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And BTW . . those all red uniforms SUCK!

Marcus

Marcus

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I just found out that they are wearing red jerseys with red pants for the Ravens game.

How ugly can you get? I mean, it's bad enough that they play like a high school team, but do they have to look like a high school team, too?

Bunch of ketchup bottles running around on Monday Night Football. :gun:

I know the players don't even like them. KPRC asked Matt Schaub what he thought of the all red uniforms. He said, "Well, obviously that's not my decision. It would at least look a little better with white pants."
 
I love those uni's. My favorite Texans uniforms actually.


I hate the white jersey uniforms that we wear when you consider the fact that almost every team in the league has a white jersey.

I wish we went all red or all blue with our uniforms. No white pants or white jerseys ever. That's just two typical for me.

Love the all red ones!! Battle RED baby!
 
Texecutioner said:
I love those uni's. My favorite Texans uniforms actually.


I hate the white jersey uniforms that we wear when you consider the fact that almost every team in the league has a white jersey.

I wish we went all red or all blue with our uniforms. No white pants or white jerseys ever. That's just two typical for me.

Love the all red ones!! Battle RED baby!
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I agree I love the whole battle red day thing, including the uni's.

The liberty white is my least favorite, it just looks so plain and boring.

Even though I can't be at the game it is going to look cool on TV and I will be wearing my battle red tomorrow!
 
Marcus said:
I just found out that they are wearing red jerseys with red pants for the Ravens game.

How ugly can you get? I mean, it's bad enough that they play like a high school team, but do they have to look like a high school team, too?

Bunch of ketchup bottles running around on Monday Night Football. :gun:

I know the players don't even like them. KPRC asked Matt Schaub what he thought of the all red uniforms. He said, "Well, obviously that's not my decision. It would at least look a little better with white pants."
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At least we are not playing the Cardinals or another team that wears red often.
 
Tedc said:
At least we are not playing the Cardinals or another team that wears red often.
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Like in 2003, when these marketing geniuses handed out Battle Red towels on a day we hosted the Chiefs.

Love Battle Red. Never have been a fan of Steel Blue. Very boring.
 
I LUV the all red! Besides, they only wear it once a year, so why do some of you complain so much about it!!?

Just something about it that gets my BATTLE RED blood pumping! Forget all the crude remarks that are made about the all red and just enjoy the game, and Battle Red night on National TV!!! We will LOOK awesome anyway, and just maybe, we will play awesome and pull off a win. Anything is possible right now, so lets just think positive for a few hours!

GO TEXANS!!!!!:fans:
 
They complain about it because it looks ridiculous and they always wear it for some big game that the whole nation is watching. Grown men shouldn't wear red pants. Let the cheerleaders do that.
 
If John Boehner saw those battle-red unis he'd break down bawling from the incredibly bad-taste of that look.
 
Its the wrong shade of red. The UH Cougars look good in all red, but the Texans version of red is not quite the right red.
 
I think we have this thread every year when these uniforms come out.

I love them, I hate them, I wish they were allowed to wear Oilers throwbacks.

I think that sums it up.
 
Texecutioner said:
I love those uni's. My favorite Texans uniforms actually.


I hate the white jersey uniforms that we wear when you consider the fact that almost every team in the league has a white jersey.

I wish we went all red or all blue with our uniforms. No white pants or white jerseys ever. That's just two typical for me.

Love the all red ones!! Battle RED baby!
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I wanna see Blue pants with the red. Or red pants with white jerseys. I like the red. I HATE the liberty all white. Look like the ****ing Colts.
 
Marcus said:
I just found out that they are wearing red jerseys with red pants for the Ravens game.

How ugly can you get? I mean, it's bad enough that they play like a high school team, but do they have to look like a high school team, too?

Bunch of ketchup bottles running around on Monday Night Football. :gun:

I know the players don't even like them. KPRC asked Matt Schaub what he thought of the all red uniforms. He said, "Well, obviously that's not my decision. It would at least look a little better with white pants."
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I love the all red unis. They remind me of Mario smashing Jay Cutler into the dirt.
 
White pants would go a long way to making it look better.

But, if you are going to look ridiculous on national TV, go all out!
 
I think they are alright. As someone said earlier, red pants, with white jerseys would be nice. It looks good on Madden, lol.
 
spurstexanstros said:
does wearing battle red thong count..I may put it on after the drive because it gives me a wedgie on long drives.
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Super Mario said:
Red Jersey's + White Pants = the best Texans uni's.
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I agree and its not even close. Still love Battle Red but the all red can't compare with the the white pants.

I still keep hope alive that the red and white will become our standard unis. Not for the perceived advantage record wise when we wear them but to symbolically wipe the slate clean similar to what Tampa Bay did. Would be perfect with a new coach next year but I think I'm off topic enough....
 
Those all read unis are just turble...



Signed,

The Arizona Cardinals

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Oh BTW, if you ever look at a ketchup bottle, it has a white top not blue...
 
They should switch it up.

Red Helmets
White Jerseys
Blue Pants
1 Red Sock
1 Blue Sock
Pink Shoes
Neon Green Gloves

Battle Tacky Day FTW!

For real though, all red unis look legit, don't hate.
 
JWarren14 said:
They should switch it up.

Red Helmets
White Jerseys
Blue Pants
1 Red Sock
1 Blue Sock
Pink Shoes
Neon Green Gloves

Battle Tacky Day FTW!

For real though, all red unis look legit, don't hate.
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So.... change the red for a slightly different shade of blue and we're turning into Seattle?
 
spurstexanstros said:
does wearing battle red thong count..I may put it on after the drive because it gives me a wedgie on long drives.
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I'm sure you can bank on us giving you a super-wedgie if we catch you wearing that thing anywhere near Blue Crew today!

Wear it on the drive and get it over. Keep that thing in your vehicle.
 
The way the defense has been hemorrhaging all year, I thought they've been playing in red.
 
Texecutioner said:
I love those uni's. My favorite Texans uniforms actually.


I hate the white jersey uniforms that we wear when you consider the fact that almost every team in the league has a white jersey.

I wish we went all red or all blue with our uniforms. No white pants or white jerseys ever. That's just two typical for me.

Love the all red ones!! Battle RED baby!
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We have the same taste in uni's

All steel b would be really cool. LOL
 
Lots of college and pro teams wear all red. I don't see what the whining is about. Until Cornhole opened his yapper and insulted them you rarely ever heard anyone complain. Suddenly a loud mouth retard calls them ketchup bottles and now they're ugly.

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and Utah

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and Eastern Washington

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And USC

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Marcus said:
I just found out that they are wearing red jerseys with red pants for the Ravens game.

How ugly can you get? I mean, it's bad enough that they play like a high school team, but do they have to look like a high school team, too?

Bunch of ketchup bottles running around on Monday Night Football. :gun:

I know the players don't even like them. KPRC asked Matt Schaub what he thought of the all red uniforms. He said, "Well, obviously that's not my decision. It would at least look a little better with white pants."
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Best post in a long time!
 
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white pants, red jersey, red helmet. Great alternative. I can handle the red pants too though.

Will still say that the default Texans uniform (steel blue) looks great and is one of the top 5 uniforms in the league.
 
If your going red i say go all out **** it

u know i think the Eye can pick out red better then any color Maybe Matt will be on fire TOday

either way tho teams that wear Red dont usually win games

Uof H
Kansas City
BUfflo
Redskins
Cardinals

Maybe we should change it 2 Battle BLACK DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I'm not crazy about it.... but I don't have a problem with the all red.

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Hubba-Hubba

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What??
 
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