defense names?

[Hervoyel]

On other teams the fans are referred to as "The 12th man" but here in Houston we're "The 2-ply"

 

[drewmar74]

mother ****er, this **** ****ing sucks. These guys cant stop ****ing molasses in ****ing winter time. All these ****ers (with the exception of Ryans, Okoye and Robinson) should be ****ing cut, right ****ing now.. God D*** s** of a b****s

Dude, do you have audio equipment in my house? No, really, because you just quoted me from that 51 minute drive that Jacksonville put together yesterday.....

 

[Texan_Bill]

Dude, do you have audio equipment in my house? No, really, because you just quoted me from that 51 minute drive that Jacksonville put together yesterday.....

LMAO!!! I directly quoted myself....

 

[real]

Pro-bowl alley...


Where you're gauranteed to bowl your way to a pro-bowl performance.

 

[HoustonFrog]

How about the "Flat Tires"......no pressure.

 

[real]

bad boys gone conservative

 

[real]

the dissapoinments

 

[gtexan02]

The millionaires

 

[Double Barrel]

How about the National Generals, in reference to the Harlem Globetrotters' opponents that always make them look good.

 

[HJam72]

The Bend and Breakers (the suffix "over" comes to mind as well).

 

[Texan_Bill]

The 'Pascifists'


-or-

The French 11

 

[DiehardChris]

"Raging Bull****"

 

[Brando]

mother ****er, this **** ****ing sucks. These guys cant stop ****ing molasses in ****ing winter time. All these ****ers (with the exception of Ryans, Okoye and Robinson) should be ****ing cut, right ****ing now.. God D*** s** of a b****s

pirate:

We have to laugh to keep from crying......

 

[powerfuldragon]

National Generals

seconded.

 

[Brando]

Fort Knot
The Bad Boys
The Sinisters of Defense
The French Disconnection

 

[Ole Miss Texan]

'Steal Blue We Overpursue'

 

[real]

"pre-season hype"

 

[HOU-TEX]

"Tha Richard Smith Experiment"

 

[Porky]

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Men.

 

[Vinny]

the suggested names have taken a turn lately.

Kubiak is on 610am if anyone is interested.

 

[alphajoker]

the suggested names have taken a turn lately.

Kubiak is on 610am if anyone is interested.

Yeah they have. Does anyone believe in jinxes? Maybe this thread should be deleted.

 

[AnthonyE]

seconded.

thirded.

 

[awtysst]

Swiss Cheese. Our D had way too many holes.

 

[TEXANS84]

The cloth curtain

 

[Busa_Bill]

the suggested names have taken a turn lately.

Kubiak is on 610am if anyone is interested.

Wait, I didn't get a chance yet.........

Since I'm hungry; how about "the lettuce wraps"?

 

[Hagar]

mother ****er, this **** ****ing sucks. These guys cant stop ****ing molasses in ****ing winter time. All these ****ers (with the exception of Ryans, Okoye and Robinson) should be ****ing cut, right ****ing now.. God D*** s** of a b****s

If I could, I'd give rep!

Good to know my motto is still good

 

[RDillon]

Yeah they have. Does anyone believe in jinxes? Maybe this thread should be deleted.

Nothing good is coming of this MOD needs to lock it down.

 

[YellerLotYeller]

The "I've seen powder puff teams tackle better defense"

 

[spurstexanstros]

The for the love of God please make a stop on third down defense.

 

[markn]

Negligible.

 

[eriadoc]

The Colander Crew?

 

[Carr Bombed]

The Texas border defense.

 

[Vinnie]

How about the "We're Awful but we make millions anyway" defense?

 

[markn]

Itwouldbenicetohavea defense.

 

[Porky]

The sunday school defense

The ham and swiss on rye defense

The run and shoot ourselves in the foot defense

The gang that couldn't tackle straight

The Village People defense

The matador defense

It's a mad mad mad fanbase defense

The help me I've fallen and I can't get up defense

 

[J-Russ]

Instead of a ball-hawk defense we have a shoes-hawk defense. (spin-off of catching shoes reference.)

 

[TexansLucky13]

South Houston Institute of Tenderness

 

[Honoring Earl 34]

The could'nt sack Carr defense .

 

[Vinnie]

The could'nt sack Carr defense .

Winner

 

[DBCooper]

Vanilla Ice

 

[Thorn]

south houston institute of tenderness

lmao!

 

[Chicagotexan1]

Texas Toast.

 

[Brando]

Wet Paper Bag Defense

 

[kcdoubleeagle]

The Simple Jacks

 

[Brando]

The could'nt sack Carr defense .

lol I didn't see that earlier. That would be horrible if we couldn't sack the self sacking machine.

 

[Señor Stan]

The Rickroll Defense.

 

[The Pencil Neck]

The Rickroll Defense.

The Insanity Defense? No, that could actually be a good name
Pure BS Defense...
Oh No You Di'int Defense...
The Plea Bargainers...
The Sigmund Freud Defense... it can stop you but only if you want to be stopped.

 

[texanfreak]

the brothel defence. theres holes every where.

 

[Joe Texan]

The could'nt sack Carr defense .

This is ineligible, Carr sacks himself sometimes and could lead to a judging dissagreement.

 

[HJam72]

The Drop Back Defense (or maybe Broke Back)