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Texans Bills Watch Party

Yankee_In_TX said:
Texan Bill is having a watch party?
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The Texans are playing the Bills.

Hard to believe I still have to explain Joespeak.

I think I will make this one as well. Get ready for Bill and Ted's excellent adventure!

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What a great time! We missed several people and you know who you are.

I got the privilege to sit with Infantrycak, Hervoyel, and CloakNNNDagger. Man, the stats were flying. Football philosophies and rules were all covered. I didn't need to Google search anything if I needed an answer to a question.

I kinda felt like I was keeping up with them OK, until they were talking about the Texans leading the league in 3 and outs. For some reason, I was on the wrong page and thought they were talking about our offense giving up the ball after 3 plays. Once I realized they were talking defensive stops, what I said seemed pretty silly.:roast:

All we needed was Vinny to top it off and we probably could have cured some disease.
 
Joe Texan said:
Dude where were you I called albeit a bit late but i would have come. You never answered the phone.
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Yeah you called me. Halfway through the second quarter from a number I didn't recognize - which is why I didn't answer. I thought to myself, what asshat, that I don't know, is going to call me during a game?.

I answered when Kathryn called wondering where the heck I was and why I wasn't there.
 
Texan_Bill said:
Yeah you called me. Halfway through the second quarter from a number I didn't recognize - which is why I didn't answer. I thought to myself, what asshat, that I don't know, is going to call me during a game?.

I answered when Kathryn called wondering where the heck I was and why I wasn't there.
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Maybe with the stimulus money they can put a transit system to all of your favorite spots .
 
Texan_Bill said:
You tell me. I know that Treasures does.
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You just forgot to put in Hidden before Treasures....Dude, no need to be shy, your strip clubs are different than most others, but hey, not that there is anything wrong with it, just don't start thinking of getting married ! Then we gotta address that other thread again !
 
hobie said:
You just forgot to put in Hidden before Treasures....Dude, no need to be shy, your strip clubs are different than most others, but hey, not that there is anything wrong with it, just don't start thinking of getting married ! Then we gotta address that other thread again !
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I know you miss Flaming Sparrow and I'm sorry things didn't work out between you two. I actually thought that y'all would've been very happy together. With that said, please don't project on to me... Thanks!
 
Texan_Bill said:
I know you miss Flaming Sparrow and I'm sorry things didn't work out between you two. I actually thought that y'all would've been very happy together. With that said, please don't project on to me... Thanks!
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Those accusations are borderline slanderous !! :aggressive:
 
That Asshat was me and I did not have a phone and was late due to mitigating circumstances but did actually call to come and get you which I think it was end of first quarter (when I arrived). Anywho it was your reluctance to answer that left you at home. Sometimes the bus is late but do we not go to school because of it I think not.
Kat told me that you were not coming so maybe she should have called but dude, I do what I can do and if that is not good enough then Drive, You Know I would give you a ride home.
 
Joe Texan said:
That Asshat was me and I did not have a phone and was late due to mitigating circumstances but did actually call to come and get you which I think it was end of first quarter (when I arrived). Anywho it was your reluctance to answer that left you at home. Sometimes the bus is late but do we not go to school because of it I think not.
Kat told me that you were not coming so maybe she should have called but dude, I do what I can do and if that is not good enough then Drive, You Know I would give you a ride home.
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I actually thought about that, but it would be tough getting my truck Monday morning.
 
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