Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)

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  1. srrono

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    What would you sacrifice to the Football Godz this week for a win Sunday?
     
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    Obama .... tho I doubt he's worth much the Football gods can take him away. :chickendance:
     
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    I would sacrifice whoever they wanted, as long as it isn't me.

    Sorry everyone, I wanna watch the game. But you're expendable. LOL
     
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    People that live in Houston, and are still Titans fans. :voodoo:
     
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    :spit: Doesn't work, been trying to sacrifice them since day one.

    Much like anyone with an IQ above 15, the football gods want nothing to do with Titans or their fans.

    California

    the Cowboys
     
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    Fixed.



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    Tom Brady's headbands, hair products, and hair stylist.
     
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    by the way, has anybody ever seen Shaughnessy and Napoleon Dynamite in the same room?

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