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  1. jaayteetx

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    I could never tell on Bullpen Andy.
     
  3. Hagar

    Hagar Drink up yall, its the Texans!

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    Look at those handsome fellows using a Beer Belly. I just have to think that ain’t no skinny dudes gonna be usin that thing.
     
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    Man that would have to be cold against your belly unless you like warm beer.
     
  5. gwallaia

    gwallaia Moderator Staff Member

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    What a Great Idea!
     
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    man why couldn't i have invented that
     
  7. TexanSam

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    I think it was Rick Reilly or someone from SI who wrote an article a while back about a device that you attach to your...ummm...wanker that lets you pee without having to get up and go to a bathroom. Apparently it's really hard to get off though. I can't find a link to the article. It was funny though.
     
  8. gwallaia

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    I remember that. They had one for men and women. They tried out at a Lakers game but they said it felt very strange sitting there and urinating in front of 18,000 people.
     


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    :jk: The whizzanator is for trying to cheat on a urine test.

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    The beer belly thing is cool. I gotta have one before this season.
     
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    Man, that is funny!
     
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    I dunno.......I don't like the idea of drinking from a "bladder".
     
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    TexansLucky13 53d Signal Batt

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    Why not? It was all the rage back in 800 BC.
     
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    somebody should make a beer bra......it'll just look like u have double D's :thinking:
     
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    Wouldn't it be kindof weird to see someone drinking from a tube that comes out of the bra? Just a thought.

    :tease:
     
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    As long as the liquid was evenly dispensed. Otherwise, you'd end up with a single D at some point in the game.
     
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    your boobs would just keep shrinking :thisbig:
     
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    If you wore one of those beer bellies you'd be shot as soon as one of those boys searching you yelled,

    "Suicide Bomber!"
     
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    :thinking: Definitely motor-boating opportunities there...
     
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    It's called the "Sneaky Leaker". It was invented by 2 guys for use at Mardi Gras on Bourbon Street (literally on Bourbon Street)...
     
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    Ask and you shall recieve "Wine Rack"
     

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