ADOPT a Texan 2025

[SnakeEyes]

I'm going with Woody Marks! I watched 2hrs of tape yesterday and I have been very impressed with what I see. I think he may even add 5 to 10lbs, lose nothing and become our starter in 2026.

 

[DBCooper]

I'm going with Woody Marks! I watched 2hrs of tape yesterday and I have been very impressed with what I see. I think he may even add 5 to 10lbs, lose nothing and become our starter in 2026.

I would have taken Woody also!

I’ll take Jaylin Noel


I think he could possibly blossom into something special!

 

[BullRushTX]

Kyonte Hamilton. I'm pulling for him to develop under Okam and make it into the DT rotation by mid-season.

 

[TheRealJoker V2]

Jayden Higgins, I said he was highest ceiling WR in draft and I meant it. Pounded the table and everything!

 

[Porky]

Any Texan? I like a couple of the cheerleaders. I’ll adopt Bailey please. I like her bend and athletic profile.

 

[Texansphan]

I'll take Aireontae Ersery.
If this guy developes into a solid starter, that will be golden for Texans!

 

[DBCooper]

Any Texan? I like a couple of the cheerleaders. I’ll adopt Bailey please. I like her bend and athletic profile.

 

[JB]

 

[DBCooper]

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That Bailey?

 

[JB]

That Bailey?

Yes

 

[DBCooper]

Yes

Since Porky is adopting her think it’s ok if I buy her a drink?

 

[Mangler]

Since Porky is adopting her think it’s ok if I buy her a drink?

I’ll keep her company while he’s away fishing with his buddies or whatever the hell he does for fun. Don’t tell my wife.

 

[KA4Texan]

I’ll keep her company while he’s away fishing with his buddies or whatever the hell he does for fun. Don’t tell my wife.

I say nothing.... for 1 billion dollars!!

 

[DBCooper]

I’ll keep her company while he’s away fishing with his buddies or whatever the hell he does for fun. Don’t tell my wife.

I’ll join you, don’t tell mine either!

 

[Porky]

I had first dibs. Adopt your own cheerleader.

As if Bailey would be interested in a 61 year old man. That’s creeper territory. A man can still dream…

Ok back to football. Give me Woody Marks. I think he can be a difference maker on passing downs.

 

[Porky]

Since Porky is adopting her think it’s ok if I buy her a drink?

Stay away from her you unclean heathen.

 

[DBCooper]

I had first dibs. Adopt your own cheerleader.

As if Bailey would be interested in a 61 year old man. That’s creeper territory. A man can still dream…

Ok back to football. Give me Woody Marks. I think he can be a difference maker on passing downs.

Belichick!

 

[TexansBull]

I had first dibs. Adopt your own cheerleader.

As if Bailey would be interested in a 61 year old man. That’s creeper territory. A man can still dream…

Ok back to football. Give me Woody Marks. I think he can be a difference maker on passing downs.

There is a joke somewhere in there about adopting a cheerleader and then adopting a woody.

Somehow they’re related.

 

[Decim8]

Stover