Silver Oak
All Pro

Five Fast Facts About The Texans:
- On the Simpsons, Fat Tonys last name is DeMico. Close enough to DeMeco Ryans given name to lead me to believe his mom is a fan. Maybe we can be friends.
- Kevin Walter wishes he was only confused with Kevin Curtis because they share a first name.
- The best quarterback in franchise history is Matt Schaub. Im not even a Texans fan and that makes me want to drink.
- Demarcus Faggins nickname is Petey. Petey Faggins sounds like what Peedi Crakk would be known by in the Shire.
- Sure, Mario Williams proved to be a better pick than Reggie Bush, but is he encouraging kids to get out and play at least an hour a day? No? Good. Nothings funnier than a fatass kid.
Vegas Over/Under For 2008: 7.5 Wins
Verdict: OVER
They finished .500 last year and nothing leads me to believe they wont improve if they get a full season out of Andre Johnson. Other than that, uh you wanna fill me in, Texans fans? Hello? (Taps mouse) Hello?
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