I Trained Under Dr. Kavorkian

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  1. CloakNNNdagger

    CloakNNNdagger Site Contributor

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    The economy has forced me to expand my repertoire. If anyone is interested in taking advantage of my "on the side" services, Texans fans will be offered 100% off with a copy of this post.


    The Texans Offense Playbook cover:

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    The Texans Defense Playbook cover:

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  2. TheMatrix31

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    Do you offer a special for those who are Suns, Texans, Sabres, and Braves fans?
     
  3. CloakNNNdagger

    CloakNNNdagger Site Contributor

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    If you are a Texans fan ..........100%, if you are a Suns, Sabres or Braves fan.......... 20%.

    If you are a Cowboys fan, I'll supply you with a slightly used razor blade with a detailed do-it-yourself instruction booklet.........for free.
     
  4. TheMatrix31

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    Nice....160% discount? :)

    You'll pay me to take me out of my misery, what a deal!

    ...say, what does living in this hellhole they call Los Angeles get me?
     
  5. JB

    JB Old Curmudgeon

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    How about for those tinnbred fans that are in pain right now???


    Laughter & a short rope?
     
  6. brakos82

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    They get Bud Adams, I think that's more than sufficient.

    Holy hell I spelled "sufficient" right the first time. :specnatz:
     
  7. steelbtexan

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    I think you're on to something C-N-D

    Hopefully some in the Texans organization will take you up on the offer.
     
  8. CloakNNNdagger

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    For you........it's a deal.

    ...........160% taxes on my payment to you, if I calculated it right!
     


  9. TheMatrix31

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    Sounds about right. What's next, you'll tell me to take the American flag off my bike?!
     
  10. CloakNNNdagger

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    No. But I could sell you a McNair produced Texans bicycle I just bought my daughter.

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