Death to Google Ads! Texans Talk Tip Jar! 🍺😎👍
Thanks for your support!

Texans Poem.

TexansTrueFan

TexansTrueFan

All Pro
Texans....


The feeling of football,,,,Texans in the air

Whatever else is happening around me,,,,I dont care

Its the feeling you get,,,,Right before the game

Knowing this one will be different,,,,The season not in vain

Carr under center,,,,sure not the prettiest site to see

But we'll support him as long he's here,,,,even though he dont seem that good to me

Johnnson catching a pass,,,,40 yards down the field

Davis running the ball,,,,like he's protected by a shield

D-Rob covering recievers,,,,intercepting a ball

Fans all boowing,,,,at the refrees call

Its what we live for,,,,The sounds and the thrill

Like drugs are to junkies,,,,Footballs our pill

Even though they often lose,,,,And dissapoint us alot

We'll still love them,,,,Whether they Win or Not

Cause Their day will come,,,,And they'll be on top

This here raging bulls,,,,Gonna be pretty hard to stop.



By TexansTrueFan
 
awwwww man. This is going to be cool.

Tax-ens' haiku time!!!

I have been working on this poem for 6 years.

An ATM in autumn
a balance of zero
Bulldogs are my hero

what do you think?
 
Another great draft.....the texans will be great.
Not even ESPN.....could show us any hate.

Whenever we play peyton.....his legs become weako.
Because all he sees coming at him.....is Mario and DeMeco!

Thats my 1 minute poem.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Blu
TwinSisters said:
awwwww man. This is going to be cool.

Tax-ens' haiku time!!!

I have been working on this poem for 6 years.

An ATM in autumn
a balance of zero
Bulldogs are my hero

what do you think?
Click to expand...
*cough* 5,7,5... not 7,5,7. *cough*:hides:

Part of the beauty of a Haiku is it's ability to capture a moment.

Here's a 15 second Texans Haiku...capturing an (in)famous moment.

Carr is on the ground,
The ball is rolling away,
Which team will get it?

See, I've captured a moment in time.

Here's one slightly more upbeat.

The beers are open,
The Tailgate is a rockin',
Time to watch football!


LMFAO at drunk Haiku.
 
Yes sir, you are correct.

and thank you for raising the bar.

I think I will go take a walk in the park for lunch and reflect upon your challenge.
 
Nice poem, TexansTrueFan.

And I was well absorbed into it until you hit the fantasy part: "Johnnson catching a pass,,,,40 yards down the field" :shades:
 
Why of all teams did it happen to us
Pass on all that talent for a complete draft bust
Could've had Vince, Reggie, or Matt
Now we're thinking about Plummer as our next quarterback (noooooo!!!)
Thanks a lot Bob, Casserly, and Kubes
For putting me in an a constant disasturous mood
Bad luck??? hell yeah this cities got it
Oh how can one organization be so dumb and idiotic
You had a chance to get Jordan in cleets
Now all my Sundays are so boring and bleek
Another year wasted....and for what?
I told you'll last season that Carr DOES suck
But nobody listened to the dreams phrophetic words
Now we're stuck with this pathetic terd
So here's to another season of getting our ***** kicked
Hoping this year that we make the right draft pick

*dream takes a bow*
 
A Limerick

there once was a quarterback from fresno
who's 100+ sacks made him go oh no
and when he drops back
his fear of the sack
leads to passes that make fans scream hell no!

A Haiku

footballs floating high
inadequate protection
carr loses again


Gaffney and Miller
found new homes in the playoffs
why never with us?
 
So you think our Super Mario is a bust
Come on explain your reasons if you must
He'll be great, as good as reggie white
And even though we dont have Vince, Reggie or Matt we'll be alright
And Carr does suck, But unfortunatley your not the GM
Otherwise you coulda, cost us alot of cap money, and traded him
And sure we got our asses kicked, a time our two
And i'm sorry if the losses really depressed you
So heres the facts, like it or not
But mario williams as our first draft pick is what we got
Carr stunk, and he still May
But we'll have a good quarter back SOME day
Our defense blew at the begining of the year
But towars the end,they were a unit some came to fear
I may be crazy, Our a little insane
But It wasnt so bad, didnt we beat the colts in that one game :).
 
swtbound07 said:
A Limerick

there once was a quarterback from fresno
who's 100+ sacks made him go oh no
and when he drops back
his fear of the sack
leads to passes that make fans scream hell no!

A Haiku

footballs floating high
inadequate protection
carr loses again


Gaffney and Miller
found new homes in the playoffs
why never with us?
Click to expand...

So true on that one!

Houston gets team 2002
Houston gets number one pick
He just takes paychecks
 
TexansTrueFan said:
So you think our Super Mario is a bust
Come on explain your reasons if you must
He'll be great, as good as reggie white
And even though we dont have Vince, Reggie or Matt we'll be alright
And Carr does suck, But unfortunatley your not the GM
Otherwise you coulda, cost us alot of cap money, and traded him
And sure we got our asses kicked, a time our two
And i'm sorry if the losses really depressed you
So heres the facts, like it or not
But mario williams as our first draft pick is what we got
Carr stunk, and he still May
But we'll have a good quarter back SOME day
Our defense blew at the begining of the year
But towars the end,they were a unit some came to fear
I may be crazy, Our a little insane
But It wasnt so bad, didnt we beat the colts in that one game :).
Click to expand...


good one! :rofl:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top