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This could easily all fall apart, with Beck as the starting QB in Week 12 throwing to No. 1 wideout Kevin Walter.
At some point this season, all the Dep hair gel Kubiak borrowed from Nick Saban will leach into his brain and cause him to challenge a three-yard completion in the third quarter. It WILL happen.
The Texans can probably still win this division playing T.J. Yates at QB and a pair Roombas blocking on the right side of the line.
While I can deal with negative ideas (and I did see the Hater Warning) that was an utter waste of journalistic space. Holy Crap McLame is starting to look like an award winning author compare to that garbage.
Why do the Texans suck in 2012? That's just it, they don't, FOR ONCE IN THIS TEAM'S MISERABLE MEAGRE EXISTENCE. THE SECONDARY, LACK OF WIDE RECEIVER DEPTH, AND O-LINE CHURN ARE THE ONLY REAL FLAWS, AND AT LEAST TWENTY OTHER TEAMS IN THE LEAGUE WOULD KILL THEIR MOTHER'S YAPPY LITTLE ****-EYED DOGS FOR THAT. THEY'RE GOOD, GODDAMNIT, AND NO ONE IN THE WORLD OUTSIDE OF HARRIS COUNTY, TEXAS GIVES A FLYING RAT'S ASS ****. MATT SCHAUB COULD THROW FOR 60,000 YARDS, BRIAN CUSHING COULD SNAP PEYTON MANNING'S BIRDY LITTLE NECK WHILE SHOTGUNNING A CAN OF 'ROIDS, AND ARIAN FOSTER COULD WRITE "THE BGHAVAD GITA V. 2.0 - ELECTRIC GODDAMN BOOGALOO" WHILE SCORING 18 TDs A WEEK AND MAYBE THEN WE'D RATE A COLUMN INCH OR THREE.
That, good sir, is what sucks about the Houston Texans in 2012.
We had absolutely no Cardinals fans write in for this one because there are no Cardinals fans. Only people who go to their stadium for air conditioning.
First off he is right on one account, behind AJ we don't have a #1 "that we know of". The FO should of brought in someone, there were better optons than bryant johnson.
Secondly this moron is obviously a cowboys fan and rambles on about stuff he obviously did no research on. And I love it how luck will rule the division for the next 15 years, the boy hasn't even taken a NFL snap yet haha.
Better yet I think this is a colts fan who is mad because their rein of power in the south is over, 10 plus years and only 1 superbowl win. That my friends is failure.
If that is a failure, then what is 10 plus years and only 1 playoff win?
Well we didn't have the 3rd best QB ever.
Interesting that the supposed "fan comments" were the exact same writing style as his...lol
What else do you expect from a Cowboys fan writing about the Texans?
Can someone copy an paste instead of giving them hits, I refuse to click.
Nah, he's a Viking fan. He writes for the Cowboys site because they paid him. If you paid me enough, I would write about the Cowboys but Cowboy fans would likely not like it. Some of Drew's writing about the Cowboys is very funny.
Yeah, they are doing this for all the teams. This is actually a fairly nice (though not terribly accurate) one.
Can someone copy an paste instead of giving them hits, I refuse to click.
Nah, he's a Viking fan.
lol2. The goddamn 1998-99 NFC title game. I'm a Vikings fan, and so I am biased. That said, **** YOU O.J. SANTIAGO GAHHHHHHHH I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU FOREVER AND EVER. No one wanted you people in the Super Bowl that year! NO ONE DENIES THIS! You ruined everything! You and Chris Chandler and Jamal Anderson and Dan Reeves's decayed left ventricle... YOU ARE THE ENEMIES OF HISTORY. You robbed Cris Carter of his one shot at a title! You robbed Randall Cunningham of his greatest triumph! YOU STOLE MY INNOCENCE! If I could go back in time, I'd make sure Gary Anderson made that kick. I wouldn't even kill Hitler first. I'd let Hitler LIVE, just because I'm so bitter and selfish and despise you so very, very much.
Deadspin is fill with pompous, self-righteous, liberal *********s.
Idiots. Only worth following them for quick GIFs and videos.
But really, the use of "hater" and all its' derivatives has GOT to stop in our society.