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Odd that Carr hasn't been moved?

My Hero said:
Carr hasn't been moved because he's not going anywhere. It's easy to let the fans speculate and for some get their hopes up that he will be traded.

It's like a nagging wife, you give her something to humor herself so she quits bi*%@ing at you.
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So what do I get my nagging wife?????
 
My Hero said:
Carr hasn't been moved because he's not going anywhere. It's easy to let the fans speculate and for some get their hopes up that he will be traded.

It's like a nagging wife, you give her something to humor herself so she quits bi*%@ing at you.
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so the whole 'shopping Carr around' thing is a big ruse? its all a big ploy to placate the masses so they dont lead some sort of anti-carr crusade?

i knew that marijuana was legal in California, but I had no idea it was mandatory....
 
Second Honeymoon said:
so the whole 'shopping Carr around' thing is a big ruse? its all a big ploy to placate the masses so they dont lead some sort of anti-carr crusade?

i knew that marijuana was legal in California, but I had no idea it was manditory....
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Your wit is without equal, we just couldn't find any other dullards!
 
Second Honeymoon said:
so the whole 'shopping Carr around' thing is a big ruse? its all a big ploy to placate the masses so they dont lead some sort of anti-carr crusade?

i knew that marijuana was legal in California, but I had no idea it was mandatory....
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This is for my benefit only:

pla•cate1 ˈpleɪ keɪt, ˈplæk eɪt - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pley-keyt, plak-eyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object), -cat•ed, -cat•ing.
to appease or pacify, esp. by concessions or conciliatory gestures: to placate an outraged citizenry.
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[Origin: 1670–80; < L pl&#257;c&#257;tus ptp. of pl&#257;c&#257;re to quiet, calm, appease, akin to placére to PLEASE; see -ATE1 ]



ruse ruz - Show Spelled Pronunciation[rooz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
a trick, stratagem, or artifice.
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[Origin: 1375–1425; late ME (n. use of obs. rusen to detour) < MF, deriv. of ruser to retreat. See RUSH1 ]
 
Second Honeymoon said:
so the whole 'shopping Carr around' thing is a big ruse? its all a big ploy to placate the masses so they dont lead some sort of anti-carr crusade?

i knew that marijuana was legal in California, but I had no idea it was mandatory....
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LMAO

You are an id1ot.....in a good way....:)
 
xtruroyaltyx said:
LMAO

You are an id1ot.....in a good way....:)
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Originally Posted by Second Honeymoon
so the whole 'shopping Carr around' thing is a big ruse? its all a big ploy to placate the masses so they dont lead some sort of anti-carr crusade?

i knew that marijuana was legal in California, but I had no idea it was mandatory....


Then your both idiots,because it's not legal or mandatory. It just shows how much Second Honeymoon thinks he knows.
 
xtruroyaltyx said:
LMAO

You are an id1ot.....in a good way....:)
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to get back on topic, I gotta say that its amazing how polarizing a topic Carr is...and not just amongst Texans fans.

go to any decent NFL forum or chat lobby and you pretty much only get three responses.
a) carr is horrible and is shellshocked/ruined
b) carr needs more talent around him. could be worth risk (3rd-6th rounder)
c) hahaha your a Texans fan. haha you suck, loser.

well if we throw the 3rd response out we can see that it pretty much mirrors the perceptions on this forum as well. it seems that we just all have different timetables and expectations.
 
My Hero said:
Carr hasn't been moved because he's not going anywhere. It's easy to let the fans speculate and for some get their hopes up that he will be traded.

It's like a nagging wife, you give her something to humor herself so she quits bi*%@ing at you.
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I have a different theory on why your hero has not been traded: his value/worth is limited at best.
I just don’t see a hot market for a QB that over the last 10 games of the season had the same amount of illegal forward pass penalties as touchdown passes.
 
My Hero said:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Second Honeymoon
so the whole 'shopping Carr around' thing is a big ruse? its all a big ploy to placate the masses so they dont lead some sort of anti-carr crusade?

i knew that marijuana was legal in California, but I had no idea it was mandatory....


Then your both idiots,because it's not legal or mandatory. It just shows how much Second Honeymoon thinks he knows.
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dude, I was just having a laugh.....

anyways, you may want to review Proposition 215 which was passed by California voters in 1996...you will find that marijuana is legal although it does maintain controlled substance status (just like prescription medication; it requires a prescription)

but anyways, back to Carr talk errrrr football talk
 
My Hero said:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Second Honeymoon
so the whole 'shopping Carr around' thing is a big ruse? its all a big ploy to placate the masses so they dont lead some sort of anti-carr crusade?

i knew that marijuana was legal in California, but I had no idea it was mandatory....


Then your both idiots,because it's not legal or mandatory. It just shows how much Second Honeymoon thinks he knows.
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Exactly, nothing.
 
Heath Shuler said:
I have a different theory on why your hero has not been traded: his value/worth is limited at best.
I just don’t see a hot market for a QB that over the last 10 games of the season had the same amount of illegal forward pass penalties as touchdown passes.
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ouch indeed.....thanks again, asserley
 
HoustonFrog said:
Sorry, work got in the way of continuing this today but here is Plummer his first year..in 11 games...sorry if I haven't caught up with this being posted.

62.6 completion percentage, 15 TDs, 7 ints, QB rating of 91.2. That is all world on the Texans and that is 11 games.
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I hate it when work gets in the way of sports.
 
Second Honeymoon said:
flowers and a gift card to a spa...
it works everytime unless you really screwed up in which case your better off doing nothing and just lettting it painfully pass like a kidney stone
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I hate to interupt the sparring match between you guys.

What spa do you suggest? LOL I'm just trying to ease the moment.
 
Second Honeymoon said:
dude, I was just having a laugh.....

anyways, you may want to review Proposition 215 which was passed by California voters in 1996...you will find that marijuana is legal although it does maintain controlled substance status (just like prescription medication; it requires a prescription)

but anyways, back to Carr talk errrrr football talk
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You sound like you been smoking the J dude,

Legal by prescription does not legalize to Joe Blow,otherwise steriods would be legal and all of the SuperCali teams could juice up legaly.
 
Heath Shuler said:
I have a different theory on why your hero has not been traded: his value/worth is limited at best.
I just don’t see a hot market for a QB that over the last 10 games of the season had the same amount of illegal forward pass penalties as touchdown passes.
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Well as far as my count went that would be 2 illegal forward passes against the Titans. So are you saying that in 10 games he only had 2 TD passes?

I'm not sure I like your math.
 
ib4texans said:
I hate to interupt the sparring match between you guys.

What spa do you suggest? LOL I'm just trying to ease the moment.
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not many full service spas out here in The Woodlands. When I lived downtown, she liked D'Elegance.

just find a place with a mud bath, massage, and the whole haircut/pedicure/manicure thing. the nice places will also have like pina coladas/ritas and stuff.

signed,
Dear Abby
 
My Hero said:
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Well as far as my count went that would be 2 illegal forward passes against the Titans. So are you saying that in 10 games he only had 2 TD passes?

I'm not sure I like your math.
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This tells me you don't even know Carr the player, and love Carr the man.

Your boy had 11 on the season.
 
Second Honeymoon said:
not many full service spas out here in The Woodlands. When I lived downtown, she liked D'Elegance.

just find a place with a mud bath, massage, and the whole haircut/pedicure/manicure thing. the nice places will also have like pina coladas/ritas and stuff.

signed,
Dear Abby
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Dear Abby,

Thanks for always finding the time to respond to my posts.

I am a QB for an undisclosed NFL football team, what bothers me is that some of the fans there are really mean. There is this one guy Second Honeymoon................................. LOL
 
My Hero said:
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Well as far as my count went that would be 2 illegal forward passes against the Titans. So are you saying that in 10 games he only had 2 TD passes?

I'm not sure I like your math.
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sad but true....:(
 
ib4texans said:
Dear Abby,

Thanks for always finding the time to respond to my posts.

I am a QB for an undisclosed NFL football team, what bothers me is that some of the fans there are really mean. There is this one guy Second Honeymoon................................. LOL
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well 'QB for an undisclosed NFL football team' please check your bank balance and you should start feeling damn good about things. You are a 20 something millionaire while Second Honeymoon is a 30 something renter. (not for much longer though)

edit: WHOA!! Pete Rose just admitted to betting on the Reds every night when he was manager. Breaking News.
 
Second Honeymoon said:
well 'QB for an undisclosed NFL football team' please check your bank balance and you should start feeling damn good about things. You are a 20 something millionaire while Second Honeymoon is a 30 something renter. (not for much longer though)

edit: WHOA!! Pete Rose just admitted to betting on the Reds every night when he was manager. Breaking News.
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Hey,sometimes your funny. I read somewhere that you were like a rabid dog.
 
I really hope he is traded. He needs a change as much as the Texans and the message board. Maybe he will be part of a Draft Day trade???
 
thunderkyss said:
"He threw as many illegal forward passes as TD passes over the last 10 games of the season"

It really makes you say, "Hmmmm"
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Or

the Texans had just as many wins (4) as illegal forward passes (2) and passing TD's (2) in the last 10 games....

Spin, man - it's all how you spin it... ;)

Texans were 4-6 in their last 10 games, 4-4 in their last 8.

Of the 6 losses, 4 were by 6 points or less.....
 
Second Honeymoon said:
well 'QB for an undisclosed NFL football team' please check your bank balance and you should start feeling damn good about things. You are a 20 something millionaire while Second Honeymoon is a 30 something renter. (not for much longer though)

edit: WHOA!! Pete Rose just admitted to betting on the Reds every night when he was manager. Breaking News.
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Tell your Dad I said Hi and that the last lead he gave me on a bet was a bummer.
 
Arky said:
Or

the Texans had just as many wins (4) as illegal forward passes (2) and passing TD's (2) in the last 10 games....

Spin, man - it's all how you spin it... ;)

Texans were 4-6 in their last 10 games, 4-4 in their last 8.

Of the 6 losses, 4 were by 6 points or less.....
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Yipee! we can start this guy who has 2 less TD passes in his career than David Carr had last season. Yipee!# 18 Sage Rosenfels
Position: QB
Height: 6-4
Weight: 225
Born: 03/06/1978
College: Iowa State
NFL Experience: 7
Career Stats | Game Logs: 01 02 03 04 05 06 | Situational Stats | Team Roster



Passing
Year Team G GS Att Comp Pct Yds YPA Lg TD Int 20+ 40+ Rate
2001 Washington 0 0 0 0 0 --- 0 0 0 0/0 0 ---
2002 Miami Dolphins 4 0 3 0 0 0.00 0 0 0 0/0 0 39.6
2003 Miami Dolphins 2 0 6 4 66.7 50 8.33 21 1 0 0/0 0 131.9
2004 Miami Dolphins 3 1 39 16 41.0 264 6.77 76 1 3 3/16 1 41.0
2005 Miami Dolphins 4 1 61 34 55.7 462 7.57 77 4 3 0/0 5 81.5
2006 Houston Txns 4 0 39 27 69.2 265 6.79 28 3 1 1/5 4 0 103.0
TOTAL 17 2 148 81 54.7 1041 7.03 77 9 7 4/21 13 4 77.6
 
My Hero said:
Yipee! we can start this guy who has 2 less TD passes in his career than David Carr had last season. Yipee!# 18 Sage Rosenfels
Position: QB
Height: 6-4
Weight: 225
Born: 03/06/1978
College: Iowa State
NFL Experience: 7
Career Stats | Game Logs: 01 02 03 04 05 06 | Situational Stats | Team Roster



Passing
Year Team G GS Att Comp Pct Yds YPA Lg TD Int 20+ 40+ Rate
2001 Washington 0 0 0 0 0 --- 0 0 0 0/0 0 ---
2002 Miami Dolphins 4 0 3 0 0 0.00 0 0 0 0/0 0 39.6
2003 Miami Dolphins 2 0 6 4 66.7 50 8.33 21 1 0 0/0 0 131.9
2004 Miami Dolphins 3 1 39 16 41.0 264 6.77 76 1 3 3/16 1 41.0
2005 Miami Dolphins 4 1 61 34 55.7 462 7.57 77 4 3 0/0 5 81.5
2006 Houston Txns 4 0 39 27 69.2 265 6.79 28 3 1 1/5 4 0 103.0
TOTAL 17 2 148 81 54.7 1041 7.03 77 9 7 4/21 13 4 77.6
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You shouldn't have to dog another player to make your case that Carr should start.
 
Arky said:
Or

the Texans had just as many wins (4) as illegal forward passes (2) and passing TD's (2) in the last 10 games....

Spin, man - it's all how you spin it...

Texans were 4-6 in their last 10 games, 4-4 in their last 8.

Of the 6 losses, 4 were by 6 points or less.....
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And we won all those games, because we made our QB less of a factor.;)
 
xtruroyaltyx said:
You shouldn't have to dog another player to make your case that Carr should start.
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Of course you can just dog the player for not having any stats worth talking about and he has been with two teams and how many OC's and none thought he was a starter,that might tell you more than anything. But then again facts are not improtant unless it is dogging out Carr.

And before some yahoo calls me a sheep, I have already said it would be best for both to part ways.
 
My Hero said:
Oh come on please, how many times have I heard the 11TD stat from just your posts alone. I'm sure your just kidding though,because you guys never dog on Carr.
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I have never heard anyone Dog David in order to build up Sage.
 
Specnatz said:
Of course you can just dog the player for not having any stats worth talking about and he has been with two teams and how many OC's and none thought he was a starter,that might tell you more than anything. But then again facts are not improtant unless it is dogging out Carr.

And before some yahoo calls me a sheep, I have already said it would be best for both to part ways.
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What's it matter what Sage has done ?:confused:


Sage isn't our starter.
 
HOU-TEX said:
Agreed. At this time the Texans do not have a legitimate starter at the QB position. Frankly, I'm not sure what we're going to do at QB. Neither Carr or Sage is the answer though.:)
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I'm not going that far. I don't know if he is, and I don't know if he isn't.
 
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