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Cushing's home just went on the Market: what's that about ?

Cushing is selling his house because he's tired of being around Schaub and Kubiak? Oh man, if we lose him because of those two idiots it will ruin my day. Week even. :pissed:
 
I said not impressive for HIM, you bunch of pantywastes. I bet he could get Gisele licking champagne off his nips if he wanted.
 
Sweet house, though it does make him look a little poor........:cowboy1::bender:

She's cute(cushing's wife) and has a hot body.

I don't think a woman has to be perfect - I mean wow, everyone's so obsessed with looks. How about love, health, and happiness. Hotness is good too, but it's not everything.

If you think about it, you could argue Gisele has unusual facial features and has no body - just lanky.

I however think Gisele is cute and has a hot lanky body.

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IDEXAN said:
f you have $1.3 million lying around, you can live like an All-Pro in the home of Houston Texans star Brian Cushing. The talented linebacker, whose season ended long before the Texans were bounced from the playoffs by the New England Patriots, is looking to sell his house in Missouri City, TX.

Built in 2007, Cushing’s waterfront digs can be found within he confines of the gated community of Waters Lake. The home offers a little more than 7,000 square feet with five bedrooms and five baths, and has been meticulously styled from top to bottom. A grand foyer lined in marble flows into the general formal areas, including a custom kitchen with stainless steel appliances, while the upstairs level features a game room, media room and a balcony overlooking the lake. There’s also an “art media rm w/wet bar,” which is a fancy way of saying in-house theater w/booze, and a top-tier security system, surveillance cameras included, and a pool.
http://www.realtor.com/blogs/2013/0...r-brian-cushing-selling-home-houston-suburbs/
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I know they've got a new baby, but he's a FA in 12 months, why not wait until then unless they are going to rent this year ?
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Maybe he wants to move to Houston.
 
houston is a nice city but not somewhere i want my vacation home. Cushing isnt going anywhre, from the games ive see he lovesthe texans. just wants a new home.
 
infantrycak said:
I guess it is a variant of internet tough guy - internet Calvin Klein underwear model.

bOng - classic Cheetoh line.
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Thank you. This phenomenon has actually been described as being Internet Male. Here is an excerpt from SomethingAwful:

The Internet Male finds flaws in every woman and exudes hyper masculinity until the moment a female arrives in his vicinity.

Defining Quote: "Mandy Moore disgusts me. I don't understand how anyone can find her attractive."
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I'm glad our friend Vance87 thinks Cushing can do better though, at least he is looking out for our star ILB's well-being when it comes to the daunting task of selecting a mate. I think what this person is really trying to say though is "Cushing could've done way better than that. He could have had me!"

Or maybe I have turned into an Internet Psychologist. . . damnit.
 
b0ng said:
Thank you. This phenomenon has actually been described as being Internet Male. Here is an excerpt from SomethingAwful:



I'm glad our friend Vance87 thinks Cushing can do better though, at least he is looking out for our star ILB's well-being when it comes to the daunting task of selecting a mate. I think what this person is really trying to say though is "Cushing could've done way better than that. He could have had me!"

Or maybe I have turned into an Internet Psychologist. . . damnit.
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Schlong, I challenge you to an e-pushup battle. Winner gets a years' supply of Cheetos and 1000 free GB of porn. Loser gets Cushing's dame. You in, kemosabe?
 
IDEXAN said:
You would certainly say that about Watt, but Cushing is coming off of a season-ending ACL, and anytime a player blows out his knee there's uncertainty associated with his return. Cushing return to play in 2013 could be shaky, atleast inconsistant because he's returning from a severe injury and he and the Texans might have problems reaching an agreement for a new contract ? And on top of that Cushing family back east might want him and their new grandchild/nephew-niece ( I don't ksow if he's got a son or daughter ?), to be closer to home ?
And I can see Cushings wife wanting a different, smaller house for their new baby, but I don't see them buying until they know more about their plans subsequent to the 2013 season ?
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I'm not extremely worried about Cushing's recovery. He's one of the hardest workers i've seen and i wouldn't be shocked if he came back almost better Adrian Peterson style.
 
Ryan said:
I'm not extremely worried about Cushing's recovery. He's one of the hardest workers i've seen and i wouldn't be shocked if he came back almost better Adrian Peterson style.
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I'd be shocked. AP is a genetic freak, this has now been proven. Good? Maybe, but not THAT good.
 
This speculation about Cushing selling his house is classic ESPN.

"LeBron James visits a steak restaurant, what could this possibly mean?!"

"Tim Tebow runs shirtless in practice. Will Tebow get the start next week?"
 
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