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The Texans' do have AFC south leading cheerleaders. I miss the Oilers and Jerry Glanville, where is he these days?
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Every team they face next season has to wear Broncos' uniforms.Carr Bomb said:
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They are also allowed to have 15 defenders so they can stack the box and double every receiver
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oh and the patriots have to move to the nfc
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The Colts' don't even deserve to be an NFL team, those Jack A***s haven't even upgraded the field to the newer turf grass, it's like playing on concrete, so their candy A** receivers can have the upper hand, until they play on a real field in the playoffs and get their A***s handed to them because they don't know what it's like playing outside.
Reddevil63
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Amen to the cheerleadersTEAL CURTAIN said:
However, you will be hard pressed to find anybody who misses the Oilers in this town!
Carr Bombed
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dome teams are at a huge disavantage. Another thing that you need to win on the road in the playoffs is a good defense. You may strugle offensively in road playoff games, but you can take a good defense and win anywhere. They are screwed in both catagories- dome team, no defense.
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No more LUV YA BLUE? Ok I miss Jerry Glanville, I wonder where he is now. Favorite Glanville game was wild card win over the Browns' in Cleveland, I think around 87' or so.Reddevil63 said:Amen to the cheerleaders
However, you will be hard pressed to find anybody who misses the Oilers in this town!
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Agree 100 % but they can't seem to get it in ther heads that they can't afford a defense, they spent every penny on the offense. They remind me of the Air Coryell San Diego Chargers' and they will do no better, as far as the playoffs go.Carr Bomb said:
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The only thing I miss about the Oilers is the history. It's kinda hard to lose your team and all its history and then have to start over from scratch. Oh well, just gotta look foward to the future and writing new history. Plus the oilers history was just filled with colossal let downs. They are still writing new chapters in tennesee- one yard away from a championship- ouch!
ouch!Carr Bombed
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The cheifs are another example of a great offense/no defense and how far did they drop this year. I swear if Peyton ever slips in the slightest they are in for a world of hurt.
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Carr Bomb said:The only thing I miss about the Oilers is the history. It's kinda hard to lose your team and all its history and then have to start over from scratch. Oh well, just gotta look foward to the future and writing new history. Plus the oilers history was just filled with colossal let downs. They are still writing new chapters in tennesee- one yard away from a championship-
Yeah "The Longest Yard" but I don't know those weren't the true Oilers, know what I mean? Like the St. Louis Rams?, or the Arizona Cardinals? Wish teams could change names to fit. Look how Tennessee changed to the Titans. Yeah most colossal Oiler let down for me obviously was the blown 35-3 lead over Buffalo in early 90's playoff game.Carr Bombed
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TEAL CURTAIN said:
yeah, mentaly blocked that one out, too painful. I swear I didn't watch one game the next season. Man it took awhile to get over that one. Ruined my dream of a all texas shoutout superbowl.
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Yeah it must have been hard to not remember that game. But on the bright side the Bills' went on to lose 4 super bowls in a row!Carr Bomb said:
I remember Warren Moon shown on the sidelines slamming his cup of gatorade to the ground in disgust during that Bills game. I felt sorry for Moon he deserved to get to a super bowl, and I was sure he was going to get there, but as we've already discussed the Oilers of then didn't have the D. to get them there like air Coryell's Chargers, and now the Colts'.
TexansTrueFan
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yeah yall are right the colts will never win a SB with the way their team is set up now. A high powered offense and a very bad defense, except freeny he's a good player !
That's funny, now Jag fans are siding with Texan fans to bust on the Colts.
I guess looking up at the Colts is tough and you have to stick together.
Again no one can dispute the facts that I have stated.
Colts scoreboard, and it will stay that way until next year.
Yeah Manning choked but he and the Colts still played TWO more than the Texans and the Jags. Deal with it.
FILO Girl said I was "hatin on us" . No, I have been polite and have not attacked anyone (or called them a troll).
I did tell some of you to get over yourself because not only were you bashing other teams (which is fine) but you attacked other cities, their fans' intellingence and their discussion boards.
Get a grip.
Don't worry I won't be back here ever.
I guess looking up at the Colts is tough and you have to stick together.
Again no one can dispute the facts that I have stated.
Colts scoreboard, and it will stay that way until next year.
Yeah Manning choked but he and the Colts still played TWO more than the Texans and the Jags. Deal with it.
FILO Girl said I was "hatin on us" . No, I have been polite and have not attacked anyone (or called them a troll).
I did tell some of you to get over yourself because not only were you bashing other teams (which is fine) but you attacked other cities, their fans' intellingence and their discussion boards.
Get a grip.
Don't worry I won't be back here ever.
I actually thought the Colts would beat the Pats and advance to the SB this year. I think it's imperative when you are a Dome team that you secure the home field advantage. I suppose in retrospect I underestimated the Patriots because I don't care for them much but to me if the Colts had played at home it might have been different. They just can't seem to get over the NE hump.
TexansTrueFan
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ColtX said:
called us trolls ? i hope not, wouldnt we have to be trolling on your teams board in order to be considered a troll ?
THEFUTURE
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ColtX said:
when did we attack another city, or its fans.. and most of us here on this board dont go over to otherboards, and talk a bunch of stuff... like you are doing now, we do it on our own board maybe, but not yours...
oh and you wont be back ever??? kinda like the colts and the playoffs, huh? thank god
TexansTrueFan
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oh and you wont be back ever??? kinda like the colts and the playoffs said:haha very true
Vinny
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Last time I checked, you chose to participate in this silly thread. We have plenty of fans from other teams that post here frequently, but then again, most of them don't get into silly smack threads. It's your choice to come back or not, but if you post in silly smack threads....try to remember that all you get out of that kind of participation is silly smack back. If you look hard enough, our board is full of decent discussion.ColtX said:
FILO_girl
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ColtX said:
This sounds more like one of my kids tattling.
Listen little man, if you come busting in on a thread between us and the Jags and think you are going to look good, think again. We both do not care about your #1 spot and we both are aiming to dethrone your Colts.
You come in sounding high and mighty, and you will be set right back on your *** because this is a TEXANS board. You are a visitor and act as such. You were not polite, you were condescending. And in the words of Ron White...THAT IS WRONG. NO one asked for a horse shoe's opinion anyway.Probably for the best you are gone (if that indeed is truly the case). Someone's emotions can't take our "harsh" board.
TexanExile
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SUPER BOWL APPEARANCE TALLY (MANNINGS):
A. Manning 0
P. Manning 0
E. Manning 0
SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP TALLY (MANNINGS):
A. Manning 0
P. Manning 0
E. Manning 0
Like father, like sons.
A. Manning 0
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SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP TALLY (MANNINGS):
A. Manning 0
P. Manning 0
E. Manning 0
Like father, like sons.
brickmantexanfan
Waterboy
Thats funny you take the first name initials from the three great mannings and it spells APE.
brickmantexanfan
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ColtX said:
I'ts true that the colts played 2 more games than the Texans or Jags,But the Texans and Jags also beat a Team that the Colts lost big to.You remember the Chiefs don't you?We really are all going in the same direction and not that far apart when you look at teams beat and teams lost to.Just thought I would throw a kink in the chain.
TexansTrueFan
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now now now teal curtain, dont get your teal leopard skin panties in a bunch. I mean so what you guys lost to us twice this year, and so what yall failed to score a td, and so what we shut ya out during a game that had play-off implications for you guys. I do see your anger, and really hate to inform you that you are suffering from post dramatic getting ya A*S kicked syndrome, and buddy it dont look good. Give me a call to schedule an appointment next season and i'll see if i can hook ya up w/ the 49ers, and try to cure this problem !
Dr. Johnny S.
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Everybody's going to take it out on the Colts.TexansTrueFan said:
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Now now Filo-girl, let's not get ahead of ourselves. The Jags' will probably acquire a taste for barbecued Texan steaks after they are done devouring the Colts. No worry about the Titans.FILO_girl said:That philosophy works for me. We will take it out on the Colts AND the JAGS.And the Tacks too (don't want any favortism here).
BTW you wouldn't happen to be a Texan cheerleader would you? 
'cmon Texans, have some sympathy for this Teal guy!! Think about it...TEAL CURTAIN said:
SuperBowl is in his town next week and he's passing out grief on our
board!!?? Talk about a board life!!!...unless some of you spent your time
on the Jag's board last year (SuperBowl Week), which I doubt!!!...just ignore him, thus giving him the respect he deserves...let him take the low road,
maybe Jag fans don't want him either....
FILO_girl
I'm not here
TEAL CURTAIN said:Now now Filo-girl, let's not get ahead of ourselves. The Jags' will probably acquire a taste for barbecued Texan steaks after they are done devouring the Colts. No worry about the Titans.
You must have seen that blurb I had on your board. No, me and the one that I posted just share the same name. I am a little old to be in a rah-rah suit (except for my husband, and that is only on the 3rd Saturday of the month). I played the sports, didn't cheer for them.
I don't think that Jags like Angus. They find it a little tough. :woot We need to rename the AFC South the Italian division. Everyone is feasting on meatballs. "I'd like the Bud Adams spaghetti with Titans please".
I hear that J-ville has built a new skyscraper for the SB, that is great. I even found a pic so everyone can marvel at Northern Florida archatecture! Watch that first step, it can be a doozy!!
FILO_girl said:
This coming from the tinhorn troll who spends a considerable amount of time at www.jaguars.com/mb. I came here looking for some decent smack but after reading this thread it's obvious that there is nothing but lameness here. Think I'll quit wasting my time and go back home. Bye.