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Chris White Answers the Call...

gtexan02 said:
You guys are nuts. He pissed all over himself. Thats nasty. Big 300+ pound guy just urinating all over himself is ok to you?

Offensive possessions usually last less than 5-6 minutes. Sometimes they are only a few minutes. You really telling me he couldn't hold it for 5 minutes?
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He's a guy fighting for a starting spot on an NFL team. You think he's going to trot off to the locker room just to take a leak? I dang sure wouldn't. I might have peed in a few cups on the sideline before peeing in my pants, but either way, he found a way to stay on the field. It's just pee, man. It's not like he whipped it out and started hosing down guys in the huddle.
 
HOU-TEX said:
He's a guy fighting for a starting spot on an NFL team. You think he's going to trot off to the locker room just to take a leak? I dang sure wouldn't. I might have peed in a few cups on the sideline before peeing in my pants, but either way, he found a way to stay on the field. It's just pee, man. It's not like he whipped it out and started hosing down guys in the huddle.
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lol now that would be news
 
Crispy? Too subtle?

Now....if Chris BROWN starts....streaking down the middle... before he gets his runs...damn that would be disgusting. I know this goes against my shitting-at-work thread but if he shat at the bottom of a pile that would be the funniest thing ever. Just run back wards at the D and watch grown men turn into little girls!!!!
 
gtexan02 said:
You guys are nuts. He pissed all over himself. Thats nasty. Big 300+ pound guy just urinating all over himself is ok to you?

Offensive possessions usually last less than 5-6 minutes. Sometimes they are only a few minutes. You really telling me he couldn't hold it for 5 minutes?
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It isn't that uncommon in many sports. Cyclists and runners do it frequently.
 
gtexan02 said:
You guys are nuts. He pissed all over himself. Thats nasty. Big 300+ pound guy just urinating all over himself is ok to you?

Offensive possessions usually last less than 5-6 minutes. Sometimes they are only a few minutes. You really telling me he couldn't hold it for 5 minutes?
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Would it be any better if he was a ripped up 220? Is it the mental image that bothers you more than the actual act of doing it? You've never pissed in the shower before? Come on.....be honest.
 
Cjeremy635 said:
Would it be any better if he was a ripped up 220? Is it the mental image that bothers you more than the actual act of doing it? You've never pissed in the shower before? Come on.....be honest.
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In the shower, I thought it was typical for guys to aim for the drain, and not for the side of their legs. :)
 
ObsiWan said:
That's where the nickname "Stink" came from. He admitted it freely on a Mark & Mark show one time.
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No he got the name from when he worked in Alaska and he would eat the dish called "stinkheads". And his teammates shortened it to stink. Mike and Mike were teasing him about him relieving himself and how "stink" just fits him even better now that they knew that.
 
Even the post urinal dribble feels gross to me. I can't imagine letting gallons of gatorade rain down my legs mid game.

Its probably the mental image more than anything, but still gross any way you slice it
 
Kubiak: Hey look everybody, Chris White peed his pants.
Chris White: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
Kubiak: Really?
Chris White: YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
Kubiak: Hey look, Myers peed his pants too. Alright!
Coach Alex Gibbs: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Chris White: OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go.

A little spin from Billy Madison...:shades:
 
HOU-TEX said:
He's a guy fighting for a starting spot on an NFL team. You think he's going to trot off to the locker room just to take a leak? I dang sure wouldn't. I might have peed in a few cups on the sideline before peeing in my pants, but either way, he found a way to stay on the field. It's just pee, man. It's not like he whipped it out and started hosing down guys in the huddle.
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Yellow flag
'Unsportsmanlike conduct. Offense number 63, offensive hosing, 15 yards penalty, repeat third down'
 
Could you imagine him having stage fright and just standing there after the huddle with that concentrating pee look?:tinfoil::panic:

I wonder how many plays before he made the decision he was doing the pee pee dance. :specnatz:
 
gtexan02 said:
This is ridiculously disgusting. I would make him do his own damn laundry. Theres gaining a competitive advantage and then theres going too far. Who thinks about pissing when you're playing a game like that one? I dont even think about pissing when Im in the stands Im so excited
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Obviously you have never been in full pads and ready to go for a game, it's not that easy to run to the locker room, get your pants undone to get your business done, and then run back out to the field.

This is no uncommon to see happen, saw it a few times in college when I played.
 
I just hope he did not stay in it for too long afterwards or else I'm sure he would have had another problem if you know what I mean.
 
I give this news one puzzled Connor Barwin.

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Thats the kind of effort i wanna see Chris i bashed u in the past but u get some Praise points for once
 
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