FuzzyLogic
Mathematically Possible
Doesn't want to play in cold weather
Won't play if the Dome is one degree warmer than 79 degrees
Only wants blue Skittles in his lockers gold candy dish
Everyone in the stadium must sniff their own finger (and he does mean everyone) if he does anything cheer-worthy on the field
Oh yeah wants to pick his coach and GM
Really ready for him and his drama to move on...