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Whats the theme to this plank walking tailgate
Theme: Get there as soon as possible after a long day of working.....![]()
What, you going to work before the game...Just log off of TT and head on down there at 1:00...work on gameday, now that's funny !!
Lil_Red and I will be there about 5  Were saving the get out of work early card for MNF. Well be back with the old school Blue Crew tent and grill (if I went home and started packing, we wouldnt be there until 8!).
I plan to be there about 1:00pm (Orange Lot)...I've got 30 days of vacation I need to burn before the end of the year.....so why don't you say you have a doctors appointment....
HA!!! Me? A doctors appointment???? LMAO!! No one would buy that......
I hear ya....I am in the same boat...I've got close to 70 sick days saved up so far....I went to the doctor last week for some tests and xrays, first time I have spent an entire day off with that excuse in last 10 years....
Maybe your car is in the shop, you need to get your license renewed..
Truck is fine....
License is good for another couple of years....
Next??
Give me your work # and about 11:30 Thursday I will call you pretending to be someone important.....say you have an tailgating emergency...
Truck is fine....
License is good for another couple of years....
Next??
How bout "I gotta take my GRANDMA to the game or she might stoke out!" SURELY, they wouldn't want to have that on their conscience!![]()
These are neat ideas for the actual pinata'
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This would be easy to make...
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Or just hang Bill up on a rope since he seems to have a hollow leg
You could put in fake coins, blue, red beads, airlplane bottle size Captian Morgan. Maybe even include a treasure map for one to find of an actual treasure to be found within the Blue Crew OR pieces of a treasure map (like puzzle pieces) in the pinata that X amount of people have to put together to hunt for the hidden treasure.
Except one of the guys that I tailgate with is in the office next to mine.....
Next???
Bill we can hide you untill after Tobin arrives
Wasn't there a sighting of Dante' the gay Buccaneer last year?![]()
Except one of the guys that I tailgate with is in the office next to mine.....
Next???
Just tell them you're receiving the award for the most ghey pride this year.
They'd surely believe that.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.![]()
It will start...spontaneously? What kinda motor & timer have you got in that thing?This years Piniata for the Plank walking Buccaneers will be a suprise that is for sure. Get ready and be there or be square. The Piniata will start abruptly at 5:30
Have fun tonight guys, not making it. Have to go out of town briefly.
Hope it's not for anything bad.....
Slackers!
I'll be there at 2......![]()
Right on!! I just wanted to make sure everything was groovy...Nah, work. Work buddy of mine taking my tickets. He's a good cat, you guys will like him.
Slackers!
I'll be there at 2......![]()
Give that man a blue star!
Or a swift kick in the a$$!!!
I'm not the one running behind.......![]()
But you are the one rubbing the noses of those (me too) that can't get there at normal time today...![]()
Y'all have fun. For some reason, I don't think I should stop by the blue crew tonight.![]()