**Official Divisional Round Playoff Game-Day Thread** Texans at Patriots, Saturday Jan 14, 2017!!

[Brandon420tx]

How many chicken nuggets is that?

5 pack

 

[Hervoyel]

Sad thing is Savage isn't any better than Osweiler and can't stay healthy anyway. Neither one deserves a roster spot next season.

See, I think that's bullshit. OK, half-bullshit. I think Savage is better than Os but it doesn't matter because he (admittedly) can't stay healthy.

But he is better.

 

[Julius]

It probably isn't my place, but I'll go ahead and apologize on behalf of NE Fans for the stupidity of Pat Patriot. No one should have to put up with that nonsense.

 

[ROO]

THROW FUUCKING DEEP DAMN IT

 

[BigBull]

Why are they running the ball? wtf

 

[Texansballer74]

Yeah and I'm talking about out **** bag offense doing nothing. Defense has had numerous 3 and outs. Forced 3 turnovers. What does our offense do? Roll around in **** pile.
ST - I don't even need to say anything about them. Their okay speaks for itself.

If not for the defense the score would be 100-0

Yeah they did put up a fight but still got jabbed in the face with some bombs that resulted into TD's. That has nothing to do with our shitty offense. We were down 1 freaking point after that TD we scored and the defense allowed Brady to march right down the field and get a FG. Then coming out of the half, the Patriots drove down the freaking field for 90 yards and a TD. Please explain to me, how is that on the offense?

 

[chicagotexan2]

Just throw another INT Brock you flaming bag of monkey spunk.

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

How many drinks have you had?

Unfortunately, 0.

 

[Thorn]

Why are they running the ball? wtf

Because they can't throw it?

 

[Thorsson]

Dude. Stfu. Weeden sucks. Stop it.

Aren't you the president of the Osweiler Fan Club?

No im not. Im also not related to weeden.

Garbage time now, which translates to Osweiler padding his stats to attempt to justify what a great move it was for the team to sign him to a $72 million dollar contract. Of course, the downside is that every time Osweiler throws he's in danger of scoring the hat trick with 3 interceptions.

 

[houstongrrl]

And here comes the garbage time false hope

 

[Big Lou]

Why didn't the clock stop on that grimes play?

 

[False Start]

I know this might sound fucked up, but I wish Brock would just Brock it up and throw another int and get this damn game over with. Right now it feels like the team is like a dog that just needs to be put down.

I find it funny that Tom Savage dives into a pile during a QB sneak, out with a concussion...

Brady's head bounces off the turf, no protocol check...

I was thinking the same thing earlier.

 

[Number19]

lol like Weeden is anything better.

Based on what? He's played in two games and won both.

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

There it is!!!!

 

[Big Lou]

I know this might sound fucked up, but I wish Brock would just Brock it up and throw another int and get this damn game over with. Right now it feels like the team is like a dog that just needs to be put down.


I was thinking the same thing earlier.

Got your wish.

 

[Thorsson]

Hat trick!

 

[amazing80]

lol perfect

 

[PapaL]

Another year, another Texan QB throwing 3 INTs before being eliminated.

It's been an interesting season.

 

[BeerTastesLikeVictory]

Only one more to beat the a Texans playoff record. You got this oz.

 

[ROO]

Why didn't the clock stop on that grimes play?

I think because he was going backwards when he went out. Forward progress was stopped. I think that is the rule

 

[OzzO]

I know this might sound fucked up, but I wish Brock would just Brock it up and throw another int and get this damn game over with. Right now it feels like the team is like a dog that just needs to be put down.

as you wish

 

[xtruroyaltyx]

Who tf is Brock yelling at?

Couldn't be my qb.

 

[BigBull]

Asswater needs to be cut right now on the field. F the off season.

 

[WolverineFan]

So Osweiler throws a temper tantrum because Griffin ran a poor route?

F' off dude. That's your 3rd pick of the damn half.

 

[Big Lou]

I hated Hoyer and I hate this damn bum. No reason to keep him at all, absolutely 0.

Can anyone name one real logical unemotional reason?

 

[TexansFight]

I'm laughing now. Awful. Os looks like he has been paid to throw the game. That's how bad he us

 

[RTP2110]

Gotta wonder if BOB left Osweiler in to make a point to Rick....look how shitty this guy is

 

[SAMURAITEXAN]

WTF

 

[gwallaia]

I blame Rick Smith for this loss.

 

[BigBull]

Based on what? He's played in two games and won both.

Based on the fact he has sucked his entire career.

 

[nut]

Bah humbug. It was a good 1st half anyway. Maybe next year will be a little more enjoyable. CRAP!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Thorn]

TV is off now. Time to get stoned and put the Texans out of my mind. What an ungodly shitpile of a dumpster fire we have for a QB.

 

[False Start]

I KNEW it was coming!

WTF was Brock so mad for? Or maybe he is just in a pissy mood becuse his tampon is crooked?

 

[gafftop]

Rick you hit the Trifecta with OS; Can't throw the ball, Bad judgement, and no poise.
He does have a great line of bullshit for the press.

 

[Austrian]

Osweiler makes me miss Carr

 

[Brandon420tx]

Time for my favorite part of Texans football. Waiting for the draft and hoping O'Brien and the Texans part ways.

It's nice not being upset after a playoff loss.

 

[chicagotexan2]

Just throw another INT Brock you flaming bag of monkey spunk.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[PapaL]

I know this might sound fucked up, but I wish Brock would just Brock it up and throw another int and get this damn game over with. Right now it feels like the team is like a dog that just needs to be put down.


I was thinking the same thing earlier.

Consider it done!

 

[amazing80]

kind of want the defense to let them score so Brock throws another one

 

[Speedy]

Yeah they did put up a fight but still got jabbed in the face with some bombs that resulted into TD's. That has nothing to do with our shitty offense. We were down 1 freaking point after that TD we scored and the defense allowed Brady to march right down the field and get a FG. Then coming out of the half, the Patriots drove down the freaking field for 90 yards and a TD. Please explain to me, how is that on the offense?

Just stop it. If you can't recognize that the defense played their asses off and it's the pathetic garbage of an offense that lost this game, you need to go find another sport to follow because you don't have a clue about this sport.

 

[Dakota]

At least we got Trump

 

[mussop]

That's not osweilers fault.

 

[BullNation4Life]

So Osweiler throws a temper tantrum because Griffin ran a poor route?

F' off dude. That's your 3rd pick of the damn half.

Not to mention Osweiler threw it 6 feet over Griffin's head...

 

[Dakota]

At least we got Trump

 

[Big Lou]

I think because he was going backwards when he went out. Forward progress was stopped. I think that is the rule

I thought he was still driving forward slightly, good eyes thanks!

 

[PapaL]

Rick you hit the Trifecta with OS; Can't throw the ball, Bad judgement, and no poise.
He does have a great line of bullshit for the press.

But but he's really tall!
Sadly he's ******* blind.

 

[powda]

It probably isn't my place, but I'll go ahead and apologize on behalf of NE Fans for the stupidity of Pat Patriot. No one should have to put up with that nonsense.

No worries bro. Your team is better and we knew it comming into the game. We had to hope nonetheless. He acted like a douche and was treated as such. Good luck to you guys going forward. If you guys face the Cowboys in the Sb i'll be your biggest cheerleader.

 

[Porky]

I would rather watch a wild monkey throw his own poo around the field then spend another year watching Assweiler

 

[Thorn]

At least we got Trump

Can he pass?

Actually, don't answer that.