jaayteetx
All Pro
I know somebody has used one of these at Reliant, pretty sweet...
http://www.coolerfun.com/Beer_Belly.php
http://www.coolerfun.com/Beer_Belly.php
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TexanSam
Hall of Fame
I think it was Rick Reilly or someone from SI who wrote an article a while back about a device that you attach to your...ummm...wanker that lets you pee without having to get up and go to a bathroom. Apparently it's really hard to get off though. I can't find a link to the article. It was funny though.
I remember that. They had one for men and women. They tried out at a Lakers game but they said it felt very strange sitting there and urinating in front of 18,000 people.
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
This:
The whizzanator is for trying to cheat on a urine test.*****************************
The beer belly thing is cool. I gotta have one before this season.
Man, that is funny!
TexansLucky13
53d Signal Batt
Why not? It was all the rage back in 800 BC.
TexansLucky13
53d Signal Batt
somebody should make a beer bra......it'll just look like u have double D's
Wouldn't it be kindof weird to see someone drinking from a tube that comes out of the bra? Just a thought.
somebody should make a beer bra......it'll just look like u have double D's
As long as the liquid was evenly dispensed. Otherwise, you'd end up with a single D at some point in the game.
Drew_Smoke
@Drew_Smoke
If you wore one of those beer bellies you'd be shot as soon as one of those boys searching you yelled,
"Suicide Bomber!"
"Suicide Bomber!"
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
somebody should make a beer bra......it'll just look like u have double D's
Definitely motor-boating opportunities there...
TxDavid
Veteran
It's called the "Sneaky Leaker". It was invented by 2 guys for use at Mardi Gras on Bourbon Street (literally on Bourbon Street)...
BullPenPhotos
Moderator
somebody should make a beer bra......it'll just look like u have double D's
Ask and you shall recieve "Wine Rack"
Khari
Administrator
GlassHalfFull
Hall of Fame
Now I know what to ask for for Mother's Day.
If you drink red wine, you don't have to worry about the chill factor Bill mentioned with the beer bladder. 
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
I will take two. One for now and one for back-up.
I went to a Halloween party many years ago, and the host was dressed as a flasher. He was using one of these things for one of his specialty drinks, and it was pretty nasty (especially because this drink - which shall remain nameless - was too close to looking like something else).
The really heebie-jeebie part was when his 21 yo daughter wanted a shot, so a buch of people started taking 'blackmail' pictures.
Being a little too freaky for me, I grabbed my sheep-lover costume and left immediately.
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
Thanks DB!!!! 
Speedy
Former Yeller Dweller
That's what I was thinking. Of course with the way they barely touch you, I guess it wouldn't matter.
I saw something like this before but it was something you wore in your pants, wrapped it around your leg or it was like a cushion you sat on or something, I can't remember.
Tedc
Hardheaded
Tedc
Hardheaded
Hey, at least the sheep was a female!
I didn't hear you say ewe.
Speaking of...http://www.muttonbone.com/
So you say.......
Didn't have much choice after you took off with all the male sheep in that Little Bo Peep outfit you often wear.
Now that is funny! I'll have to buy you one for our next visit to the Blue Crew.
Dread-Head
Hall of Fame
Wouldn't it be kindof weird to see someone drinking from a tube that comes out of the bra? Just a thought.
...there are so many "jug"/"milk bag"/"drinking from the tap" jokes that I can insert here that I'm not going to simply because it would be entirely too easy.
Tedc
Hardheaded
As some have nicely skirted around the issue above, as long as that straw isn't coming out of a zipper.
nflnutswife
Veteran
ewe. . . .