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Texans @ Chiefs - 2nd Round (And Round 2)

Man up Texans fans. Hold your sht together. This is far from over.

After all these years you still believe that?

I can't anymore. I know what's going to happen before it happens. I feel like Kurt Russell in "Big Trouble in Little China". I drank some of that stuff that Egg Shen whipped up and now I can see things other people can't see. I turned this game on the radio for a split second at Whataburger on the way home from the grocery store with my wife. Just wondered what the score was. 21-0 Texans. I quickly turned it off. Looked at my wife and said by the time we get home they'll have fucked it all up.

Got home and it was 24-14. By the time we had put the groceries away it was 28-24 Chiefs.

**** this franchise. It's as shitty as the one that preceded it. I'll never believe in anything they're selling again.
 
Our defense just isn't good enough, especially vs the Chiefs, to risk a fake punt like that. O'Brien's untreated for...something that causes him to self-destruct, and the team has his untreated personality disorder.
 
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I can not believe Bill O’Brien went for it with a fake punt? That crap changed the entire momentum of the game. Smh

That's what he does. Makes ill-timed stupid decisions that cost his team games. He may preach all the basics and fundamentals that go into winning football but his decision maker is broken. He doesn't know when to do those kinds of things and when not to. He'll always cost the team that way.
 
They're going to pull a hammy getting on and off the bandwagon

yeah I mean we’re only down by 10 even though we were up by 24

The rest of you that don’t like to grasp the reality of this choke job are holding hands going over the cliff like Thelma and Louise
 
WTF!!! Just caught up with real time. Could not believe the start but now all is normal. Carter is a knucklehead.
Texans are beat. I thought with the start they had a chance. That FG when we should have gone for it slowed the mo and the fake punt changed it. Now it is the BOB offensive show. Going to walk the dogs now.
 
After all these years you still believe that?

I can't anymore. I know what's going to happen before it happens. I feel like Kurt Russell in "Big Trouble in Little China". I drank some of that stuff that Egg Shen whipped up and now I can see things other people can't see. I turned this game on the radio for a split second at Whataburger on the way home from the grocery store with my wife. Just wondered what the score was. 21-0 Texans. I quickly turned it off. Looked at my wife and said by the time we get home they'll have fucked it all up.

Got home and it was 24-14. By the time we had put the groceries away it was 28-24 Chiefs.

**** this franchise. It's as shitty as the one that preceded it. I'll never believe in anything they're selling again.

Oh hey Herv, the Chiefs are up by 10 now. Just wanted to let you know. LOL
 
yeah I mean we’re only down by 10 even though we were up by 24

The rest of you that don’t like to grasp the reality of this choke job are holding hands going over the cliff like Thelma and Louise

34 point swing? Pretty epic. Again a Houston team does us proud getting into some record books (on the wrong end of course).

The Texans are feeling "Maximum Oiler" today
 
As long as I've rooted for this team, we've gotten raped against tight ends.

Dallas Clark to Gronkowski to that murderous thug Hernandez to Kelce. Just....constant brutality.
 
I'm not even bothered by this game anymore. The Texans could still win, but this is too nutty to worry myself over. I just want BoB gone.
That's how I feel. He's made investment in this team very hard over a long 6 years. Unless you're still only happy having a pro team in town, then a division winner.
 
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