Texans VS Bengals - Gameday Thread

[brakos82]

Maybe our offense will be on the field for once?

 

[rollinstone18]

"A loose groin is a happy groin."

Cinci's radio announcers = gold.

 

[brakos82]

Time for JJ to line up #2, make my dream come true!!!

You said punts, not kickoffs...
...And do you have Mark Vandemeer talking to you durign your dreams about the Texans?

 

[mancunian]

be glad to see them on the field, or rather hear as I have the radio commentary

 

[Jottoz]

Hopefully JJ won't score so I can see Slaton slash up there defense

 

[False Start]

? Why does this defense suck

What is, having Richard Smith as your Defensive coordinator Alex.

 

[brakos82]

What is, having Richard Smith as your Defensive coordinator Alex.

That is correct, pick a category.

 

[Jottoz]

Good burst into the hole JJ, Looks Like the Jacoby of old

 

[False Start]

That is correct, pick a category.

You got it.

 

[Malloy]

You said punts, not kickoffs...
...And do you have Mark Vandemeer talking to you durign your dreams about the Texans?

TOUCHDOWN JACOBY!!!! (Vandemeer style)

You're right, I did dream punts, he's still right on schedule

 

[brakos82]

You got it.

You have to pick a category, sir.

 

[powerfuldragon]

andre johnson again.

 

[CTWade]

Annnnnddddreeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[mancunian]

first offensive snap and a false start

 

[Malloy]

Whammo, that's how we do it, great playfake, throw and catch from #80!

 

[Runner]

I'm glad Dre's feet weren't on the ground when he got hit.

 

[Jottoz]

Time to have our way!

 

[brakos82]

TOUCHDOWN JACOBY!!!! (Vandemeer style)

You're right, I did dream punts, he's still right on schedule

I always end up having him talking to me about completely random things... one time I'm driving down I-10 one time heading to San Antonio and we're having a conversation about road trips... kinda wierd...

 

[brakos82]

Schwab is pass-happy... and so are we.

 

[Jottoz]

Hey, there's helmet loss #1

 

[Malloy]

lol what is this: We dont need no stinkin' running game!

 

[Malloy]

I always end up having him talking to me about completely random things... one time I'm driving down I-10 one time heading to San Antonio and we're having a conversation about road trips... kinda wierd...

In that situation I would suggest that you pull over and take a nap

 

[powerfuldragon]

3rd & 3 nothing doing. lost yards...

 

[Jottoz]

Who didn't tell Odom he's not a TITAN anymore?

 

[False Start]

WTF?

 

[brakos82]

In that situation I would suggest that you pull over and take a nap

Then he'll yell at me... tried that already...

 

[powerfuldragon]

here's the punt. c'mon turk..

 

[Giant Tiger]

I've got NFL Sunday Ticket & I'm not getting the game Anybody else having the same problem?

 

[brakos82]

Penalty? What's that?

 

[brakos82]

Might as well have just kicked it into the endzone dude.

 

[Jottoz]

2nd Quarter CLE7 JAX 0

 

[Thorn]

why does Slaton lose his helmut every game?

And why can't we make a 1st down against the worst defense in the league?

 

[Errant Hothy]

I'm starting to get the feling that Turk is starting to suck.

 

[powerfuldragon]

I'm starting to get the feling that Turk is starting to suck.

after watching that 24 yard stunner, i'm not shocked you feel that way.

 

[cdollaz]

We have been throwing the ball well so far and so we run the ball 3 straight times, including on third down. Stupid.

 

[IlliniJen]

I'm starting to get the feling that Turk is starting to suck.

Did you miss last week's game?

 

[powerfuldragon]

good stop by dunta.

 

[brakos82]

House-man for 1.

 

[False Start]

You have to pick a category, sir.

Teams that suck for 100.

 

[brakos82]

Benson for seven.

(Hey, that rhymed...)

 

[Jottoz]

Defense! Defense!

 

[brakos82]

Teams that suck for 100.

A player for this team once decided to change his name to a phony spanish number.

 

[BeerTastesLikeVictory]

Defense! Defense!

Where? Where?

 

[Jottoz]

Why is Faggins covering Johnson "AGAIN"

 

[Andrew6]

i'm unable to watch the game but looks like our defense couldn't stop a bad check

 

[HJam72]

Defense! Defense!

What Defense?

 

[brakos82]

Oh ****, they found Faggins... we're screwed...

 

[Errant Hothy]

Fitzpatrick is making us look like ass...AGAIN!

 

[Malloy]

Faggins on 85... accident waiting to happen.

 

[powerfuldragon]

Why is Faggins covering Johnson "AGAIN"

Faggins on 85... accident waiting to happen.

consider it one of our exotic coverages..