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Peyton Manning is Evil

Texans_Chick

Utopian Dreamer
I have a confession.

I was watching the game yesterday in a sports bar, and late in the game, when Peyton Manning kept throwing the ball, I started yelling how I wanted him to get really hurt and ruin Indy's season.

And I felt conflicted about that, because you really shouldn't want to wish for harm for someone who is a talented athlete. Until I had this revelation that I've shared in the Fanhouse:

"Peyton Manning is Evil"

Yesterday, Peyton Manning put exactly 400 passing yards up in the Colts' 43-24 buttocks rendering of the Texans. You might think that this is a result of the Colts being a better team, or that it is a result of the catastrophic and complete failure of the Texans defense.

No, that is just the conventional theory. A more in depth view reveals the sinister truth: Peyton Manning is Evil, and that he has a pact with Mephistopheles.

Read it and you will believe. It makes sense. Or at least as much sense as some of the theories thrown around here. :cool:


Bygones. Looking forward to the Redskins game.
 
Nice article. Didn't really think about it this way... the drive before halftime proves it.

I think he's trying to pad his numbers for a HOF run. And we helped his case.
 
Texans_Chick said:
I have a confession.

I was watching the game yesterday in a sports bar, and late in the game, when Peyton Manning kept throwing the ball, I started yelling how I wanted him to get really hurt and ruin Indy's season.

And I felt conflicted about that, because you really shouldn't want to wish for harm for someone who is a talented athlete. Until I had this revelation that I've shared in the Fanhouse:

"Peyton Manning is Evil"



Read it and you will believe. It makes sense. Or at least as much sense as some of the theories thrown around here. :cool:


Bygones. Looking forward to the Redskins game.
I'm glad I'm not alone. I kept replaying Joe Thiesman in my head and putting Manning on the back of the jersey.
 
Texans_Chick said:
I have a confession.

I was watching the game yesterday in a sports bar, and late in the game, when Peyton Manning kept throwing the ball, I started yelling how I wanted him to get really hurt and ruin Indy's season.

And I felt conflicted about that, because you really shouldn't want to wish for harm for someone who is a talented athlete. Until I had this revelation that I've shared in the Fanhouse:

"Peyton Manning is Evil"



Read it and you will believe. It makes sense. Or at least as much sense as some of the theories thrown around here. :cool:


Bygones. Looking forward to the Redskins game.
I hate the guy.

but...I drafted him on my fantasy team to ease my pain.
 
Battle Red Bull said:
Nice article. Didn't really think about it this way... the drive before halftime proves it.

I think he's trying to pad his numbers for a HOF run. And we helped his case.

If the Texans went for it on 4th down instead of making that long FG attempt & converted, Payton never gets the chance for that late TD drive. While I understand the need to come away with something by giving the ball back with that much time left to the Colts was clearly in my view an error on Kubiak and his staff.

Concerning HOF numbers Payton is already there, I like the fact when you have your opponent on the ropes you go for the jugular, its called killer instinct something the Texans could use.
 
Nice article...lol. Truth is, we will be on everyone's highlight reel this year until we can stop the bleeding. If you don't want him to run up the score, stop him. I know it's tacky, but players are individuals and sometimes they want to have career days. Unfortunately, most of the time it is against us. :wild:
 
Texans_Chick said:
I have a confession.

I was watching the game yesterday in a sports bar, and late in the game, when Peyton Manning kept throwing the ball, I started yelling how I wanted him to get really hurt and ruin Indy's season.

And I felt conflicted about that, because you really shouldn't want to wish for harm for someone who is a talented athlete. Until I had this revelation that I've shared in the Fanhouse:


Usually people make confessions after doing something they know is wrong, way to come correct. I enjoy your takes and heard you today on Sports Radio 610 @ end of show, nice.
 
This is not the first time that Payton has ran it up on the Texans in the 4th quarter. He just loves padding his stats on the Texans.
 
My guess is someone he knew had money on the game. The line was 13 points or so, and they had us by 12. He needed one more TD to get 19. And thats what happened.
 
Look, the Colts were going to keep it a 3 TD game. If Carr and company hadn't scored those TDs in the 4th quarter, Manning probably wouldn't have been in there or just handed the ball off.

The Colts this year have a lot to prove too!

They weren't going to even let this thing get close, that would have been an embarrasment for them...
 
Not a response to the thread but to the people taking shots at Manning running up the score....Most offenses will move the ball in a manner that breaks down your weakness and exploits it until you can stop them. I don't blame them for passing on us, again, and again, and again. There is no crying in football. Stop someone if you don't like it.
 
I just hope that when they have to play us again this year someone pays them back for running up the score. Even if its a 15 yarder. Let them know there will be a price to be paid. No, I don't expect us to beat them this year, but I hope by the end of the year we can be a tougher match-up.
 
Ying and Yang baby, good and evil needs each other :)

Or... The good, the Bad and the real ugly... we know which on the Texans are :)
 
I mean, what's a roughing the passer call going to do when your team is already down 43-17. Killer instinct man!!!!
 
Vinny said:
Not a response to the thread but to the people taking shots at Manning running up the score....Most offenses will move the ball in a manner that breaks down your weakness and exploits it until you can stop them. I don't blame them for passing on us, again, and again, and again. There is no crying in football. Stop someone if you don't like it.
After Schoebel spiked Carr for 15 yards ... I kinda thought the Texans might take a shot at Manning . The Texans could stand to be a little intimidating .
 
Like the swallows returning to Capistrano and the mud daubers returning to Luckenbach, we have a whiney 'running up the score' thread, right on cue.

Here's an idea: How about stopping them? (or at least slowing them down to Mach 2).

I would have done the same thing as Manning. Twas easy pickin's.
 
Honoring Earl 34 said:
After Schoebel spiked Carr for 15 yards ... I kinda thought the Texans might take a shot at Manning . The Texans could stand to be a little intimidating .


I agree...we're SOFT...it's true. :crying:
 
Johnny Utah said:
This is not the first time that Payton has ran it up on the Texans in the 4th quarter. He just loves padding his stats on the Texans.

I thought it was kind of classless to throw the ball when there was like 5 minutes left in the game. I guess I expect a little more from Dungy & Manning.

(I know, I know....."If we don't want them to score, we should stop them"! Maybe it's just a little frustration on my part.) :brickwall
 
gjmac2 said:
I thought it was kind of classless to throw the ball when there was like 5 minutes left in the game. I guess I expect a little more from Dungy & Manning.

(I know, I know....."If we don't want them to score, we should stop them"! Maybe it's just a little frustration on my part.) :brickwall

These are professionals that get paid to win and if they can squeeze out one more win in 2007 or 2008 against the Texans because they have kicked our cans physically and mentally then they have done their job. Perception is a force in the other team's locker room, espcecially when it erodes their confidence and belief that they can win.
 
Yeah, it would have been great if Mario nailed him when he was on his blind side right after he pitched it away.. that would have been sweet.

I tell you what though, Archie is one proud dad. I mean, I am proud of my kids and when they grow up most likely I will be proud of them because I am raising them boys with good values but gees, two kick ass NFL quarterbacks and the older son is a successful businessman.. That's pretty good stuff right there.
 
eric138 said:
Yeah, it would have been great if Mario nailed him when he was on his blind side right after he pitched it away.. that would have been sweet.

I tell you what though, Archie is one proud dad. I mean, I am proud of my kids and when they grow up most likely I will be proud of them because I am raising them boys with good values but gees, two kick ass NFL quarterbacks and the older son is a successful businessman.. That's pretty good stuff right there.


Geez, have faith..lol
 
aj. said:
Like the swallows returning to Capistrano and the mud daubers returning to Luckenbach, we have a whiney 'running up the score' thread, right on cue.

Here's an idea: How about stopping them? (or at least slowing them down to Mach 2).

I would have done the same thing as Manning. Twas easy pickin's.

Well, yeah, you would do it if you had a pact with the devil and had no concern with getting injured and ruining your teams' season with Sorgi having to play the rest of it.

No freaking duh: the Texans defense sucked rocks against the Colts. Doesn't make for very entertaining reading because it ain't a newsflash. You can just write that straight up (which I did), or you can have a bit of fun and make a case for Manning being a devil worshipper. I choose B, because otherwise the season is going to be too damn long if it stays this ugly.

Hello. I wasn't whining about Peyton running up the score. I was more wondering out loud about why Indy isn't concerned at all about continuing to throw the ball when Manning has been sacked twice against a team that hates them and is already pretty much has little to lose going off on him.

Freeney- no pact with the devil-injured.
Vinatieri-no pact with the devil-injured.
Stokley-no pact with the devil-injured

Manning on the other hand has no fear of injuries even after being sacked twice because he and the devil are buds.

Geez, I guess the NFL really does mean No Fun League.
 
Vinny said:
Not a response to the thread but to the people taking shots at Manning running up the score....Most offenses will move the ball in a manner that breaks down your weakness and exploits it until you can stop them. I don't blame them for passing on us, again, and again, and again. There is no crying in football. Stop someone if you don't like it.

No doubt. If 35-3 taught us anything, it's that nothing is over until it's over.

I doubt any Texans fans would complain if the shoe was on the other foot and Carr was throwing 4th quarter TD passes in a blowout game.

Funny post, TC....especially in this climate that lacks much humor. :shades:
 
gtexan02 said:
My guess is someone he knew had money on the game. The line was 13 points or so, and they had us by 12. He needed one more TD to get 19. And thats what happened.

Yes, that is a very important part of the game that is not noticed and expressed during the game except for folks like Al Michaels. Peyton Manning isn't going to let the Colts bettors down. The gambling industry is huge. Online betting on the NFL is probably the engine that maintains an audience for some of these blowout games ala Colts vs Texans.

Texans are now 0-2 against the spread so far. They were 7-9 against the spread last season.
 
You say you shouldn't wish harm on a talented athlete. I feel the same way about running up the stats,score. People say if you don't like it then stop him so putting out of the game would stop him right?If people don't want to show sportsmanship on overscoring then why show it about putting someone out of the game ? Just because they are a good athlete doesn't mean hands off.
 
Vinny said:
Not a response to the thread but to the people taking shots at Manning running up the score....Most offenses will move the ball in a manner that breaks down your weakness and exploits it until you can stop them. I don't blame them for passing on us, again, and again, and again. There is no crying in football. Stop someone if you don't like it.
All our team had to do was stop Manning a couple of times and allow Carr and the offense to gain a little dignity. When Shobel drove Carr into the turf, did you notice not one of his players helped Carr or get Schobel off him? That is distressing. This team has no fire.
 
Peyton isn't evil. He just made one little deal with Satan and hasn't seen his soul in a few years. Just a little one, that's all.
 
SESupergenius said:
All our team had to do was stop Manning a couple of times and allow Carr and the offense to gain a little dignity. When Shobel drove Carr into the turf, did you notice not one of his players helped Carr or get Schobel off him? That is distressing. This team has no fire.

I did not notice that. I will go back and look at the game on TIVO. If it's true, Kubiak needs to get in someone's face about it.

I was an offensive lineman in HS, and you do not let ANYONE treat your QB like that. I don't care if the QB is the worst QB in history, you do not let that stuff go on! Your right, that is distressing.

:mad:
 
I wasn't able to see that game again, but from the brief clip, there didn't seem to be any "rush" by his teammates to get Schobel off him or help him up.
 
"Nah, they are really not that good.. at any given we could have had 40 points" Wait.. they still would have beat us... dang.

rofl
 
SESupergenius said:
All our team had to do was stop Manning a couple of times and allow Carr and the offense to gain a little dignity. When Shobel drove Carr into the turf, did you notice not one of his players helped Carr or get Schobel off him? That is distressing. This team has no fire.
What does that tell you ? I watched Byron Leftwich's OL carry him 40 yds to the line of scrimmage after he hurt his leg at Marshall .
 
I hate it that the Colts were still running their offense in the 4th and we couldn't stop it.. but bottom line is ...WE coudn't stop them

Did anyone see the Giants comeback by 17 down in the 4th and beat the Eagles yesterday?

If a team knows about comebacks it is the Colts
How about this?

But the mild-mannered Dungy wore out his welcome in the fourth quarter when his Colts, down 35-14 with less than four minutes left, scored three consecutive touchdowns against the No. 1 defense to send the game to overtime.


The Colts then completed one of the greatest comebacks in NFL history, winning 38-35 on Mike Vanderjagt's 29-yard field goal, which was deflected, with 3:47 left. They scored 35 points in the second half to become the first team to win a game after trailing by 21 or more points with less than four minutes remaining.


http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/games/2003-10-07-colts-bucs_x.htm
 
SESupergenius said:
When Shobel drove Carr into the turf, did you notice not one of his players helped Carr or get Schobel off him? That is distressing. This team has no fire.

It does not surprise me as this was first evident to me in late 2004 and has concerned me for quite some time. Not saying it occurs all of the time, but when it does occur it does not bode well for team unity in the short or long term.
 
Texans_Chick said:
No freaking duh:

Hello. I wasn't whining about Peyton running up the score.

I was commenting about some of the comments by others contained in the thread - not your attempt at devil worship humor. Sorry for not being clear on that. This thead was inevitable anyway. People were whining on SR 610 this afternoon about the 'running it up' thing. Whatever. That stuff has always struck me as kind of lame.
 
Vinny said:
Not a response to the thread but to the people taking shots at Manning running up the score....Most offenses will move the ball in a manner that breaks down your weakness and exploits it until you can stop them. I don't blame them for passing on us, again, and again, and again. There is no crying in football. Stop someone if you don't like it.

True that.
If the Texans didn't like it, they should have stopped it. Going on 5 years of the same old song and dance.
Had that been David Carr doing this, would you folks hold the same opinion? Manning isn't evil, he is good and wears the opposition's jersey. And until we show otherwise....we will make him look better.
 
aj. said:
Like the swallows returning to Capistrano and the mud daubers returning to Luckenbach, we have a whiney 'running up the score' thread, right on cue.

Here's an idea: How about stopping them? (or at least slowing them down to Mach 2).

I would have done the same thing as Manning. Twas easy pickin's.



You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to aj. again.
:)
 
verything was good, he said, but it wasn’t quite great.

Because the Colts’ head coach said to feel great about a victory, everything must go correctly, and in addition to several early mistakes, the fourth quarter of the Colts’ 43-24 victory over the Houston Texans most certainly did not go as Dungy had hoped:

• Three touchdowns allowed.

• 11 first downs allowed.

• 209 yards allowed.

Not bad enough to ruin the feeling of a second consecutive victory to start the 2006 regular-season, but enough to remove a bit of the luster.

“It feels good to be 2-0,” Dungy said Monday, a day after the Colts’ ninth consecutive victory over the Texans, who joined the NFL as a 2002 expansion team.

“We did a lot of things really well, but some of the negatives weight on you a little bit and put a damper on some of the good things you did. We’ll have to get those squared away. I thought we were pretty sharp for the first three quarters other than the penalties and losing a fumble at the 1-yard line.

“In a tight game, those things can hurt you, so that was a little disappointing. In the fourth quarter, when it was 30-3, we substituted on defense and really lost everything. We gave them three scores and 11 first downs in about 10 minutes.

“That doesn’t let you come away with a good feeling.”

http://www.colts.com/sub.cfm?page=article7&news_id=4059
 
Anthony Weaver was mad about Payton running up the score. He said the game was over in the 4th and he was still throwing deep passes. He said this was something the defense won't forget.
 
Johnny Utah said:
He said this was something the defense won't forget.

I'm sure they won't.

But being able to do something about it is a completely different story, it seems.

I wonder how many of our defensive players that were involved in this latest debacle will be on the team when the Texans finally beat the Colts ...
 
aj. said:
I'm sure they won't.

But being able to do something about it is a completely different story, it seems.

I wonder how many of our defensive players that were involved in this latest debacle will be on the team when the Texans finally beat the Colts ...
Why do you have the redskins as your avatar?
 
Johnny Utah said:
Anthony Weaver was mad about Payton running up the score. He said the game was over in the 4th and he was still throwing deep passes. He said this was something the defense won't forget.

What are they going to do, write a letter ? :)
 
The Texans said the same thing last year and they still haven't done anything about it.

The Colts scored at will on them Sunday. So stop them already!
 
Malloy said:
What are they going to do, write a letter ? :)

Hard to write a letter when we are 32nd in defense........but they did run up the score, and Peyton stayed in the entire game, for what, why stay in the game to get hurt........
 
Get to Manning then. Babin did a lil' somethin' getting the 1 and only drop on Manning, but if this was done at least 3 or 4 times that would make a difference.

-see Pittsburgh Steelers vs Colts in the playoffs last season.
 
MYDAUGHTER'STEXANS said:
Hard to write a letter when we are 32nd in defense........but they did run up the score, and Peyton stayed in the entire game, for what, why stay in the game to get hurt........

Monetary incentives, beefing up the stats for his retirement?

Game-planning for 4 quarters would be a good idea too, IMO :)
 
Malloy said:
Monetary incentives, beefing up the stats for his retirement?

Game-planning for 4 quarters would be a good idea too, IMO :)

I like that Malloy, you hit it on the nose, Passing up Marino in all stats is his goal..........:redtowel:
 
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