germs, right?'. It has not failed me yet, I get sick fewer times than anyone I've ever met - so, currently 9:02 ... I apologize for everything that comes after this post lol. Oh, and keep quoting to a minimum, I want to delete my nonsense on general principle.
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OK, but nonsense appreciated and it does fit right in.

Laughter is the best medicine

Keep us healthy my friend... don't delete
 
Scooter said:
A very good chance I end up all over the place. A touch of the flu that is finally passing, I am currently attempting to speed up that process with whiskey (lots of it). I defy logic and use the method 'alcohol kills germs, right?'. It has not failed me yet, I get sick fewer times than anyone I've ever met - so, currently 9:02 ... I apologize for everything that comes after this post lol. Oh, and keep quoting to a minimum, I want to delete my nonsense on general principle.
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Hey, take Nyquil. That's what I do.

It contains 10% alcohol - that's 20 proof. More than most wines and beers.
 
JB said:
Laughter is the best medicine
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In my FUBAR state I quite literally made a mess of a great joke thread ... I apologized and did my best to placate the situation (eventually lol), but ended up back here again with my lack of care. I guess there are some things that even drumk doesn't fix.

Edit: I seriously should not have been anywhere that allowed me to talk to other people last night lol. It's probably time I disappeared for a little while.
 
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When I'm drunk even obtuse people become ignorant

I need to drink more because I prefer the ignorant
 
A good thing I'm drinking when I come to this board, because other than the NSFW part, it makes me need to be drunk. The good part needs me to be young again, and that ain't happening
 
JB said:
Don't have TV... too drunk to see usually
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What the hell do you mean you don't have TV, did you fall into it, knock it off the stand, and break it? I only ask this, because that actually happened to me one time (years ago).. sobering moment, sucks like hell. LCD to NO TV.. SUCKS. From now on I always make sure the batteries in my remote works (the TV now has a 20 foot restraining order against me, per Ol' Lady)..much more cheaper to replace. Lol
 
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Carr Bombed said:
What the hell do you mean you don't have TV, did you fall into it and knock it off the stand? I only ask this, because that actually happened to me one time (years ago).. sobering moment, sucks like hell. LCD to NO TV.. SUCKS. From now on I always make sure the batteries in my remote works (the TV now has a 20 foot restraining order against me, per Ol' Lady)..much more cheaper to replace. Lol
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nah, just too cheap to buy after moving. I actually don't even own a TV right now. I watch sports on either laptop or phone
 
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