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I'm sorry- our Losses are MY fault!

Ole Miss Texan

Ole Miss Texan

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This is a thread for why our losses are our fault...mainly my fault. So I would like to apologize to all Texans fans for the losses we've had...and here's why.

Tampa Bay preseason game- I wore my Battle Red Mario Williams jersey for the first time watching the Texans.....LOSS

Indianapolis Colts- I wore my Battle Red Mario Williams jersey for the 2nd time watching the Texans.....LOSS

Atlanta Falcons- I bought a new Liberty White Matt Schaub jersey to get rid of my jersey curse...watched the Texans for the first time in this jersey....LOSS

Jacksonville Jaguars- Again I wore my Liberty White Matt Schaub jersey just to witness our team incur yet another.... LOSS


Every regular season game I havn't worn a jersey while watching...we've won. Every game I've worn a jersey, we've lost.

Are there others out there to blame? or is it just me :(
 
Ole Miss Texan said:
This is a thread for why our losses are our fault...mainly my fault. So I would like to apologize to all Texans fans for the losses we've had...and here's why.

Tampa Bay preseason game- I wore my Battle Red Mario Williams jersey for the first time watching the Texans.....LOSS

Indianapolis Colts- I wore my Battle Red Mario Williams jersey for the 2nd time watching the Texans.....LOSS

Atlanta Falcons- I bought a new Liberty White Matt Schaub jersey to get rid of my jersey curse...watched the Texans for the first time in this jersey....LOSS

Jacksonville Jaguars- Again I wore my Liberty White Matt Schaub jersey just to witness our team incur yet another.... LOSS


Every regular season game I havn't worn a jersey while watching...we've won. Every game I've worn a jersey, we've lost.

Are there others out there to blame? or is it just me :(
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Why are you doing this to us??

Cut it out!

Wear a polo or somethin.
 
We were 2-0 this year when I went to the bar to watch the game (5-1 last year). My fault guys I'm just too cheap, don't want to spend extra money on gas and food when I can just stay home and watch it.

I didn't do my job as a fan and let the team down :(
 
5-1 when I sit in my chair (including '06)

3-0 when I play poker with red chips on Friday.

2-0 when I clean the bathroom.

3-1 when I wear my Texans pin.

1-3 when I say we should win. :gun:

2-0 when Denver wins. :shades:

2-0 when I wear my Mario jersey (mine's blue though)
 
Its my fault. Houston sports teams are 0 - 2,461 when I believe they'll win.
 
brakos82 said:
5-1 when I sit in my chair (including '06)

3-0 when I play poker with red chips on Friday.

2-0 when I clean the bathroom.

3-1 when I wear my Texans pin.

1-3 when I say we should win. :gun:

2-0 when Denver wins. :shades:

2-0 when I wear my Mario jersey (mine's blue though)
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Then I strongly suggest you move your chair and play poker in the bathroom while you wear your Mario jersey while cleaning it. And don't ever say we'll win.
 
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