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DocBar

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If we don't have a smack talk forum, this thread has convinced me we need one.
 

rmartin65

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That all funny and so on but it still doesen't answer my question to him.

I need a little more than "dude" to know what F he's talking about.
I did not know there was any real discussion in this thread. I saw "what" and pictured the Chappelle skit.
 

awtysst

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Its called fighting fire with fire. It does no good to outwit someone with no wit. They wouldn't even know they were outwitted, so what would be the point? When you talk to a baby do you converse with him like an adult or do you change your tone and talk in a cute little baby voice?

But thanks for taking the time to check my spelling and grammar.
That's actually a really bad idea, btw. You want to converse with the baby with actual words so that the baby can begin to develop his/her vocabulary and begin to learn phrases. Remember, a baby is a sponge for learning so it is important to teach worthwhile information to the baby. Baby talk is detrimental to the baby's development.

Using baby talk around the baby may reduce his/her learning and slow down his/her language acquisition.
 

gary

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I just would like everyone to know Mike and I have PM each other and everything is gravy but no potatoes and I like those.
 

DocBar

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The first rule of the "For Mussop" thread. You don't speak of the "For Mussop" thread.

2314 Garden St sounds like an awesome place meet. I frequently sleep upstairs. :yes:
So now we have a TTWWNM to go with HWWNBN? We need someone to work on the acromnyms for us.
 

gtexan02

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THAT is soooo effed up. I laughed, but I wouldn't support it. I made the thread, so it should say DocBar. This abortion is my fault, not Mussops.
I didn't mean to make it an avatar, just that this is the "For Mussop" Thread, which is like Fight Club. Hence the soap!
 

80tothezone

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You're right, a nat would be a better comparison.



Arguing? Let's call it a verbal octagon. Although I have to admit that kind of puts into perspective the matchup here. You ( erkle) me Cane valasquez .



It must of been tough growing up with a little brother with down syndrome
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Me angry? If you want to see what angry looks like take a gander in the mirror. I know it is boiling over in you that you aren't capable of competing with me on any level.

Soon you will have the same feelings running through you as Osama did when the navy seals kicked down his door.

But don't worry I'll actually really mean it when I say "do you surrender?".

Last chance to prove you are smart enough to walk away from a battle you can't win. Oh and mike, tag your it.
As his younger brother I kinda take offense to that...but other than that you two have at it...
 

mussop

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Yep here we go agaisn!

Eh, mussop is kinda crappy at trying to outwit Mike here. It's not just that he's coming across as unintelligent with his multitude of misspellings and misuses of "you're" and other English words but his come-backs and claims of victory are weak too.

But I am glad he finally changed his signature regarding his feelings of our '08 draft.
I even changed my avatar. Hope you like it.


I think Mussop should tap out and find someone who's either a) funny or b) intelligent.
Cmom mike you're being to hard on yourself.


And you're right... I got bored about the time he brought out the cap... er... wat... hmm "big" guns. You know me man, I'm pretty candid and I've been known to ride people a little from time to time. Of course the people I've ridden so far? SWT and Wagon... I'm not going to say there's a pattern... But seriously, maybe Mussop is a nice guy and I just caught him on a bad week.
I would say there definatly is a pattern. It seems as though you have a problem controling your temper, you have no class and you've jsut admitted it. You jump on people who are emotionally vested in a subject and throw gasoline on the fire. They do have anger management classes for such things Mike. You should look into them instead of taking out your anger on "less educated" people. But hey if thats what makes you feel like a man?


Now allow me to explain this to you. I'm trying to be constructive. You need a comprehension (or at least a composition) class.

I said "you remind me of my younger brother"
You said "must be tough having a younger brother with Down Syndrome"
That implies that YOU have down syndrome.

Here, you say that if I write a stupid post you will write 3 in my direction. You've also said that you will give it back 10 fold. Do you see what you're doing here? Am I the only one that sees this? You suffer from a bad case of subject verb disagreement man. It makes you look totally ignorant so lets take a look at you from my (and several other people's perspective).

You have no class. You've shown that repeatedly especially in the thread prior to this ones.

You can't control your temper. (see the note above)

You are either terrible at composing/comprehending written English, or you are a moron. I really hope you're just bad at saying what you mean because if you are really as stupid as you appear to be (10x more stupid than I am) then I feel kind of sorry for you.

And its killing me.

unto him not on to him
insincere not un-sincere
you're = you are
your = possessive
gnat not nat....

I figure if you're going to look bad, you can at least look semi-educated doing it.

Mike
Really Mike? Going the, Im more educated angle? What is really sad here is that you think anyone should care how "educated" they look in a smack talking match on an football forum. Obviously you have some repressed sexual feelings that you need to discuss with a professional. I would try and point you in the right direction but I dont even know where to begin looking for a Transexual therefore you will have to seek out help on your own.



We're 14 trillion dollars in debt and I'm watching a kitten get tangled up in some sort of verbal yarn...
Yeh Mike you get right on to fixing that budget. Talk about sophomoronic.


Hopefully now that my medication dosages have been lowered I can "look at least semi-educated" in this monkey **** fight. Carry on!
 

DocBar

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Mods, please lock this thread. Just kill it. Another good deed gone wrong.
 
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You're just jealous because you have never been the focal point of a five star thread. :peek:
This would be like saying I am jealous of my neighbor having his house egged every weekend because the teenage hooligans refuse to egg mine and give me some attention.

For what it's worth, I think everyone but gary got a kick out of the thread.

It would be cool to enforce a "gentleman's duel" over threads like this. You and Mike could take 30 paces with a paintball gun and frozen paintballs, video it and post it for all of us to see.

Note to Kevin: I'd pay to see that.
 

Texecutioner

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It would be cool to enforce a "gentleman's duel" over threads like this. You and Mike could take 30 paces with a paintball gun and frozen paintballs, video it and post it for all of us to see.

Note to Kevin: I'd pay to see that.
High Noon baby!! High Noon!! :cowboy1:
 

Texanmike02

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Yep here we go agaisn!



I even changed my avatar. Hope you like it.




Cmom mike you're being to hard on yourself.




I would say there definatly is a pattern. It seems as though you have a problem controling your temper, you have no class and you've jsut admitted it. You jump on people who are emotionally vested in a subject and throw gasoline on the fire. They do have anger management classes for such things Mike. You should look into them instead of taking out your anger on "less educated" people. But hey if thats what makes you feel like a man?




Really Mike? Going the, Im more educated angle? What is really sad here is that you think anyone should care how "educated" they look in a smack talking match on an football forum. Obviously you have some repressed sexual feelings that you need to discuss with a professional. I would try and point you in the right direction but I dont even know where to begin looking for a Transexual therefore you will have to seek out help on your own.





Yeh Mike you get right on to fixing that budget. Talk about sophomoronic.


Hopefully now that my medication dosages have been lowered I can "look at least semi-educated" in this monkey **** fight. Carry on!
Your retort is a fail. All of it. First of all... and second... and lastly...

I cut out the hard to read parts for your benefit. Mussop, your fame is fleeting... hopefully this thread and your 15 minutes are up. It is disappointing... You had a chance to really shine. Instead, you're the motherboard version of Tony Hollings. Well, except that Hollings didn't repeatedly declare himself the winner.

Mike
 

DocBar

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WOW!!! A few days of international travel and this thread is alive and well. Someone break out the stakes, silver bullets, garlic, SOMETHING!!!! Mussop, I'll never post a nice thread again!!!!
 

DocBar

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Yeah mods, do your job! But ignore that $1000 proposition in the other thread cause gambling isn't illegal or anything...

:lol:
I meant that wager. I've been traveling for a few days so I haven't seen anything else on it. I don't believe private wagers are illegal, btw.

EDIT: What thread did I post that on?
 

Dutchrudder

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I meant that wager. I've been traveling for a few days so I haven't seen anything else on it. I don't believe private wagers are illegal, btw.

EDIT: What thread did I post that on?
I dunno what thread it was in, but according to the state of Texas, I'm pretty sure your 'private wager' is illegal. Either way, I would guess that's not something the admins would like to be involved with on this forum.


§ 47.02. Gambling

(a) A person commits an offense if he:

(1) makes a bet on the partial or final result of a game or contest or on the performance of a participant in a game or contest;

(2) makes a bet on the result of any political nomination, appointment, or election or on the degree of success of any nominee, appointee, or candidate; or

(3) plays and bets for money or other thing of value at any game played with cards, dice, balls, or any other gambling device.
http://www.gambling-law-us.com/State-Laws/Texas/
 

DocBar

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Hey Mussop, watching your boy play in the starting lineup tonight!!! At this point, I'd take him over Chester Cheetah, or whoever we took in the 7th round of the draft.
 

steelbtexan

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He's actually looking pretty good.

I would've taken the chance with a 7th rd pick.

I mean the odds were low that cheetah would make it. The odds were better that a guy like Herzlich would make it over a guy like Chester Cheetah. IMHO
 

LikeMike

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Not only that, but the Texans would`ve gotten quiet some media exposer for making him Mr. Irrelevant... well, it`s good to see him out there at least...
 

mussop

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Because of work deadlines I recorded it but haven't had the chance to watch it yet. Probably wont until this weekend. How did he do?
 
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