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Dan Reeves to Dom Capers

hadaad

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"So, what is it you'd say... you do here?"

"Well, I take the plays that the offensive coordinator comes up with and that the defensive coordinator comes up with and I send them out to the team."

"So you actually tell the team which play they'll be running?"

"Well... no... I have coordinators for that."

"...?"

"The players.... they don't like to talk to... I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS D@MMIT!"
 
Your down by 4 in the Superbowl and it's fourth and 20 with :02 left in the game, from the 40 yard line, what do you do?

Capers - Well it's fourth down so we punt

Reeves - ??????

Capers - what? we were in the game and obviously had a chance to win.

Reeves - Have you heard of a hail marry?

Capers - Who is that?

Reeves - A long pass to many guys in the endzone, hoping one of your guys ends up with the ball.

Capers - Oh, so you don't want to punt. How about the delayed draw, or fake punt.

Reeves - I will recomend you get fired.
 
playoff year please said:
Your down by 4 in the Superbowl and it's fourth and 20 with :02 left in the game, from the 40 yard line, what do you do?

Capers - Well it's fourth down so we punt

Reeves - ??????

Capers - what? we were in the game and obviously had a chance to win.

Reeves - Have you heard of a hail marry?

Capers - Who is that?

Reeves - A long pass to many guys in the endzone, hoping one of your guys ends up with the ball.

Capers - Oh, so you don't want to punt. How about the delayed draw, or fake punt.

Reeves - I will recomend you get fired.
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The Superbowl? My imagination just isn't that good this year.
 
Okay... so my turn......

Dom
Have you guys see this?

Charlie
What? It's the staff meeting. So what?

Dom
We're all screwed, that's what. They're gonna review the Texans.

Pendry
Oh, what are you talking about Dom? How do you know that?

Dom
They're bringing in a consultant - that's how I know. That's what this conference in the team room is all about! That's what happened at Baltimore last year.
You have an interview with a consultant and they bring in efficiency
experts. You're interviewing for your own job!

Charley
Dom, every week you say you're losing your job and you're still here.

Dom
I'm going to be the first one they're gonna lay off. Just the thought
of having to go to the Coordinator Unemployment Office and having to stand in line with those scumbags!!!

Charley
(dang, dang)

Dom
You know there are people in this world who don't have to put up with
all this? Like that guy that invented the 3-4. You see,
that's what you have to do. You have to use your mind and come up with
some really great idea like that and you never have to work again!

Charley
I don't think the 3-4 was really such a good idea.

Dom
The guy made a million dollars! Y'know… I had an idea like that once.

Pendry
Really? What was it, Dom?

Dom
Well, all right. It was a Jump… the players around-mat. You see, it would
be this mat that you would put on the floor and it would have different
positions written on it that you could…jump to.

Charley
That is the worse idea I've ever heard in my life, Dom.

:cool:
 
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