David Boston Couldn't Use the Twinkie Defense......

[CloakNNNdagger]

.......so he used the Concussion Defense. With all the criminal and civil problems that NFL players get into both during and after their careers are over, expect their call for leniency to become commonplace.

David Boston gets six months in jail, concussions cited at sentencing
Posted by Michael David Smith on December 7, 2012, 10:48 PM EST


Former NFL wide receiver David Boston was sentenced to six months in prison today for punching a woman last year, but the sentence could have been much more severe, as prosecutors were seeking to put Boston behind bars for four years.

So why did the judge give Boston a more lenient sentence? In part, because Boston blamed concussions suffered in football for his actions off the field, and the judge found Boston’s claims convincing.

 

[sakebomb]

.......so he used the Concussion Defense. With all the criminal and civil problems that NFL players get into both during and after their careers are over, expect their call for leniency to become commonplace.

I thought he was going to blame it on the 'roids.

 

[alphajoker]

I went to Humble High with that dude...he was a tool then and apparently still is today.

 

[gg no re]

he should've used his nipple piercing defense

 

[chicagotexan2]

he should've used his nipple piercing defense

I thought the same thing. Some men don't like when hos be havin betta nip priercins than dem. I Knoz I duznt

 

[Malloy]

Chewbacca defence, only thing that'll ever work...

 

[Texecutioner]

I went to Humble High with that dude...he was a tool then and apparently still is today.

I knew a chick that did as well. She basically said the exact same thing.