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touttail said:Herv,
You are doing an excellent job my friend.
Just disagree with you on two things:
1--Petey is just as bad if not worse than PBuch. Petey gets burnt much too often. DBennett ate his lunch twice right in front of us during the Titan game.
2--You gotta pass or they will continue to line up a 8 man front like Seattle did and you can't run nor pass.
I was a defensive lineman for 6 years in school, so I would like to apply for the DLine coaching job!
bobby 119C
This is going to be a rocky regime. I wonder what the over/under will be on Porky bum-rushing me and taking a swing at me?Hervoyel said:Speaking of which I need to check and see about something. Porky? You ready to be my defense coordinator? c'mon man, I need your help here and I need Vinny to coach the offense. You guys get back to me as soon as you can. Otherwise I'm going to look real stupid on the sideline tomorrow by myself.
Vinny said:This is going to be a rocky regime. I wonder what the over/under will be on Porky bum-rushing me and taking a swing at me?
bigTEXan8 said:Oh wonderful...we'll get to here every game how Carr isn't Peyton Manning, and how everyone is perfect except for Carr. Please...I'd rather stick with Capers and Co.
Hervoyel said:That's an excellent suggestion and I want each and every one of you to know that under the new "Hervoyel" regime the Texans are going to play aggressive on both sides of the ball and I expect no problems whatsoever handling the additional GM duties.
I've got some announcements to make by the way so I'd like to go ahead and do that here during my hiring press conference.
First of all I've spoken with the GM of the Kansas City Chiefs and they've agreed to take Patrick Buchanon off of our hands so long as we include Travis Johnson in the deal. In return we're getting Derrick Johnson and a 3rd in next years draft.
We're starting Jerry DeLoach the rest of the season at TJ's spot and "Petey" Faggins is going to start for us the rest of the year on P-Burnts side. We'll address his eventual replacement in free agency.
DJ plugs right into Kailee Wongs spot on the inside. Yes I expect him to have some growing pains changing teams in the middle of the season. No I don't think anything he does can look bad when held up against what our linebackers have been giving us.
David Carr's my quarterback so everyone talking about drafting Leinart can settle down. We're going to draft a LT in the first next year. In the meantime this team is going to have a very limited passing game. I know it's going to be no fun to watch but the previous regime left me no choice. We can't protect him and he has no idea what a reasonable amount of time to hold the ball is. We're going to have to address this during the mini camps and training camp. Until then he's not going to be throwing anything longer than about twenty yards and he won't be dropping back more than three steps.
There will be more information on Monday morning after we get beat by the Colts. Yes I said we're going to get beaten by the Colts. That shouldn't come as any surprise to you people. Who in their right mind could possible expect a win against the only undefeated team in the NFL on the day after the owner hands over the team to a fan? I don't even have my coaching staff in place yet!
Speaking of which I need to check and see about something. Porky? You ready to be my defense coordinator? c'mon man, I need your help here and I need Vinny to coach the offense. You guys get back to me as soon as you can. Otherwise I'm going to look real stupid on the sideline tomorrow by myself.
Ouch.bigTEXan8 said:Oh wonderful...we'll get to here every game how Carr isn't Peyton Manning, and how everyone is perfect except for Carr. Please...I'd rather stick with Capers and Co.
WOW I knew I was funny but I didnt know I was that funny. I am honored I feel like I just won abigTEXan8 said:Ha...that's almost as funny as our current coach.
touttail said:Herv,
You are doing an excellent job my friend.
Just disagree with you on two things:
1--Petey is just as bad if not worse than PBuch. Petey gets burnt much too often. DBennett ate his lunch twice right in front of us during the Titan game.
2--You gotta pass or they will continue to line up a 8 man front like Seattle did and you can't run nor pass.
I was a defensive lineman for 6 years in school, so I would like to apply for the DLine coaching job!
bobby 119C
awtysst said:Can I be the defensive coordinator?
Just dont make me the oline coach.Hervoyel said:I'm sorry I already offered the job to Porky. I mean, I'm not sorry I did it just that I'm sorry but the position is filled. Possibly he's looking for someone to coach the linebackers so you might want to send him a resume.
Bubbajwp said:Just dont make me the oline coach.