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Woman fends off gunman while NFL player runs away?

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TheRealJoker

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That's what I gathered when I read this article:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000...er-pistolwhipping-assault?module=HP_headlines

"Osgood and a 19-year-old woman he was visiting late Monday were watching television when the gunman -- wearing a plastic bag covering his face -- entered the room and pointed a gun at them. Eventually, the gunman and the woman traded gunfire after he stuck a gun to her head and said, "What did that football player say to his girlfriend, it's a good day to die," misquoting a University of Florida player's recent text message to a former girlfriend after an arrest, according to a sheriff's office report.

Osgood, 30, jumped out a window to the lawn below during that exchange and ran to a neighbor's house to call police."
 
TheRealJoker said:
That's what I gathered when I read this article:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000...er-pistolwhipping-assault?module=HP_headlines

"Osgood and a 19-year-old woman he was visiting late Monday were watching television when the gunman -- wearing a plastic bag covering his face -- entered the room and pointed a gun at them. Eventually, the gunman and the woman traded gunfire after he stuck a gun to her head and said, "What did that football player say to his girlfriend, it's a good day to die," misquoting a University of Florida player's recent text message to a former girlfriend after an arrest, according to a sheriff's office report.

Osgood, 30, jumped out a window to the lawn below during that exchange and ran to a neighbor's house to call police."
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How much money does this dude have to make, before he learns to
LEAVE THE HOODRATS ALONE!!?? Didn't the Jaguars lose a couple
O-linemen due to the same bullshit a few years ago? You got your bread up, now
step your game up!
 
DexmanC said:
How much money does this dude have to make, before he learns to
LEAVE THE HOODRATS ALONE!!?? Didn't the Jaguars lose a couple
O-linemen due to the same bullshit a few years ago? You got your bread up, now
step your game up!
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LOL...

You think only "hoodrats" would shoot back at an armed intruder?

I know plenty of women that don't even know what a hoodrat is that will shoot you down.
 
Rey said:
LOL...

You think only "hoodrats" would shoot back at an armed intruder?

I know plenty of women that don't even know what a hoodrat is that will shoot you down.
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The "gunman with plastic bag on face" was a dead giveaway of what
type of "apartment" the football player was visiting. This combined with
the two Jags linemen being gunned down in similar fashion a couple years
ago, leads me to reasonably deduce the chick being visited was a "hoodrat."
 
DexmanC said:
The "gunman with plastic bag on face" was a dead giveaway of what
type of "apartment" the football player was visiting. This combined with
the two Jags linemen being gunned down in similar fashion a couple years
ago, leads me to reasonably deduce the chick being visited was a "hoodrat."
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LMAO!!!

What did you deduce from this part?

The Jaguars declined comment on Putnal's status as one of the team's 32 cheerleaders. She is listed in the 2010 media guide as a dental hygiene major, but she is no longer on the team's website. The team has a rule forbidding cheerleaders to date players.
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They were at her parents HOUSE....upstairs....In the game room...Not sure where you got apartment from...Looks like you just made that bit up or something...I dunno...

I was just joking with my first post anyways...But I didn't realize you were serious...

Your "evidence" as to why the girl was likely a hoodrat is weak at best.
 
My bad. lol

Why didn't you say it was a story of a jealous, thirsty asshole sweating
a cheerleader who was handling business her teammate?

LOL.
 
yo, hold up

ain't anyone gonna ask how the gunman went from holding a gun to the girl's head to the girl popping shots at the dude?
 
gg no re said:
yo, hold up

ain't anyone gonna ask how the gunman went from holding a gun to the girl's head to the girl popping shots at the dude?
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I know more than a few women that would take the gun away and shoot the guy with his own pistol if he was stupid enough to get that close.
 
I always thought the rule against players fraternizing with the cheerleaders was a bunch of crap. Apparently, I was wrong!

This is the girl worth killing for:

met_RoarCheerleader0-1.jpg
 
Wow, nice to know there are some guys in the NFL who AREN'T thugs. I won't lie, this would be hysterical if the player in question was a Cowgirl.
 
Hagar said:
I always thought the rule against players fraternizing with the cheerleaders was a bunch of crap. Apparently, I was wrong!

This is the girl worth killing for:

met_RoarCheerleader0-1.jpg
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Cha...invite this one back to the crib, turn the lights down, put on Chakka Khan's "Tell me Somethin' Good"....bomp-chicka-womp-womp...
 
Maybe I'm just a slut, but I'd hit it without anything on her face and with the lights on.

She is not hideous to me.
 
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