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Earl's Halloween Mock of Biggest Needs

Honoring Earl 34

Something Witty !
1 . Tito's Vodka ... Austin's own makes up for not taking VY .

2. Jack Daniels ... tried and true and knows Tennessee .

3. Bud Light ... cause you can just draft the hard stuff .

4. Weed ... cause so many players like it .

5 . Tanqueray ... Gin and juice is kinda like run n shoot

6. Everclear ... hard hitting nuff said

7. Mad Dog 20/20 ... don't know if we can get that number but .... :texanbill:
 
I'd pick Dos Equis in the 1st round, my favorite. Tequila should be in their somewhere because it makes her clothes fall off.
 
1 . Tito's Vodka ... Austin's own makes up for not taking VY .

2. Jack Daniels ... tried and true and knows Tennessee .

3. Bud Light ... cause you can just draft the hard stuff .

4. Weed ... cause so many players like it .

5 . Tanqueray ... Gin and juice is kinda like run n shoot

6. Everclear ... hard hitting nuff said

7. Mad Dog 20/20 ... don't know if we can get that number but .... :texanbill:

Wow, I guess I should be happy that I have all three of the top draft choices in my house errr nailed ( I would flip 1 and 2 though). Pick four is a risk not worth taking to me (although other should have the option) and the 7th rounder is not going to ever make my team.
 
I'd pick Dos Equis in the 1st round, my favorite. Tequila should be in their somewhere because it makes her clothes fall off.

The ta -kill-ya would be my 4th rounder, since I always have a good, smooth but hard hitting one around.
 
1 . Tito's Vodka ... Austin's own makes up for not taking VY .

2. Jack Daniels ... tried and true and knows Tennessee .

3. Bud Light ... cause you can just draft the hard stuff .

4. Weed ... cause so many players like it .

5 . Tanqueray ... Gin and juice is kinda like run n shoot

6. Everclear ... hard hitting nuff said

7. Mad Dog 20/20 ... don't know if we can get that number but .... :texanbill:

why not? substitute with arrogant bastard
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Bud light is to beer as David Carr is to offensive lines. Don't waste a third on it, so many better ones to pick from.
 
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