Texans Poem.

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  1. TexansTrueFan

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    Texans....


    The feeling of football,,,,Texans in the air

    Whatever else is happening around me,,,,I dont care

    Its the feeling you get,,,,Right before the game

    Knowing this one will be different,,,,The season not in vain

    Carr under center,,,,sure not the prettiest site to see

    But we'll support him as long he's here,,,,even though he dont seem that good to me

    Johnnson catching a pass,,,,40 yards down the field

    Davis running the ball,,,,like he's protected by a shield

    D-Rob covering recievers,,,,intercepting a ball

    Fans all boowing,,,,at the refrees call

    Its what we live for,,,,The sounds and the thrill

    Like drugs are to junkies,,,,Footballs our pill

    Even though they often lose,,,,And dissapoint us alot

    We'll still love them,,,,Whether they Win or Not

    Cause Their day will come,,,,And they'll be on top

    This here raging bulls,,,,Gonna be pretty hard to stop.



    By TexansTrueFan
     
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    awwwww man. This is going to be cool.

    Tax-ens' haiku time!!!

    I have been working on this poem for 6 years.

    An ATM in autumn
    a balance of zero
    Bulldogs are my hero

    what do you think?
     
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  3. TexansTrueFan

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    Yeah something that great had to took years of work, pretty deep stuff HAHA.
     
  4. Ole Miss Texan

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    Another great draft.....the texans will be great.
    Not even ESPN.....could show us any hate.

    Whenever we play peyton.....his legs become weako.
    Because all he sees coming at him.....is Mario and DeMeco!

    Thats my 1 minute poem.
     
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    Thanks. Norther Winslow is my mentor.
     
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    *cough* 5,7,5... not 7,5,7. *cough*:hides:

    Part of the beauty of a Haiku is it's ability to capture a moment.

    Here's a 15 second Texans Haiku...capturing an (in)famous moment.

    Carr is on the ground,
    The ball is rolling away,
    Which team will get it?

    See, I've captured a moment in time.

    Here's one slightly more upbeat.

    The beers are open,
    The Tailgate is a rockin',
    Time to watch football!


    LMFAO at drunk Haiku.
     
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    Yes sir, you are correct.

    and thank you for raising the bar.

    I think I will go take a walk in the park for lunch and reflect upon your challenge.
     
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    Nice poem, TexansTrueFan.

    And I was well absorbed into it until you hit the fantasy part: "Johnnson catching a pass,,,,40 yards down the field" :shades:
     


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    I just spewed beer all over my keyboard. Thanks for the laugh. :ok:
     
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    Why of all teams did it happen to us
    Pass on all that talent for a complete draft bust
    Could've had Vince, Reggie, or Matt
    Now we're thinking about Plummer as our next quarterback (noooooo!!!)
    Thanks a lot Bob, Casserly, and Kubes
    For putting me in an a constant disasturous mood
    Bad luck??? hell yeah this cities got it
    Oh how can one organization be so dumb and idiotic
    You had a chance to get Jordan in cleets
    Now all my Sundays are so boring and bleek
    Another year wasted....and for what?
    I told you'll last season that Carr DOES suck
    But nobody listened to the dreams phrophetic words
    Now we're stuck with this pathetic terd
    So here's to another season of getting our ***** kicked
    Hoping this year that we make the right draft pick

    *dream takes a bow*
     
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    Isn't it like 2:00 there on a wednesday afternoon?....you must be in college too...cheers.
     
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    A Limerick

    there once was a quarterback from fresno
    who's 100+ sacks made him go oh no
    and when he drops back
    his fear of the sack
    leads to passes that make fans scream hell no!

    A Haiku

    footballs floating high
    inadequate protection
    carr loses again


    Gaffney and Miller
    found new homes in the playoffs
    why never with us?
     
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    Haha, I wish. Just a drunk. I'd be an alcoholic, but I don't go to meetings. :drunk:
     
  14. TexansTrueFan

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    So you think our Super Mario is a bust
    Come on explain your reasons if you must
    He'll be great, as good as reggie white
    And even though we dont have Vince, Reggie or Matt we'll be alright
    And Carr does suck, But unfortunatley your not the GM
    Otherwise you coulda, cost us alot of cap money, and traded him
    And sure we got our asses kicked, a time our two
    And i'm sorry if the losses really depressed you
    So heres the facts, like it or not
    But mario williams as our first draft pick is what we got
    Carr stunk, and he still May
    But we'll have a good quarter back SOME day
    Our defense blew at the begining of the year
    But towars the end,they were a unit some came to fear
    I may be crazy, Our a little insane
    But It wasnt so bad, didnt we beat the colts in that one game :).
     
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    We will be better
    The texans will be faster
    No more paper bags
     
  17. SamuraiSword

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    So true on that one!

    Houston gets team 2002
    Houston gets number one pick
    He just takes paychecks
     
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    good one! :rofl:
     

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