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Embarassing Pics Of Donkay

DiapHer said:
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Get real! :wild:
 
frequentfliertx said:
Errr....................those aren't real pants.........................that's painted on!
ROFLMAO:texflag:
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That is odd.

The last time I painted...I mean the last time a friend of mine painted pants on himself, something always looked out of place and just stood out.
 
Elle said:
Hey, Dante! That bag would look fantastic with my new work suit. Can I borrow it for 2 weeks?
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My guess is that if that's how Dante really looked from the neck down, he'd never leave the house. God knows I wouldn't. And I'd have lots and lots of mirrors up.

If you don't focus below the chin it looks like something out of Greek mythology. Or eastern Europe.
 
GoPats said:
My guess is that if that's how Dante really looked from the neck down, he'd never leave the house. God knows I wouldn't. And I'd have lots and lots of mirrors up.

If you don't focus below the chin it looks like something out of Greek mythology. Or eastern Europe.
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Damn, Dante.

I guess with the Raiders fans, the Titans fans, and the Pats fans we can now say you are nation-wide.

I wonder if this thread has a link on the Pats board?
 
Tedc said:
That is odd.

The last time I painted...I mean the last time a friend of mine painted pants on himself, something always looked out of place and just stood out.
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I'm thinking it looks more like not much is out of place or in place with Dante's friend!!!
 
To Bill:

nfl-brit said:
Scary, innit=isn't it!?

I mean, let's face it - the head's a '15 pinter' =it would take 15 pints of beer for him/she to look good...let's be thankful he didn't call Dante' a "No Pinter"/ 'double bagger', but the bod's definately worth a portion-or-six=umm, how do I put this...that famous male holiday that includes a steak well this means minus the steak!

:)
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Texan_Bill said:
LMFAO!! Thanks Diapher. :devilpig: .. I would have had no idea....
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Another good translation from Diapher......to further clarify:

"Double-bagger".................a woman so ugly that not only is she made to put a bag on her head prior to any 'frisky activity' , but, as an additional safety measure, the man also wears one, in case her's comes off.
 
Can someone explain something to me?


How do you rip the crotch out of your shorts when you are in back of a squad car??

Everytime I.......errr......a friend of mine was in the back of a squad car my hands...err...his hands were cuffed behind me....err.....him.
 
I guess that since there are no new pictures left in the world of Dante, this thread is finished??
 
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