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Some of this was pretty funny, so I thought I'd share it here. Different than the same ol' mocks you see everyday.
18. Houston Texans - Louie Lastik. OL. (Remember The Titans).
Finally, the Texans address their needs along the offensive line. Lastik also plans on starting a soul group with Mario Williams, Amobi Okoye and DeMeco Ryans, an agreement made after Lastik back off demands that hed only play for Motown.
Also:
1. Miami Dolphins - Forrest Gump. KR. (Forrest Gump).
Bill Parcells would prefer to go with a defensive player here, but cant resist a player who scores nearly every time he touches the ball. Concerns over Gumps intelligence were allayed when Gump scored a 9 on his Wunderlic test, 2 points higher than Vince Young.
24. Tennessee Titans - Air Bud. WR. (Air Bud, Golden Retriever).
I have to admit, Ive never seen any of the Air Bud movies, but from what I understand, its about a dog that catches footballs in its mouth. He has to be better than Roydell Williams, Justin Gage or Brandon Jones. He also scored two points higher on the Wonderlic than Vince Young.
LinkThis years draft class features an impressive array of players for teams to choose from. But what if the field was enlarged to include some of our favorite fictional football playing characters? I think the draft would go a little something like this.
*NOTE* In order to be eligible for this draft a player must have maintained his or her amateur status, so you wont find Paul Crewe, Willie Beamon or any other fictional pros on this list.
18. Houston Texans - Louie Lastik. OL. (Remember The Titans).
Finally, the Texans address their needs along the offensive line. Lastik also plans on starting a soul group with Mario Williams, Amobi Okoye and DeMeco Ryans, an agreement made after Lastik back off demands that hed only play for Motown.

Also:
1. Miami Dolphins - Forrest Gump. KR. (Forrest Gump).
Bill Parcells would prefer to go with a defensive player here, but cant resist a player who scores nearly every time he touches the ball. Concerns over Gumps intelligence were allayed when Gump scored a 9 on his Wunderlic test, 2 points higher than Vince Young.

24. Tennessee Titans - Air Bud. WR. (Air Bud, Golden Retriever).
I have to admit, Ive never seen any of the Air Bud movies, but from what I understand, its about a dog that catches footballs in its mouth. He has to be better than Roydell Williams, Justin Gage or Brandon Jones. He also scored two points higher on the Wonderlic than Vince Young.
