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Big Lou's Smart Ass Mock Draft

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Big Lou

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I know the traditional thought would be to go with defensive picks early and often, but hey you just can't miss an oppurtunity to pick up a TE or seven. So here is my Smart Ass Mock Draft. I'm sure we will go after some OLB's, NT's, and CB's with the undrafted guys. I know this joke is overplayed, but I couldn't resist, if this has been done before I apologize.........



Round 1
Kyle Rudolph TE Notre Dame 6' 5" 265 lbs. 4.65 40 yd

Round 2
Lance Kendricks TE Wisconsin 6' 4" 241 lbs 4.80 40 yd

Round 3
Luke Stocker TE Tennessee 6' 6" 253 lbs. 4.80 40 yd

Round 4
D.J. Williams TE Arkansas 6' 2" 251 lbs. 4.62 40 yd

Round 5
Weslye Saunder TE South Carolina 6' 5" 270 lbs. 4.85 40 yd

Round 6
Richard Gordon TE Miami 6' 4" 265 lbs. 4.85 40 yd

Round 7
Julius Thomas TE Portland St. 6' 5" 240 lbs. 4.70 40 yd
 
Big Lou said:
I know the traditional thought would be to go with defensive picks early and often, but hey you just can't miss an oppurtunity to pick up a TE or seven. So here is my Smart Ass Mock Draft. I'm sure we will go after some OLB's, NT's, and CB's with the undrafted guys. I know this joke is overplayed, but I couldn't resist, if this has been done before I apologize.........



Round 1
Kyle Rudolph TE Notre Dame 6' 5" 265 lbs. 4.65 40 yd

Round 2
Lance Kendricks TE Wisconsin 6' 4" 241 lbs 4.80 40 yd

Round 3
Luke Stocker TE Tennessee 6' 6" 253 lbs. 4.80 40 yd

Round 4
D.J. Williams TE Arkansas 6' 2" 251 lbs. 4.62 40 yd

Round 5
Weslye Saunder TE South Carolina 6' 5" 270 lbs. 4.85 40 yd

Round 6
Richard Gordon TE Miami 6' 4" 265 lbs. 4.85 40 yd

Round 7
Julius Thomas TE Portland St. 6' 5" 240 lbs. 4.70 40 yd
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Can't you find someone at least 6' 7" or taller :htown2atx:
 
This way we can put a TE at NT, a TE at OLB, along with lots of depth at TE and on the practice squad. I wouldn't put it past Kubiak to do something really stupid like this.
 
I think as long as he has a Wisconsin TE his draft meets all the necessary criteria. Besides, all those TEs mean we will have really good special teams like this yea......errrrr...
 
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