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Could Michael Vick been a Texan?

Imagine what must go through Arthur Blank or Jim Mora's mind each time Vick takes off running around the field relatively unprotected. :shocked

"Go, Go, GO, ack! look out! Oh damn, please get up... please... *gasp*, Oh thank God!"
 
Vick should be the spokeman for a herpe Rx. I can see it now.
Vick - "I thought my life would be ruined by the herpes, but this HerpeXassure medication eases the warts. Sure, sometimes they flare up and I still trasmit them to unsuspecting partners, but using this medication and using the alias Ron Mexico gets me through the day".
Voiceover "May cause blindness, lepracy, baldness, seizures, hullucinations, and dry mouth".
 
chicagotexan said:
Vick should be the spokeman for a herpe Rx. I can see it now.
Vick - "I thought my life would be ruined by the herpes, but this HerpeXassure medication eases the warts. Sure, sometimes they flare up and I still trasmit them to unsuspecting partners, but using this medication and using the alias Ron Mexico gets me through the day".
Voiceover "May cause blindness, lepracy, baldness, seizures, hullucinations, and dry mouth".
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chicagotexan = quote of the day :rofl:
 
Ron Mexico would have taken this offense to new levels, with just his feet alone. Then again the o line gave up a **** load of sacks so he may have been in a body cast by now.
 
Yeah, they gave up alot of sacks. But if you watched the Texans beat the Jags, they had everything going good in that game. If they played at that caliber all the time I think they would be in atleast the playoffs every year.
 
That would be a start but we would have to win against some quality oppenents.
Colts and Jets we lose to perrenially, and we shouldve beaten the playoff bound chargers.

After we start winning some against those teams. Then consider us in the playoffs every year other wise if we end up with the same record as the Jets the Jets would hold the tie breaker.

We seem to turn it on a few days then it lacks off in games we should win. like Detroit and Cleveland, I feel as though we walked into those 2 games thinking we had the victory. Kinda the same with San Antonio I didnt feel a sense of urgency from the team till midway thru the 3rd.

We turned it on in game to against Indy, then lacked off again against Denver.
 
I have to wonder if the Herpes will be an asset or liability to Vick. It may actually help his running ability because no one wants to tackle him. :hmmm:
 
Well now I've figured it out. This Ron Mexico business was all a ploy to get Mexicans like myself to buy Ron Mexico jerseys. Well, Mike, I mean Ron it ain't gonna work. But I still have an idea to help him improve his marketabilty - Mike Vick, he puts the TD in STD. No charge
 
So Vick gets herpes. Talk bout a madden curse(I know I already said this in another thread but LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!)
 
chicagotexan said:
Oh man, that's right. I think I'd rather break an arm.
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I think hes getting double punished since the curse didn't get good 'ole Ray Lewis hard enough.
 
David Carr or Mick Vick. I thought this tread was between QB's not QBs and running backs.

Thank you vick, for not being our RB, I mean QB. Learn to be a qb and pass the ball.
 
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