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i havent seen it yet ... are we talking a sweet mullet or he just needs a haircut?
Don't care if he sports a mullet or a mohawk, just continue to perform the way he has been...
BTW he said he will cut it off after the preseason to look "more professional".
BTW he said he will cut it off after the preseason to look "more professional".
“I’m going to leave that up to the fans and the players. Originally, I thought I was going to cut it and become a little more professional after preseason, but I’ve gotten a lot of requests to keep it. So, I might have to keep it.”
I think the lightning bolt mullet will be the new "in" hairstyle before the season is over after Anderson blows up. This fanbase can use the lightning mullet as a rallying point, much like the Yankees Giambi mustache all star campaign.
Imagine how great our homefield advantage would be if there was a sold out Reliant Stadium on MNF Battle Red Day...every fan in the stadium rocking lightning mullet wigs
I think the lightning bolt mullet will be the new "in" hairstyle before the season is over after Anderson blows up. This fanbase can use the lightning mullet as a rallying point, much like the Yankees Giambi mustache all star campaign.
Imagine how great our homefield advantage would be if there was a sold out Reliant Stadium on MNF Battle Red Day...every fan in the stadium rocking lightning mullet wigs
the mullet's been trying to make a comeback since it went away. it's like the herpes of hairstyles.The mullet was making a comeback a few months ago. Then again...so is Billy Ray Cyrus.
While true, the Abercrombie crowd was sporting mullets and rat tails for a while.the mullet's been trying to make a comeback since it went away. it's like the herpes of hairstyles.
It would have to be the Titans, we'd confuse them into thinking they're at home and they'll run the opposite way and score a safety.I could just see it now:
Mullet Night at Reliant Stadium. First 5,000 fans get a free mullet wig.
And then it ends up being similar to Battle Red Day and we go on this major streak beating the Colts on that day.
i had a rat tail a while back. people thought i was some nerd jedi wannabe.While true, the Abercrombie crowd was sporting mullets and rat tails for a while.
Anderson has been doing a good job on the field with his mullet so far. Perhaps its good luck, or it makes him more aerodynamic or something, but it wouldnt make sense to cut it at this point. I voted for the mullet.
having recently sported a mullet, i can assure you that david anderson sees no aerodynamic benefits from his lettuce. however, the party in the back portion of the mullet acts to stabilize the wearer at high speeds just like a cheetah's tail.
If David Anderson catches more than 3 touchdowns this season, I pledge to get a mohawk.It was originally a mohawk at OTAs. I liked the mohawk better. He still had the lightning bolt too.
I could just see it now:
Mullet Night at Reliant Stadium. First 5,000 fans get a free mullet wig.
And then it ends up being similar to Battle Red Day and we go on this major streak beating the Colts on that day.
Can I swap mine for a Dunta Robinson dredlock wig? A Black man with a blonde mullet would NOT be a pretty sight.
Señor Stan;977444 said:If Anderson keeps rockin' that sweet mullet he won't even need a Passport for the road trip to Tennesee!
Count me out. I'll wear my red Mario jersey, thank you.
Mullets just scream rural Tennessee waaaay to much for my tastes. But don't mind me; you do what you like
Maybe hes like Sampson, and the mullet gives him his power/football abilities.
Some people will put their blue balls on the line for the playoffs and you want even rock a lightning mullet wig?!?!?! What kind of Texans fan are you!!!
Look, I said I wear the Rostafarian dreds!! You can even dye 'em Battle Red...
In fact, that's probably more appropriate.
hmmm..... Battle Red Dreds
By Jove, I like the sound of that!!
Look, I said I wear the Rostafarian dreds!! You can even dye 'em Battle Red...
In fact, that's probably more appropriate.
hmmm..... Battle Red Dreds
By Jove, I like the sound of that!!
Why oh Why did i vote yes, we need to stop this now. lol.
don't blame me; I tried to offer an alternative...