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We need a possessed Schaub!

stevn8r

Zombie
Just before winning in OT against the Redskins, Schaub looks up from adjusting a shoe or something and looks like a man possessed!
In honor of Halloween, I would love for possessed Schaub to show up in Indy tonight!
And I would also love to hear the fans in Indy saying BOOOOO!!!
Click the linkage below to watch the transformation into Game winning quarterback guy!
Go Texans!

Possessed


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Post of the day.

REAL TALK EDIT: That's awesome. lol. Totally missed that in the Skins game. Dude literally goes into Beast Mode.
 
Just before winning in OT against the Redskins, Schaub looks up from adjusting a shoe or something and looks like a man possessed!
In honor of Halloween, I would love for possessed Schaub to show up in Indy tonight!
And I would also love to hear the fans in Indy saying BOOOOO!!!
Click the linkage below to watch the transformation into Game winning quarterback guy!
Go Texans!

Possessed


texans1-1.jpg

There are powerful invisible beams shooting from his eyes, untying shoes and inverting cups.
 
No Photoshop there, Pal. That was on the National Television. I saw it with my own big eyes :turtle:

I know it was not photoshopped...I posted it! I was talking about the invisible beams coming out posted by Beer and Metal...
 
What we need is a gif that shows Schaub in that picture firing lasers out of his eyes which blow up Peyton Manning (or Vince Young).
 
That was not photoshopped.

Has Scaub ever explained that look? When I saw it, I was tore up from the floor up at the bar watching the game. I saw it briefly, then thought I was seeing things.

Maybe was trying to get something out of his eyes, or had a headache and was trying to shake it off or something.
 
If he plays like he did the last game, I'll be happy with it.

Not one, but two Dan Marino-like scrambles in the Red Zone that end up being TDs? Yeah, he's made it in my book.

But will the day ever come when you dumbshits quit spelling his name wrong? That's probably a little bit too much to ask?
 
Kubiak: Hey, Matt. I know the first game we were able to whup the colts by running on them all day, therefore limiting Maaning's time with the ball. Also, that we have a better run blocking O-line than pass blocking. Also, I know we have one of the top RB's in the NFL today along with a quality beefy backup and that the Colts suck at run defense, but Mathis and Freeny can pretty much sandwhich a passing game......

But let's change that philosophy for the next game vs. the Colts - wouldn't that just BLOW their mind?!?!?!




Matt:

 
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