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Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)

I would sacrifice whoever they wanted, as long as it isn't me.

Sorry everyone, I wanna watch the game. But you're expendable. LOL
 
False Start said:
People that live in Houston, and are still Titans fans. :voodoo:
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:spit: Doesn't work, been trying to sacrifice them since day one.

Much like anyone with an IQ above 15, the football gods want nothing to do with Titans or their fans.

California

the Cowboys
 
Respect traditions. A virgin is what is needed.

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Texas T said:
Don't forget his stupid commercials-they can have those too.
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How do you win a playoff game against the Patriots in New England?

<Begin funky Dodge Dart commercial music>

Practice
Practice some more
Call in that defense guy Phillips
Call in the offense guy Kubiak
Invent a time machine.
Go back in time to 2009 and pick up Bernard Pollard.
Tell him he's still with the Texans in the future and he's needed.
Bring Pollard to the present, put him in a room at Gillette Stadium.
Tell him the next man to come in the door will punch his momma in February 2013.
Send in Brady....

It's that easy.
 
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