we're in "Kissing Suzy Kolber" today

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  1. Silver Oak

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    Five Fast Facts About The Texans:
    - On the Simpsons, Fat Tony’s last name is DeMico. Close enough to DeMeco Ryans’ given name to lead me to believe his mom is a fan. Maybe we can be friends.
    - Kevin Walter wishes he was only confused with Kevin Curtis because they share a first name.
    - The best quarterback in franchise history is Matt Schaub. I’m not even a Texans fan and that makes me want to drink.
    - Demarcus Faggins’ nickname is “Petey”. Petey Faggins sounds like what Peedi Crakk would be known by in the Shire.
    - Sure, Mario Williams proved to be a better pick than Reggie Bush, but is he encouraging kids to get out and play at least an hour a day? No? Good. Nothing’s funnier than a fatass kid.

    Vegas Over/Under For 2008: 7.5 Wins

    Verdict: OVER

    They finished .500 last year and nothing leads me to believe they won’t improve if they get a full season out of Andre Johnson. Other than that, uh…you wanna fill me in, Texans fans? Hello? (Taps mouse) Hello?

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  2. Mailman

    Mailman Pwned by Hakeem

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    Where's Buzz Bissinger when you need him?
     
  3. Sideline

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    Dude, that made me laugh, never seen this blog before.

    I got a good laugh from this picture too, kind of childish just got me laughing

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  4. texan pride

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    Lol
     
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    I almost missed the gun toting Marvin Harrison at the bottom of the picture.

    Classic.
     

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