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Mike Taylor wil be at Reliant on Sunday

spurstexanstros

spurstexanstros

Texans Rising
Fans....lock up your daughters and hide your wallet and keep an eye on your food. The d-bag duo of Mike Taylor and his round sidekick Jim Bob will be visiting Reliant stadium. One of the season ticket holders gave him a ticket.....but dont get pissed off at him ..the tickets were given before the season. Anyways it is time to give the guy who has made his name out of bashing the Texans and the city of Houston. Show him that Texans fans are true fans and support the team no matter what. Dont worry he and his partners stank will be out by halftime so he can find a bar to watch the felons play. Tailgaters he said he is gonna roll up in the parking lot( I dont know which one) in the radio station's vehicle. It will have the radio logo on it.

give him heck..but dont go cowboy fan on him and be a jackarse( he is gonna wear his cowboy jersey)....wait he said he wants to screw with the tailgaters.....wow I was my hands of this one..... not too smart Taylor.
 
Get some air horns.. If he parks near you and you see him about to pick up his mic, blow the horn so he can't talk....

Otherwise don't go near him or you will legitamize his choch a$$!
 
Someone needs to give him an open invite to the BC.

We'll treat him the way he should be treated.
 
He's bringing a poster with discriminating messages to Texan fans. There should be a bounty for the first fan to rip it to shreads.
 
ooh he is bringing signs too...... I tried to warn him....... oh well he is a cowboy fan maybe I had to speak slower or type in large print.
 
TEXANS84 said:
Someone needs to give him an open invite to the BC.

We'll treat him the way he should be treated.
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If he comes to the Blue Crew tailgate, you may start hearing Dueling Banjos in the background and loud wailing squeals as he does his best Ned Beaty impression. I am certain he won't be walking out on his own without looking like he just got off a horse after riding in from San Antone.
 
Tedc said:
If he comes to the Blue Crew tailgate, you may start hearing Dueling Banjos in the background and loud wailing squeals as he does his best Ned Beaty impression. I am certain he won't be walking out on his own without looking like he just got off a horse after riding in from San Antone.
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I doubt he shows his face at either the Blue, Red or Yellow lots....he'll probaly go pick on the poor little Brown Lotters.
 
Walking around insulting the Texans and their fans in the parking lot where there will be lots of drunk people. Just does not seem like a good idea to me.
 
First I had to go who? I had no idea who this guy is. Second, who cares about San Antonio? Oh wow, they have a river walk. And a little boat that goes in a circle.

They are just mad b/c there city is made famous by getting there ass kicked and our city is named after the guy who won the war.

I don't ever pay Dallas lite any mind.
 
The residents from the Pole #8 area in Orange will be on the lookout for the ******** folks from San Antone.

FILO_Doc said BRING IT ON! :aggressive:

We're about due for something infamous to happen again...
 
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TEXANRED said:
First I had to go who? I had no idea who this guy is. Second, who cares about San Antonio? Oh wow, they have a river walk. And a little boat that goes in a circle.

They are just mad b/c there city is made famous by getting there ass kicked and our city is named after the guy who won the war.

I don't ever pay Dallas lite any mind.
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Please do not lump this douche bag-Fort Worth transfer-Houston Texan hating bastard with all of San Antonio. Some of us still bleed battle red!
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P.S. That river walk is like alcohol.."The cause and solution to all life's problems".
 
BSofA04 said:
Please do not lump this douche bag-Fort Worth transfer-Houston Texan hating bastard with all of San Antonio. Some of us still bleed battle red!
:fans:

P.S. That river walk is like alcohol.."The cause and solution to all life's problems".
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Fort Worth....Dallas' little bastard step-sister.
 
FILO_girl said:
The residents from the Pole #8 area in Orange will be on the lookout for the ******** folks from San Antone.

FILO_Doc said BRING IT ON! :aggressive:

We're about due for something infamous to happen again...
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Hey we are from SA....he is from Dallas renting a house here.... oh I sent him a map so he will be coming to the blue crew.
BSofA04 said:
Please do not lump this douche bag-Fort Worth transfer-Houston Texan hating bastard with all of San Antonio. Some of us still bleed battle red!
:fans:

P.S. That river walk is like alcohol.."The cause and solution to all life's problems".
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Yeah remeber yall like SA..even during basketball season you guys cant stay mad at us and our city. Houston and SA are like that (fingers crossed.)
 
He wasn't seen over by us.... Screw 'em. He's a tool. He had a shitty Sunday and a long drive back to SA (providing he even showed up here to begin with)...
 
Texan_Bill said:
He wasn't seen over by us.... Screw 'em. He's a tool. He had a shitty Sunday and a long drive back to SA (providing he even showed up here to begin with)...
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How sweet it is! His Cowboys lost and our Texans won! Long drive back indeed.:kingkong:
 
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