Andre Johnson is OK, just a dislocated finger. He'll be fine, eats spinach

[El Tejano]

We don't need to upgrade the WR position. Pssshhh, someone go get Moss, Owens, or Edwards. We need some help now. Jacoby will have to be the #2 WR.

 

[DX-TEX]

My boy just texted me and said that it's broken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He better be jokin. Damn...........

WHo is your "boy" and why should we trust him?

 

[Errant Hothy]

McClain_on_NFL John McClain
After texans practice we will find out what happened to andre johnson, who came down on his hand going for ball

McClain_on_NFL John McClain
Johnson was bumped after colliding with rookie CB Roc Carmichael. Johnson came up shaking his hand and pulling on a finger.

McClain_on_NFL John McClain
First, Johnson left the field pulling on a finger. Then he went to dressing room. I figure he got an x-Ray.

McClain_on_NFL John McClain
Johnson is as tough as they come. He played as long as he could last season with a severe high ankle sprain.

Sounds more like a finger than his hand.

 

[BIG TORO]

:wadepalm: Why us! Why!

 

[Craig.]

WHo is your "boy" and why should we trust him?

It's SWT. Tread lightly.

 

[DX-TEX]

It's SWT. Tread lightly.

What is SWT and why should I trust him?

 

[ThaShark316]

Seems like a finger injury...

 

[BIG TORO]

What is SWT and why should I trust him?

SWT is the jersey money bandit!

 

[Texan4Ever]

AJ well be okay and he can still use his other hand to make one-handed catches, however, the trainers and team doctor(s) better treat him like he's GOD cause' we need him.

 

[Playoffs]

Pulling finger makes me think dislocation?

 

[DX-TEX]

SWT is the jersey money bandit!

Im getting old, I have no earthly idea what you are talking about.

Seems llike this thread is full of people seriously overreacting

 

[Doppelganger]

What is SWT and why should I trust him?

Im getting old, I have no earthly idea what you are talking about.

Seems llike this thread is full of people seriously overreacting

Here is all you need to know about SWT

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76731

 

[Texan_Bill]

SWT is the jersey money bandit!

That still doesn't tell DX-TEX much. He wasn't around during the whole jersey debacle, errrrrrrrrrrr scam.

 

[ThaShark316]

Pulling finger makes me think dislocation?

Trying to pop it back in place...seems like it.

 

[DX-TEX]

That still doesn't tell DX-TEX much. He wasn't around during the whole jersey debacle, errrrrrrrrrrr scam.

So how in the hell would he know about this? He was out there trying to Dre a damn jersey?

 

[DonnyMost]

I think the bigger story here is we drafted a CB that can actually cover Andre Johnson.

 

[ThaShark316]

I think the bigger story here is we drafted a CB that can actually cover Andre Johnson.

Winner.

 

[chicagotexan2]

I hope his hands and fists are broken in 10 diffrent places.

Love,

Cortland Finnegans Face

 

[Playoffs]

Trying to pop it back in place...seems like it.

Yeah, but if you get a break with a dislocation though it can be nasty.

 

[Marcus]

Seems llike this thread is full of people seriously overreacting

Overreacting? On a football message board?

Yeah, you ARE an old fart.

 

[Playoffs]

I think the bigger story here is we drafted a CB that can actually cover Andre Johnson.

I'm guessing you're one of those "glass half full" kinda guys?

 

[NitroGSXR]

Im getting old, I have no earthly idea what you are talking about.

Seems llike this thread is full of people seriously overreacting

He's kinda like a pet tiger. A great friendly companion for years. Then one morning, he's munching on your kid's arm in your living room. Unpredictible.

No worries. I wish they'd lock that thread though. I do not like that it has gained notoriety in "cockroach" thread fashion.

 

[EllisUnit]

i have been searching and have seen NOTHING about any of this. So i'm not concerned

 

[Brisco_County]

Please make the thread title less sensational and change it to "Andre Johnson life-flighted off field after accidental maiming."

 

[macho grande]

WHo is your "boy" and why should we trust him?

He's just a fan like us. Just passin along what he told me. Hopefully he proves to be untrustworthy.

 

[Texan_Bill]

Pulling finger makes me think dislocation?

Makes me think.... gas!

 

[EllisUnit]

http://www.houstontexans.com/index.html

 

[Texan_Bill]

So how in the hell would he know about this? He was out there trying to Dre a damn jersey?

Homes was being facetious. SWT would have no inside knowledge.

I was getting my info from 1560.

 

[ThaShark316]

Said he was shaking his hand and holding a finger. You don't shake your hand after you break your hand. lmao...

I'll put $$$$$$$$$$$ up if its anything but a dislocation..

 

[DonnyMost]

I'm guessing it's a badly jammed or sprained finger.

 

[False Start]

I'm guessing it's a badly jammed or sprained finger.

I hope so. I jammed my finger catching a football one time, it hurt like a son of a *****!

 

[ThaShark316]

I hope so. I jammed my finger catching a football one time, it hurt like a son of a *****!

Yeah that **** ****ing hurts. Period.

 

[EllisUnit]

Kubiak said live on Texans TV it is a dislocated finger. he'll be fine

http://www.houstontexans.com/index.html

 

[Ole Miss Texan]

Kubiak said live on Texans TV it is a dislocated finger. he'll be fine

We can slowly back away from the ledge now...

 

[Errant Hothy]

Kubiak said live on Texans TV it is a dislocated finger. he'll be fine

http://www.houstontexans.com/index.html

Should be out with the team in the afternoon practice

McClain_on_NFL
Andre Johnson suffered a dislocated finger. Gary Kubiak said he hopes Johnson will be back on field this afternoon

 

[Brisco_County]

That'll take about a month to fully heal, but he can practice.

 

[BIG TORO]

Dislocated finger!!!

 

[mr. peebs]

phew, good news it's nothing too serious..

someone needs to make a gif of jenny in forrest gump up on the ledge contemplating suicide then freaks out and steps down; it would've been perfect for this thread and all the other types that will come this year

 

[Texan_Bill]

This just in...


Texan_Bill fell out of his office chair and busted his a$$!

 

[Mr. Texan]

 

[Texan_Bill]

I hope so. I jammed my finger catching a football one time, it hurt like a son of a *****!

Worst part of jamming a finger? Just when you think it's healing up and you bang that sumbitch on something and it jack it up all over again.

 

[EllisUnit]

Worst part of jamming a finger? Just when you think it's healing up and you bang that sumbitch on something and it jack it up all over again.

AJ is to much of a beast to let a dislocated finger stop him. The boy will be fine.

 

[macho grande]

Worst part of jamming a finger? Just when you think it's healing up and you bang that sumbitch on something and it jack it up all over again.

Hahaha. It's funny cuz it's true. I used to do that all the time playin basketball. That second jam is ****** up.

 

[Joe Texan]

I dislocated my finger wrestling popped it back in and continued wrestling

 

[gary]

There are still good free agent receivers out there one should be signed to be the number one option if Johnson goes down God for bid.

 

[Vinnie]

There are still good free agent receivers out there one should be signed to be the number one option if Johnson goes down God for bid.

But, but, but, we have Jacoby. :wadepalm:

 

[ChampionTexan]

This just in...


Texan_Bill fell out of his office chair and busted his a$$!

Check again - probably just dislocated.

 

[Playoffs]

Kubiak said live on Texans TV it is a dislocated finger. he'll be fine

http://www.houstontexans.com/index.html

Then what was he doing on Life Flight???

 

[gary]

But, but, but, we have Jacoby. :wadepalm:

Could have used that money on Rice, Floyd, Edwards ect. Edwards and Floyd are still out there I say sign one of them. Hell reach out to Moss.

 

[TEXANS84]

Any other thread suggestion titles that are better than Bill's panic mode?