http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6915756 With none of the conference's heavyweights seeming that prepared to step aside, finding an upgrade over here is really tricky. That explains why I'm taking a big, blind swing and going with the (drum roll) Houston Texans. Now that you've finished laughing (well, most of you), let's count the ways these Texans have a puncher's chance. I can think of, oh, two. Now that David Carr is standing upright in Charlotte, the Texans are ready to roll with new quarterback Matt Schaub. OK, so Schaub has limited starting experience, but at least he'll be allowed to hand off to Ahman Green and pitch the ball to Andre Johnson. More good news: the offensive line may not be the worst in the league (hey, I said this was a big swing). Stars of an improving defense are linebacker DeMeco Ryans, cornerback Dunta Robinson and (maybe) the aforementioned defensive end Williams. First-round pick Amobi Okoye could be a beast at tackle once he reaches legal drinking age. Texans fans also point out that their team swept Jacksonville and scored a victory over Indianapolis last season. Are you convinced? I don't blame you.