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CloakNNNdagger

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The economy has forced me to expand my repertoire. If anyone is interested in taking advantage of my "on the side" services, Texans fans will be offered 100% off with a copy of this post.


The Texans Offense Playbook cover:

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The Texans Defense Playbook cover:

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TheMatrix31 said:
Do you offer a special for those who are Suns, Texans, Sabres, and Braves fans?
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If you are a Texans fan ..........100%, if you are a Suns, Sabres or Braves fan.......... 20%.

If you are a Cowboys fan, I'll supply you with a slightly used razor blade with a detailed do-it-yourself instruction booklet.........for free.
 
Nice....160% discount? :)

You'll pay me to take me out of my misery, what a deal!

...say, what does living in this hellhole they call Los Angeles get me?
 
CloakNNNdagger said:
If you are a Texans fan ..........100%, if you are a Suns, Sabres or Braves fan.......... 20%.

If you are a Cowboys fan, I'll supply you with a slightly used razor blade with a detailed do-it-yourself instruction booklet.........for free.
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How about for those tinnbred fans that are in pain right now???


Laughter & a short rope?
 
JB said:
How about for those tinnbred fans that are in pain right now???


Laughter & a short rope?
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They get Bud Adams, I think that's more than sufficient.

Holy hell I spelled "sufficient" right the first time. :specnatz:
 
I think you're on to something C-N-D

Hopefully some in the Texans organization will take you up on the offer.
 
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