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Things I think after having had a drink

GP

GP

Go Texans!
1. Screw David Gibbs and the familial pony he rode in on.

2. Someone just ran around right tackle and scored on us, again, from somewhere around midfield.

3. Mario and Andre Johnson should sue the Texans for false imprisonment

4. Bob McNair made a bad long-term investment. He should sell NOW.

5. Frank Bush. Frank Freaking Bush.

6. Hopes and dreams and lollipops and wishes are CRAP.

7. Podium tapping is no longer en vogue.

8. Dunta should have been made to play WITHOUT shoes.

9. Fred Bennett is related to a chicken running around with its head cut off

10. %$#@!

(What, you expected to see this thread on Sunday afternoon? Cheer up. It's only a few days away)
 
GP said:
1. Screw David Gibbs and the familial pony he rode in on.

2. Someone just ran around right tackle and scored on us, again, from somewhere around midfield.

3. Mario and Andre Johnson should sue the Texans for false imprisonment

4. Bob McNair made a bad long-term investment. He should sell NOW.

5. Frank Bush. Frank Freaking Bush.

6. Hopes and dreams and lollipops and wishes are CRAP.

7. Podium tapping is no longer en vogue.

8. Dunta should have been made to play WITHOUT shoes.

9. Fred Bennett is related to a chicken running around with its head cut off

10. %$#@!

(What, you expected to see this thread on Sunday afternoon? Cheer up. It's only a few days away)
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Hey GP, what the hell???



Where is the new photoshop joke picture of the week?? :)
 
GP said:
1. Screw David Gibbs and the familial pony he rode in on.

2. Someone just ran around right tackle and scored on us, again, from somewhere around midfield.

3. Mario and Andre Johnson should sue the Texans for false imprisonment

4. Bob McNair made a bad long-term investment. He should sell NOW.

5. Frank Bush. Frank Freaking Bush.

6. Hopes and dreams and lollipops and wishes are CRAP.

7. Podium tapping is no longer en vogue.

8. Dunta should have been made to play WITHOUT shoes.

9. Fred Bennett is related to a chicken running around with its head cut off

10. %$#@!

(What, you expected to see this thread on Sunday afternoon? Cheer up. It's only a few days away)
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4) McNair knew if he built it, they would come.

6) Go with moonbeams and fairytails?

8-10) Yes.

:turtle:
 
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The Circle will be complete when Kubiak finally says the magic words
"we didn't execute"

I have been sober since all this stuff and.....I think I either need blood pressure medicine now or go back to drinking on sundays
 
GP said:
1. Screw David Gibbs and the familial pony he rode in on.

2. Someone just ran around right tackle and scored on us, again, from somewhere around midfield.

3. Mario and Andre Johnson should sue the Texans for false imprisonment

4. Bob McNair made a bad long-term investment. He should sell NOW.

5. Frank Bush. Frank Freaking Bush.

6. Hopes and dreams and lollipops and wishes are CRAP.

7. Podium tapping is no longer en vogue.

8. Dunta should have been made to play WITHOUT shoes.

9. Fred Bennett is related to a chicken running around with its head cut off

10. %$#@!

(What, you expected to see this thread on Sunday afternoon? Cheer up. It's only a few days away)
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It took you til Tuesday to start drinking?!?
 
ChrisG said:
no he just recently got sober enough to find his keyboard
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I found my keyboard. But I couldn't tackle it. It ran untouched all the way to the end zone.

Keyboards are very tricky these days. You have to scheme for them or you will get suckered into its tricky ways.

It's OK, though. There's always next time. This one's on me. I take full responsibility for how we prepare for keyboards.
 
Eeryone calm down. I had a vision, from here on out our Defense will tighten up and we will finish the season in impressive winning style. I guess it just depends on WHAT you're drinking.
 
GP said:
I found my keyboard. But I couldn't tackle it. It ran untouched all the way to the end zone.

Keyboards are very tricky these days. You have to scheme for them or you will get suckered into its tricky ways.

It's OK, though. There's always next time. This one's on me. I take full responsibility for how we prepare for keyboards.
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Maybe you are being too aggressive with your overpursuit...
 
Whoooo-weeeee! I'm Johnny McLain!

We got some gewd stuff for you numbskulls tonite.

We're gonna' talk about my induction into football writer's hall of fame.

And we're gonna' ask Coach Kubiak what his fave'rit place to eat after a loss is.

And then I'm gonna' drink a bottle of bleach and top it off with some ball bearings!

I'm Johnny McLain!
 
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