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TEAL CURTAIN said:
We don't go around saying we "own" any body because that's not true. We beat the Packers but we don't go around saying we "own" them. According to you the pathetic BROWNS OWN YOU.

How many times did you play the Packers this year? That's right once. You played the Texans twice, and got blanked once and managed 6 pts the second go around. You even lost one to the Titans. Yes the very same Titans that the Texans swept. Your team fizzled out at the end of the season, and as much as you'd like to think you deserved the playoffs. You didn't. You're in the same spot as 20 other teams.
 
listen up cheif... dont come on to a Texans board, trying to talk all big and bad about how much better the Jags are than the Texans, cuz as of now, the record doesnt show it.. i dont care about the Packers, i dont care about the Browns right now... you are a jags fan, coming in here, talking stuff, and im simply saying ... shut up, that until you post a winning record on us, take a seat, and shut your mouth
 
TEAL CURTAIN said:
Try to at least go 8-8 some season, and maybe someone will respect the Cowboy wanna-be's. As of right now nobody ( including the BROWNS) does.

I thought all your people were instructed to stay off our boards. I see you listen about as well as your team plays football. :howdy:
 
and maybe if fans actually went to the jags games, then they would be able to see, just how badly their jags got it handed to em...but since fans support is to say the least lackluster, i can see how they may be dilusional that the jags are any better then the texans
 
texasguy346 said:
How many times did you play the Packers this year? That's right once. You played the Texans twice, and got blanked once and managed 6 pts the second go around. You even lost one to the Titans. Yes the very same Titans that the Texans swept. Your team fizzled out at the end of the season, and as much as you'd like to think you deserved the playoffs. You didn't. You're in the same spot as 20 other teams.
And using your terms You got "owned" by the Colts' the Jags' did not. In all the games you mentioned the Jags' were without Freddy, Leftwich had a concussion the second Cows game. Leftwich missed second Titans' game. Neither the Titans' or Texans' could handle the Colts' which sets up dogfight between Texans' and Titans' for basement sweeper next season.
 
the texans are the reason leftwich was hurt, both times, just a reminder... and also had to do with injuring taylor... and get this through your thick scull, we are not talking about any other team, just the jags... have i said one things about the Colts? NO! this is strictly a problem a jags fan is having coming onto our board, no other team is involved, so not packers, colts, nothin...just Texans and Jags... the jags couldnt handle the Texans and have never posted a winning record against us.
 
THEFUTURE said:
the texans are the reason leftwich was hurt, both times, just a reminder... and also had to do with injuring taylor... and get this through your thick scull, we are not talking about any other team, just the jags... have i said one things about the Colts? NO! this is strictly a problem a jags fan is having coming onto our board, no other team is involved, so not packers, colts, nothin...just Texans and Jags... the jags couldnt handle the Texans and have never posted a winning record against us.
Of course you don't want to talk about any other team, according to the Texans' they play two Super Bowls each season.........against the Jags.
 
i might be wrong, but usually if you dont make the playoffs, you dont get to the superbowl... and if you dont make the playoffs, your biggest game comes from some point in the season, and how nice it was to romp the jags, i might be wrong here, but the jags didnt make the playoffs either, did they? no, no they didnt... so at some point in the regular season, the jags fans probably had a game they look back at most as being a memorable one, its just not the Texans game, because, if i was ever a jags fan (chills down my spine) i wouldnt want the memories of the games either. especially only the 2nd shutout in your franchises history, excuse me while i laugh... hahahahahaha :loser ... OUCH gotta hurt... and the reason i am not talking about any other team, is there is no other teams insane fan, coming through trying to talk smack after getting blown out this year.
 
a superbowl is a game between the two best teams in the league. The Texans/Jags games are a lopsided butt kicking.
 
THEFUTURE said:
i might be wrong, but usually if you dont make the playoffs, you dont get to the superbowl... and if you dont make the playoffs, your biggest game comes from some point in the season, and how nice it was to romp the jags, i might be wrong here, but the jags didnt make the playoffs either, did they? no, no they didnt... so at some point in the regular season, the jags fans probably had a game they look back at most as being a memorable one, its just not the Texans game, because, if i was ever a jags fan (chills down my spine) i wouldnt want the memories of the games either. especially only the 2nd shutout in your franchises history, excuse me while i laugh... hahahahahaha :loser ... OUCH gotta hurt... and the reason i am not talking about any other team, is there is no other teams insane fan, coming through trying to talk smack after getting blown out this year.
When were the mighty Texans' eliminated this year.......after week 5? MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH.
 
actually jak.. we beat you in week 8? put us at 4 and 3... we werent statistically eliminated until i think week 13 or 14... but like i said before... i dont care about standings...the fact is the jags didnt come close to beating the texans, side step the truth all you want, and bring about other facts to dodge the truth, but what it boils down to is the jags were proven to be inferior against the Texans this year
 
THEFUTURE said:
actually jak.. we beat you in week 8? put us at 4 and 3... we werent statistically eliminated until i think week 13 or 14... but like i said before... i dont care about standings...the fact is the jags didnt come close to beating the texans, side step the truth all you want, and bring about other facts to dodge the truth, but what it boils down to is the jags were proven to be inferior against the Texans this year
Funny I thought the standings did matter, but the mighty Texans dont want to talk about that because the only ones looking up to them would be the Titans. Maybe you could beat the Jags' next year and finish in the cellar below the Titans and you would be happy just because you beat the Jags. HHHMMMMMMMM that seems rather odd.
 
where do standings matter now? both teams didnt make the playoffs... the only thing i have stated numerous times, is that you are coming on here saying jaguars are this, jaguars are that.. when the fact is, the jags were nothin but a smudge on the texans cleats this year. ill tell you what, next year if the texans somehow lose to the jags next year, unlikely, and the jags have the better record, come say something... and if the texans have a better record, but lost to the jags both times, then come say something.... but as of the most recent year, and since the texans existence, we are 4-2 against the Jags, so in a head to head comparison, which is what this is all about... the Texans are better, period... so go run back to your little message board and stay there
 
THEFUTURE said:
where do standings matter now? both teams didnt make the playoffs... the only thing i have stated numerous times, is that you are coming on here saying jaguars are this, jaguars are that.. when the fact is, the jags were nothin but a smudge on the texans cleats this year. ill tell you what, next year if the texans somehow lose to the jags next year, unlikely, and the jags have the better record, come say something... and if the texans have a better record, but lost to the jags both times, then come say something.... but as of the most recent year, and since the texans existence, we are 4-2 against the Jags, so in a head to head comparison, which is what this is all about... the Texans are better, period... so go run back to your little message board and stay there
Your right. We'll just have to see which team will be the door mat the Jags' will be wiping their dirty feet on next season, the Texans or the Titans.
 
jagualex said:
I love to hate you tinhorns, you did get us both times this year. Props to you and your team. love some of your players (Glenn, Gafney) but hate some others(CARR). Well good season to you guys, good luck on draft. and looking forward to our continuously increasing rivalry between us.

we are moving up in the afc south by the way. it wont be long before we are the dominating teams as Cap casualities is about to wreak havok on the colts and titans.
Dude, shut it!! Your acting like a damn *****! Just coming over and starting somethin', Making us look stupid you don't just start something because your board, do whatever you want, I can't stop you but your just being a poor sport! True fans don't just start something. But I'm different anyway because I don't trash talk, but you go ahead and run your mouth like 6 month old cheese I don't care! You don't trash talk to a team that beat you twice in the regular season! That's just about as pointless as George Bush making a dictionary! We are gonna have to play are *** of next year if we want to even split the series! The Texans arn't pushovers!! They have proven that! And if you keep treating them like that there gonna want to shut you up!!! They are a tough team and I think in the next couple of seasons it'll be the Texans & Jaguars battling for the top spot in the South! SO what if they poke fun at Byron Leftwich or our fans all you can do is show up and then they can't say anything bad about you because you were there, that's what opposing fans will do especially division rival fans they'll find ways to eek under your skin, you just have to learn and deal with it like I have it'll always be there it isn't gonna change! But just stop acting like a damn *****!!! The Texans are a tough team how else would they have beaten us twice this year it wasn't luck they outplayed us run your mouth after a win not after two losses it's common sense! Which in this case I don't think you have any!! As a fan you have to realize as long as there is another team playing yours on that field, there is a chance you can win OR lose!!! I'm out!!!!





-Joey
 
listen to your own fans curtain... THE TEXANS SERVE DOORMAT TO NO ONE..get that straight... you have nothing to substantiate your claim that the jags will do what you proclaim they will... what? you say they will be better next year?.. hint hint, so will the Texans.

POST A WINNING RECORD AGAINST US? make a comment
GET YOUR BUTTS KICKED BY US? shut up til next year

im going to bed, arguing with ignorance is useless
 
7-9, 9-7 guess what we have in common? Neither made the playoffs.

20-6, 21-0, guess what we don't have it common? You never scored a touchdown :rofl:

We also have a higher pick :coolb:
 
ledzeppelin269 said:
7-9, 9-7 guess what we have in common? Neither made the playoffs.

20-6, 21-0, guess what we don't have it common? You never scored a touchdown :rofl:

We also have a higher pick :coolb:
Toast to your 7-9 season and your 6-10 season next year. Have fun with your doghouse fight with the Titans!
 
gonna use my own thoughts here... "listen to your own fans curtain... THE TEXANS SERVE DOORMAT TO NO ONE..get that straight... you have nothing to substantiate your claim that the jags will do what you proclaim they will... what? you say they will be better next year?.. hint hint, so will the Texans.

POST A WINNING RECORD AGAINST US? make a comment
GET YOUR BUTTS KICKED BY US? shut up til next year"


listen to yourself you fool... what is it that makes you believe that we wont compete next year... because it cant be the fact that the jags are better then the texans... that is definatly not the case. so while you squable on and on about how we will be so lowly, make a case, but try as you might, there is not one
 
THEFUTURE said:
gonna use my own thoughts here... "listen to your own fans curtain... THE TEXANS SERVE DOORMAT TO NO ONE..get that straight... you have nothing to substantiate your claim that the jags will do what you proclaim they will... what? you say they will be better next year?.. hint hint, so will the Texans.

POST A WINNING RECORD AGAINST US? make a comment
GET YOUR BUTTS KICKED BY US? shut up til next year"


listen to yourself you fool... what is it that makes you believe that we wont compete next year... because it cant be the fact that the jags are better then the texans... that is definatly not the case. so while you squable on and on about how we will be so lowly, make a case, but try as you might, there is not one
The Colts are the division leaders right? The Colts made barbecued steaks out of the steers right? Nobody is afraid of the Texans' taking over the division, not even your own fans who turned into boo-birds because they couldn't stand watching the Browns of all teams handing you your A***S. Who says the Texans are improving after this embarrassment to take into the offseason.
 
TEAL CURTAIN said:
The Colts are the division leaders right? The Colts made barbecued steaks out of the steers right? Nobody is afraid of the Texans' taking over the division, not even your own fans who turned into boo-birds because they couldn't stand watching the Browns of all teams handing you your A***S. Who says the Texans are improving after this embarrassment to take into the offseason.

Nice try, but atleast our fans bothered to show up.

Since you Jax fans can tell the future (Texans 6-10?) I guess they all foresaw the ensuing ***-kicking that Gary Coleman and friends were going to receive and decided washing the manure off their trailer was a more entertaining endeavor.
 
at least our fans come to games, yours already know your pathetic outcomes and dont bother going... 7-9 is not an embarresment, its progress, we're a third year team... a third year team that beat you! BEAT YOU TWICE!!!!!! :loser ... again, where did i say a single thing about the Colts? you are nuts, do other jag fans even like you? and why would our own fans be afraid of us taking over the division? im pretty sure thats a good thing... or maybe thats just me... its obvious we are gonna be improving, Carr, Johnson, and Davis are all offensive studs, and we got one of the best corners in the league, Dunta Robinson, and he was a rookie... you got gary coleman, an old receiver, and a decent RB in taylor... dont mention your D... the Texans ran the ball down your throats for 150+ yards... stay quiet... just try and pretend like you know what your talking about
 
ledzeppelin269 said:
Nice try, but atleast our fans bothered to show up.

Since you Jax fans can tell the future (Texans 6-10?) I guess they all foresaw the ensuing ***-kicking that Gary Coleman and friends were going to receive and decided washing the manure off their trailer was a more entertaining endeavor.
6-10 or maybe even 5-11.
 
is that all you have? now your ignorant post are boiling down to how many games we will win? PATHETIC... those type of post are for members on your own board, we usually like a little more substance around here... but since we are in the predicting mood...hell... TExans vs Jags 92-0, 100-3... Jags go 0-16.. how you like dem apples
 
THEFUTURE said:
at least our fans come to games, yours already know your pathetic outcomes and dont bother going... 7-9 is not an embarresment, its progress, we're a third year team... a third year team that beat you! BEAT YOU TWICE!!!!!! :loser ... again, where did i say a single thing about the Colts? you are nuts, do other jag fans even like you? and why would our own fans be afraid of us taking over the division? im pretty sure thats a good thing... or maybe thats just me... its obvious we are gonna be improving, Carr, Johnson, and Davis are all offensive studs, and we got one of the best corners in the league, Dunta Robinson, and he was a rookie... you got gary coleman, an old receiver, and a decent RB in taylor... dont mention your D... the Texans ran the ball down your throats for 150+ yards... stay quiet... just try and pretend like you know what your talking about
Progress? The Jags' were already in an AFC CHAMP. game at your teams age, 2 AFC CHAMP.games within the first 10 years. How many AFC CHAMP. games for the Texans? Hell they can only dream of what it's like to play in a playoff game.
 
thats great, so should we do what you, the panthers and the browns did, and stock up on vets, then go through a long spell of not winning jack... no, we are building a team the right way... do you know anything? and since the Texans have came into the league, have the jags been in the playoffs? nope... could have this year, but to busy getting their butts handed to em... your living in the past... look to the future, youll see the Texans at the end of the road...



TExans vs Jags 92-0, 100-3... Jags go 0-16.. how you like dem apples
 
THEFUTURE said:
thats great, so should we do what you, the panthers and the browns did, and stock up on vets, then go through a long spell of not winning jack... no, we are building a team the right way... do you know anything? and since the Texans have came into the league, have the jags been in the playoffs? nope... could have this year, but to busy getting their butts handed to em... your living in the past... look to the future, youll see the Texans at the end of the road...



TExans vs Jags 92-0, 100-3... Jags go 0-16.. how you like dem apples
In the past , present, and future will see Texans' and Titans' in the rear view mirror, in the AFC SOUTH, count on it.
 
see , that is physically impossible... if the texans are at the futures end of the road... no one could be in front of them... so thus, not in a rear view mirror...unless your a jaguar driving away, frightened by the mighty Texan


TExans vs Jags 92-0, 100-3... Jags go 0-16.. how you like dem apples
 
haha the jags have some catching up to do dont ya think, and i doubt you will ever stay or BE much ahead of us. We all have seen how fast one team can turn things around,,,,Good turn around Chargers,,,,Bad turnaround Titans ! So why dont ya wait unil next season before ya start predicting the next 5 years teal curtain !
 
By the way, didn't the Texans take a bunch of the Jaguars players in the expansion draft?
Lets see; Seth Payne, Gary Walker, Zach Wiegart and Tony Boselli.
I believe that Marlon McCree also came from the Jaguars and didn't Dom Capers and Chris Palmer coach in Jacksonville?
One man's trash is another man's treasure, I guess.

Oh well no matter........the Colts still run the AFC South. The rest of you are just side notes.
 
ColtX said:
Oh well no matter........the Colts still run the AFC South. The rest of you are just side notes.
Don't worry...you'll be where the Titans are after next year.

See: Cap Hell
 
ColtX said:
By the way, didn't the Texans take a bunch of the Jaguars players in the expansion draft?
Lets see; Seth Payne, Gary Walker, Zach Wiegart and Tony Boselli.
I believe that Marlon McCree also came from the Jaguars and didn't Dom Capers and Chris Palmer coach in Jacksonville?
One man's trash is another man's treasure, I guess.

Oh well no matter........the Colts still run the AFC South. The rest of you are just side notes.
Did you get tired of trying to justify how Pay-me-a-ton cant seem to get his stuff together against a depleted Pats secondary?? Lets see, Gary Walker has made a Pro-Bowl with us, look at the 2003 record to see how much of a force Seth Payne is on the D-line, Boselli was a gamble after the Jags staff ruined his career, and Weigert has been a solid run blocker. The Jags have some studs at DT so I can see how Payne wasnt needed but do you remember who they replaced Walker with? Oh ya that Hugh Douglas guy that was cut also. NEXT!
 
side notes, well ya can try to run what ever you'd like but in the end your season was just a waste, cause manning ALWAYS chokes in the big games. So lets see we become a wild card and still make it farther than yall, thats next years predictions !
 
I'm not here to defend the Jaguars and yeah Seth Payne is a good DT. I wish the Colts had him. Hell, I like to see Payne and Sharper packaged in a trade for Edge James.
Regardless, the Texans were SWEPT by the Colts this past season and I don't see that changing next year.
Peyton Manning has a record year and you guys still bash him, funny.
How many playoff games has Carr been in?
When was the last time the Texans won the division?
What year did the Texan last have a winning record?
 
well how many SB have peyton manning won ?
How many ints did he throw in Englans this year and last ?
How many AFC championship titles do yall have ?

How many years have the texans existed ?
How many years have the Colts existed ?
(my point exactly)
 
ColtX said:
Regardless, the Texans were SWEPT by the Colts this past season and I don't see that changing next year.
True, the Colts have an amazing offense, one of the best ever. The Texans held them without a touchdown for an entire half. Thats something only the Pats can claim also, so with this YOUNG team we have I would declare that a small victory in its own. The Colts WILL NOT sweep the Texans next year. You heard it here first!!! :jumpbanan


Side Note: I HATE THE OFFSEASON!!!
 
I see no point that you have made.
You did not answer anything.
The Texans are a young team and the Texan fans are proud of their team rightfully so. However pride should never replace common sense.
You guys are happy to bash other fans and some of you went so far as to bash their cities. Get over yourself.
Big deal the Texans swept the hapless Jags. Even The Titans beat the Jaguars.
The Colts, Jags and the Titans have all been to the playoffs. The Titans have played in a Super Bowl.
When the Texans have achieved at least SOME of that, then you can spout.

Amen to hating the offseason.
 
some advise if you dont like to hear people bashing your team than stay off OUR message board. You may do and say whatever you like on yours and we may do the same on ours, so if your gonna stay here than you'll have to learn to deal with it !
 
ColtX is right. He's got scoreboard this season. His team has a lot of work to do, though. Can they re-sign James? If not, what will that mean for the play action? I don't think that anyone's going to be all that worried about James Mungro or the bad Ricky Williams. If all his offense can do is pass, I don't know how well the Colts will do.
 
ColtX said:
I see no point that you have made.
You did not answer anything.
The Texans are a young team and the Texan fans are proud of their team rightfully so. However pride should never replace common sense.
You guys are happy to bash other fans and some of you went so far as to bash their cities. Get over yourself.
Big deal the Texans swept the hapless Jags. Even The Titans beat the Jaguars.
The Colts, Jags and the Titans have all been to the playoffs. The Titans have played in a Super Bowl.
When the Texans have achieved at least SOME of that, then you can spout.

Amen to hating the offseason.

Did you notice that a Jackal fan started this? Then you had to put in your .02 in. And for what is was worth, here is your penny change.

You come here hatin' on us, you are going to get your *** handed back to you. I am on a Colt board and am nothing but respectful and as far as I have seen so are the other Texans fans there. So why be coming over here to stir a pot that isn't even boiling? Primo example of a troll, and a lame one at that. :loser
 
Who handed my a** back to me? Not you.
All I did was state facts about the AFC South and you call me a troll?
I guess if you cannot attack the facts you attack the messenger.
Please show me where I have been dis repectful.
Like I said before get over yourself.
 
ohhh lord the colts,,,,, the way the pats made your team look you dont deserve to talk smack even on the cardinals message board !
 
ColtX said:
Regardless, the Texans were SWEPT by the Colts this past season and I don't see that changing next year.
Peyton Manning has a record year and you guys still bash him, funny.
How many playoff games has Carr been in?
When was the last time the Texans won the division?
What year did the Texan last have a winning record?
Oh well no matter........the Colts still run the AFC South. The rest of you are just side notes.
you need to get over yourself, coming in here acting all bad. yeah you beat us twice this year, alright... ill give you that, but your cap problems are going to crippel your team, and then what will you say... peyton manning holds a record... ok, but he doesnt have a championship... so your season is just as big of a disapointment as ours, but over the next few years, watch out... you can hop in a car with Teal Curtain and check out the texans anbd their fututre at the end of the road... or will you continue to argue, until i have to shut you up like i did him?
 
ColtX said:
Who handed my a** back to me? Not you.
All I did was state facts about the AFC South and you call me a troll?
I guess if you cannot attack the facts you attack the messenger.
Please show me where I have been dis repectful.
Like I said before get over yourself.

How about this for facts. Your team is snakebitten and mortaly flawed. On one hand you have this great offense. On the other, a defense that can't stop nobody, especialy balanced playoff teams. The reason for this is because your qb is one of the highest paid players in the game and with every year that goes by his cap hits get larger and LARGER and LARGER preventing the kind of cap flexibility that its going to take to fill holes. Does your team ever learn from this, NO they keep on spending their cap on the offensive side of the ball, making them completly lopsided and unballanced. Teams like yours come and go. They put up glorious numbers during the regular season then go into the playoffs with all the praise of setting records, but once they're there they have to play against solid defenses, get knocked straight in the mouth and sent home wondering what the hell just happened. Plus it really doesn't help that your a dome team (look at the stats its unbeleivable 0-9). That means you're probally going to have to have homefield avantage and with playing in arguably the toughest division in football isn't going to happen anytime soon. You're probally getting tired of hearing this and if I was a colts fan I would to, but defense wins championships and frankly your team simply cannot afford one! The Texans however are building balance, last year I believe our defense and offense was ranked 30 or 31, bad I'll admit. Now after this year the offense and defense was ranked evenly again in the upper-middle range-(not sure the exact number, I'm sure someone will help me out). Next year our team will see more improvement on both sides of the ball. Can you tell me one thing all the teams in the conference playoffs had, Balance, and 3 out of 4 of them ran the 3-4 defense, kinda scary huh. The same defense we run. Your team runs the cover 2, which is built more to defend the pass the problem is when you get into the playoffs you face teams that just ram the ball straight down yalls throats, hence the divisional rounds when Corey Dillion ran straight threw yall and ate up the clock. Your team is like a house of cards, they're built up so high, then come crashing down. Now thats just the facts
 
ColtX said:
I see no point that you have made.
You did not answer anything.
The Texans are a young team and the Texan fans are proud of their team rightfully so. However pride should never replace common sense.
You guys are happy to bash other fans and some of you went so far as to bash their cities. Get over yourself.
Big deal the Texans swept the hapless Jags. Even The Titans beat the Jaguars.
The Colts, Jags and the Titans have all been to the playoffs. The Titans have played in a Super Bowl.
When the Texans have achieved at least SOME of that, then you can spout.

Amen to hating the offseason.
That's funny, the same "hapless" Jags' that went to Indy and took over their sorry imitation of a football field, and a phantom holding call away from sweeping the CHOKERS OF THE CENTURY. I thought you would still be crying over the truly pathetic performance your choker-team displayed against the Pats'. 3 points? Toast to your toasted season and your "unstoppable" offense ............ loser.
 
This one is for you ColtsX...


Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Texans logo flag, and in every window, a Battle Red towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does David Carr get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not David's house, it's mine."
 
:heh:
FILO_girl said:
This one is for you ColtsX...


Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Texans logo flag, and in every window, a Battle Red towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does David Carr get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not David's house, it's mine."
:heh: :heh: At least we have something in common, seems everybody hates the CHOKERS.
 
TEAL CURTAIN said:
At least we have something in common, seems everybody hates the CHOKERS.

You're cool Teal Curtain, but still have to give you "the business". :texanprid

The majority of Colts fans are great, but those who aren't.........aren't. :loser
 
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