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Week 15 - The Battle of Dumpster Fires (Jags)

“I know some folks are upset the Texans lost out on the opportunity to be in #1 pick position. But the Jags were just the worst team today. Nothing we can do about that except learn how to execute just a little bit worse when it counts. A special teams td and a perfectly executed WR screen for a td just can’t happen in the dumpster fire bowl. You can’t lose against a team like the Jags with those kind of plays.”

- Culley post game press conference
 
BWAHAHAHAHA X2 Not once, but twice Texans have played themselves out of not only the #1 pick but could well be on their way to being out of the Top 5. No coincidence Texans 3 wins have come against AFC South Division opponents.
 
TheRealJoker said:
“I know some folks are upset the Texans lost out on the opportunity to be in #1 pick position. But the Jags were just the worst team today. Nothing we can do about that except learn how to execute just a little bit worse when it counts. A special teams td and a perfectly executed WR screen for a td just can’t happen in the dumpster fire bowl. You can’t lose against a team like the Jags with those kind of plays.”

- Culley post game press conference
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Sounds like he was talking to [mention]Texian [/mention]
 
Texian said:
BWAHAHAHAHA X2 Not once, but twice Texans have played themselves out of not only the #1 pick but could well be on their way to being out of the Top 5. No coincidence Texans 3 wins have come against AFC South Division opponents.
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You've been telling us that the Jaguars manage this "NFL" thing better than the Texans for 10 years. & you've been wrong for 10 years.
 
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TheRealJoker said:
“I know some folks are upset the Texans lost out on the opportunity to be in #1 pick position. But the Jags were just the worst team today. Nothing we can do about that except learn how to execute just a little bit worse when it counts. A special teams td and a perfectly executed WR screen for a td just can’t happen in the dumpster fire bowl. You can’t lose against a team like the Jags with those kind of plays.”

- Culley post game press conference
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Not because of the Texans, but picks 2 thru 4 may have more value in a draft without a true #1 QB that teams cherish.
 
Texian said:
If you had been coherent, you would know I condemned the Jags every time they changed OC, 7 times in 5 years. I did think they had turned the corner twice, once when they hired Tom Coughlin as GM because he had X2 Super Bowls under his belt. And with Urban Meyer because he had 3 National Championship under his. So, really haven't been paying attention. You're just a babbling drunk.
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I didn't say you thought the Jaguars have made no mistakes. I said you've been telling us they've made better decisions than the Texans this whole time.

& that's not true. If the Texans are Barnum & Bailey, I'm not arguing that, then the Jags are the Schriners.

Losing to bad teams is bad. But you're looking up to the Jaguars.
 
Texian said:
If you had been coherent, you would know I condemned the Jags every time they changed OC, 7 times in 5 years. I did think they had turned the corner twice, once when they hired Tom Coughlin as GM because he had X2 Super Bowls under his belt. And with Urban Meyer because he had 3 National Championship under his. So, really haven't been paying attention. You're just a babbling drunk.
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You must be drunk.

You forgot about you love affair with Bortles.

You were Bortling on Bortles for a long time.

But you keep talking about how the Jags are better than the Texans.
 
TexansBull said:
You must be drunk.

You forgot about you love affair with Bortles.

You were Bortling on Bortles for a long time.

But you keep talking about how the Jags are better than the Texans.
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You know every time I see your mention of Blake Bortles I know I won because you don't have anything else. You've been reduced to a discussion from 7 years ago in order to try and have some relevance. And it is kind of juvenile.. Looking back the Texans would've been so much better off had they drafted Bortles:

In 2015 they wouldn't of had to go thru the Hoyer and Mallett carousel while Bortles had more TD passes.

In 2016 you wouldn't of had to go through that awful Osweiler fiasco, saved tons of money and draft picks too while BB had 35 TDs.

In 2017 Bortles may have been able to get the Texans to the AFC Championship game like he did the Jags. A place the Texans are not familiar.

Not to mention that Bortles 103 TDs were much more productive than Clowney's 32 sacks.

If you and the Texans had listened to me 7 years ago, you know I could have saved you 6 years of heart ache with Bill O'Brien. You were such a cheerleader. I said at the time OB would fail like the 8 Belichick assistants who went before him. Who knew my clairvoyance would've seen that Blake Bortles would've been a better option along with my advice to avoid Bill O'Brien?
 
Texian said:
You know every time I see your mention of Blake Bortles I know I won because you don't have anything else. You've been reduced to a discussion from 7 years ago in order to try and have some relevance. And it is kind of juvenile.. Looking back the Texans would've been so much better off had they drafted Bortles:

In 2015 they wouldn't of had to go thru the Hoyer and Mallett carousel while Bortles had more TD passes.

In 2016 you wouldn't of had to go through that awful Osweiler fiasco, saved tons of money and draft picks too while BB had 35 TDs.

In 2017 Bortles may have been able to get the Texans to the AFC Championship game like he did the Jags. A place the Texans are not familiar.

Not to mention that Bortles 103 TDs were much more productive than Clowney's 32 sacks.

If you and the Texans had listened to me 7 years ago, you know I could have saved you 6 years of heart ache with Bill O'Brien. You were such a cheerleader. I said at the time OB would fail like the 8 Belichick assistants who went before him. Who knew my clairvoyance would've seen that Blake Bortles would've been a better option along with my advice to avoid Bill O'Brien?
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Maybe if the Texans won more games that season, they would have had a lower pick... and ended up drafting Mack or your fav Bortles.
 
Texian said:
BWAHAHAHAHA X2 Not once, but twice Texans have played themselves out of not only the #1 pick but could well be on their way to being out of the Top 5. No coincidence Texans 3 wins have come against AFC South Division opponents.
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I really didn't want the 1st pick this yr.

Give me one of Hutchinson/Thibodeaux/Stingley/Neal and I'm happy.

Or a trade down for Hamilton/Green/Booth.

Point is all of these players are comparable and 1-1 cost more cap space than say 1-5. This should make you happy.
 
steelbtexan said:
I really didn't want the 1st pick this yr.

Give me one of Hutchinson/Thibodeaux/Stingley/Neal and I'm happy.

Or a trade down for Hamilton/Green/Booth.

Point is all of these players are comparable and 1-1 cost more cap space than say 1-5. This should make you happy.
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Still got 3 games. Lions been playing hard all year. They’re going to win another game.

Jags are probably going to win one.

Texans have little chance to win another game.
 
Texian said:
You know every time I see your mention of Blake Bortles I know I won because you don't have anything else. You've been reduced to a discussion from 7 years ago in order to try and have some relevance. And it is kind of juvenile.. Looking back the Texans would've been so much better off had they drafted Bortles:

In 2015 they wouldn't of had to go thru the Hoyer and Mallett carousel while Bortles had more TD passes.

In 2016 you wouldn't of had to go through that awful Osweiler fiasco, saved tons of money and draft picks too while BB had 35 TDs.

In 2017 Bortles may have been able to get the Texans to the AFC Championship game like he did the Jags. A place the Texans are not familiar.

Not to mention that Bortles 103 TDs were much more productive than Clowney's 32 sacks.

If you and the Texans had listened to me 7 years ago, you know I could have saved you 6 years of heart ache with Bill O'Brien. You were such a cheerleader. I said at the time OB would fail like the 8 Belichick assistants who went before him. Who knew my clairvoyance would've seen that Blake Bortles would've been a better option along with my advice to avoid Bill O'Brien?
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BTW, I just wanted to add Bortles still sucked.

I can see your logic, but I was for taking Clowney 1-1 and trading back into the 1st for Jimmy G. Looking back a Mack/Jimmy G draft could've changed the Texans fortunes more than could've been imagined at that time.

This draft is another one of these crossroads type drafts. Gotta hit on 3-4 guys including a superstar in this draft.
 
austins23 said:
The number was 39.5…. I bet the over. I win! 🕺🏻🕺🏻
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I would have bet the Over, too.
Good to see get your Whiskey money. :brando:
Man, I would have won a good bit if I was still in the game.
The wife, who isn't into gambling, still had to say that I should have bet each week as I had called almost all of the props correctly. :brando:
 
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