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  1. Honoring Earl 34

    Honoring Earl 34 Teflon Rick must go

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    1 . Tito's Vodka ... Austin's own makes up for not taking VY .

    2. Jack Daniels ... tried and true and knows Tennessee .

    3. Bud Light ... cause you can just draft the hard stuff .

    4. Weed ... cause so many players like it .

    5 . Tanqueray ... Gin and juice is kinda like run n shoot

    6. Everclear ... hard hitting nuff said

    7. Mad Dog 20/20 ... don't know if we can get that number but .... :texanbill:
     
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  2. Wolf6151

    Wolf6151 Hall of Fame

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    I'd pick Dos Equis in the 1st round, my favorite. Tequila should be in their somewhere because it makes her clothes fall off.
     
  3. ArlingtonTexan

    ArlingtonTexan Moderator Staff Member

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    Wow, I guess I should be happy that I have all three of the top draft choices in my house errr nailed ( I would flip 1 and 2 though). Pick four is a risk not worth taking to me (although other should have the option) and the 7th rounder is not going to ever make my team.
     
  4. ArlingtonTexan

    ArlingtonTexan Moderator Staff Member

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    The ta -kill-ya would be my 4th rounder, since I always have a good, smooth but hard hitting one around.
     
  5. beerlover

    beerlover Site Contributor

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    why not? substitute with arrogant bastard [​IMG] :toast2:
     
  6. Doppelganger

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    I'd take Maker's Mark in the 3rd. A sneaky under the radar pick that pays dividends.
     
  7. Honoring Earl 34

    Honoring Earl 34 Teflon Rick must go

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    My scouts said it doesn't fit our system because it has rad wax on top .
     
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    This team lacks leadership, I would be eyeing Captain Morgan.
     
  9. Honoring Earl 34

    Honoring Earl 34 Teflon Rick must go

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    Aye !
     
  10. Doppelganger

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    I see your Captain Morgan and raise you Admiral Nelson!
     


  11. Doppelganger

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    But it has two things going for it:
    1. It MAKES plays
    2. It hits the MARK every time.

    Every team needs an unselfish team player like that!
     
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    Honoring Earl 34 Teflon Rick must go

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    I should have picked Hot Damn 100 because a field is 100 yards .
     
  13. Dutchrudder

    Dutchrudder King of the Potato People

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    Bud light is to beer as David Carr is to offensive lines. Don't waste a third on it, so many better ones to pick from.
     
  14. Honoring Earl 34

    Honoring Earl 34 Teflon Rick must go

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    Free Bud Light ?
     
  15. Wolf6151

    Wolf6151 Hall of Fame

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    Bud Light would be a very good quality UDFA.
     
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    "I don't always draft beer... but when I do I prefer Dos Equis."

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    wooooooo that stuff is hard to drink!!!
     

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