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Texans Vs Titans....Lets Predict :/

EllisUnit

EllisUnit

Vote RED!!!
Ok as long as we aren't losing 41-0 at halftime i guess we should all feel some sort of accomplishment. I shall select Mariota on fan duel this week, i do know that.

Texans 28

Titans 24

Of course i can't pick this pile of horse **** of a team to lose, no matter how badly they suck, and we all know they DO SUCK.
 
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Tacks 35
Toros 20
Mariota burns us to a cinder, and the smoke smells suspiciously like a dumpster.
The players will not exert themselves for BOB; they want to get rid of him. And at least they're going to be successful at that.
 
I don't want to be a downer but the Texans have a history of making opposing QB's look good. Rookie, Back-up, Starter - remember Mark Sanchez's first nfl game? Unless the coaching, defense, and offense have an epiphany it could be a long day. The Titans and Texans are playing some bad football right now. I'm thinking whoever screws up the least wins.

It's a toss-up.
 
This team is toast, I believe they've given up on the coaching staff and this will probably be another Kansas City looking game, 31-19 or so, Titans. Hopefully we can at least win the second half again this week!
 
ATXtexanfan said:
I predict OB will fire the water boy after this game to prove his manhood.
Quit these prediction threads. It's turned into an open bottle for recovering alcoholics.
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No I am consistent. No matter the circumstance I remain the same. I am who I am, a Texans fan.

No matter how bad things are I get excited every game they play.
 
I predict on offense wr's will drop the ball. Rb's wont find holes when there is one. Offensive linemen wont get much push or protect hoyer longer then 3 seconds. Te's will continue to suck at a historically suck rate neither blocking or catching anything (ever!)

Defensive players will miss assignments and more obviously tackles. Safetys will take stupid angles. Ilb's wont fill gaps or cover downfield. Cb's will cover but it wont matter since the tits will either complete passes while we're 10 yards off the line of scrimmage or we wont manage a pass rush inside of 6 seconds meaning guys who were covered get open.

We'll have at least 1 miss step on special teams including but not limited to:

-Turnover
-Missed or shanked kick
-Return for score
-Outsmarted by some form of colt style trick play

We'll watch 2 dozen jj watt commercials exclaiming how proud he is to be a Texan while we rack up 15 plus penalties. 1 major injury ,and that little butt divit in O'Briens chin will get deeper.

Final score:

Titans 207
Texans 6
 
There's a game this weekend?

With the clusterfudge going on in the organisation, how is there time to play a game?

I predict that the team embarass themselves and the fans turn on them even more.

#dumpsterfire
 
EllisUnit said:
Ok as long as we aren't losing 41-0 at halftime i guess we should all feel some sort of accomplishment. I shall select Mariota on fan duel this week, i do know that.

Texans 28

Titans 24

Of course i can't pick this pile of horse **** of a team to lose, no matter how badly they suck, and we all know they DO SUCK.
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Are we sure it won't be Mettenberger torching the Texans?
 
I hope Mariota plays, I really liked the kid in college, its been a rough start, but I think he'll be a good one.

HOU wins, D comes out inspired and forces the rook into some mistakes.
 
EllisUnit said:
No I am consistent. No matter the circumstance I remain the same. I am who I am, a Texans fan.

No matter how bad things are I get excited every game they play.
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You remind me of one of those Aints fans who use to show up at the Superdome wearing paper bags ....


I predict the Titans get over all that ails them this week in slaughtering the Texans ..... and the Texans look like the dumpster fire they have been from day one.
 
I predict that my cat's litter box will stink on Sunday...just like this game between two cellar dwellers.
 
I predict the boss and I will be at one of the La casinos losing our arses. But there's a better chance of us winning than the Texans winning.

Should be less painful than watching the chit the Texans are serving up and calling it pro football.

:coffee:
 
Corrosion said:
You remind me of one of those Aints fans who use to show up at the Superdome wearing paper bags ....


I predict the Titans get over all that ails them this week in slaughtering the Texans ..... and the Texans look like the dumpster fire they have been from day one.
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Haha I wouldn't wear a paper bag, I'm not ashamed to support my team.
 
Texans: 2
Titans: 2
(2 safeties in 4th quarter)
Game goes into overtime

Overtime: no one scores

TIE!!!!! We didn't lose!!!!
 
cuppacoffee said:
I predict the boss and I will be at one of the La casinos losing our arses. But there's a better chance of us winning than the Texans winning.

Should be less painful than watching the chit the Texans are serving up and calling it pro football.

:coffee:
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What!!! "PRO" FOOTBALL??!!!
This is PRO football??
 
I predict the CBs will line up 12 yards (minimum) off the receivers in the first half, but on the LOS in the second.
A safety taking a bad angle will take out either a CB or LB about to make the tackle twice.
The ILBs will occupy the same gap four times coincidentally when the RB doesn't.
Watt gets 11 sacks, puts one over his head and makes the rest of the defensive starters do the same.
 
When you look at common opponents, Texans Vs Falcons, and Falcons Vs Titans, you get a feeling of how this game will go.
 
Since I'm not going to this one - I predict I'll set my recording like always, I'll begin watching about 15 minutes after the game starts like always, and by halftime I'll have used up my fast-forward and the game will be background noise ... for at least the 3rd time ever (all this season). I'll either be here or will have switched my XBOX from TV to playing video games.
 
I predict drunkenness. new drinking game, every time a defender misses a tackle, drink. Gonna have to buy more beer.
 
We are going to learn just how bad we are. I could see our QB/offense being shut down and sacked/intercepted repeatedly. More likely though we run/run/pass/punt alot.

We are going to learn if the Texans are professionals or if they have just quit. Looked like they quit against Miami. I think it will be hard for them to quit in front of the home crowd but if they do ........

It seems as though the country is finally realizing this team is SLOWWWWWWWW!!!! People on this board have been saying this for many years.
Bill likes em big and slow.

These two teams are even. Whoever wins turnover battle wins.
 
Man Miami got destroyed yesterday, they looked super bowl ready against us. Hmmm thinking, Titans 58 Texans 6. I'm glad Bud ain't around to give us the one finger salute anymore [emoji3]
 
pirbroke said:
Man Miami got destroyed yesterday, they looked super bowl ready against us. Hmmm thinking, Titans 58 Texans 6. I'm glad Bud ain't around to give us the one finger salute anymore [emoji3]
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Yup, that game last night just showed us how bad the Texans are compared to the rest of the league. As if we needed any more proof. I think it made us look worse than the Phins.

Sad times, man, sad times
 
I predict that for the first time in my nine or so years as a season ticket holder I will purposely not go to a game. The only way I go is if my buddy can come up with a pile of pink slips and we make it rain from 506.
 
pirbroke said:
Man Miami got destroyed yesterday, they looked super bowl ready against us. Hmmm thinking, Titans 58 Texans 6. I'm glad Bud ain't around to give us the one finger salute anymore [emoji3]
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That's what I was thinking. Geez, if those Dolphins can put up 41 first half points against the Texans, the Texans are truly the worst team I've ever seen.
 
I predict a win and it will be meaningless against one of the few teams that might be worse than ours.
 
Nothing wrong with letting a vendor know what you think about their product. The Texans organization often forgets that, in the end, they are just a vendor.
 
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