Heres what I thinks funny about the Johnny Football story, Texas is a really conservative state. We all know that, nothing wrong with that, its a very conservative state, Cowherd said.
He then continued in a redneck voice, Man, in Texas they dont like those loose-liven, pot-smoking, never accountable liberals. Those liberals, they break laws, and they lie through their teeth, and they do drugs when they shouldnt be doing drugs. Those liberals.
Yet the state of Texas is defending Johnny Football, Cowherd noted, who once spent time in jail for lying to cops.
Well its all a matter of time, and hes a young stallion, he continued in the same redneck voice. Hypocrite. Come on Texas, you defend conservative values: police, laws, guidelines, borders. Thats who you are. All those A&M hypocrites, lined up, defending, [the man who] lied to cops. Well I mean who doesnt want to drink in college? I think we all probably did, but I wouldnt have ever lied to cops. Especially if Im the quarterback for my football team.
Theres only one side of the argument to be on: Johnny Football created this whole entire mess.
Tough talkin, rigid, all-about-cops-and-laws Texas, all lining up today, defending a law-breaker, [who] lied to his coach, lied to his teammates, lied to the cops I thought you were all about accountability in Texas?
And it makes you look like hypocrites, Cowherd said.
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