Woman fends off gunman while NFL player runs away?

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  1. TheRealJoker

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    That's what I gathered when I read this article:

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000...er-pistolwhipping-assault?module=HP_headlines

    "Osgood and a 19-year-old woman he was visiting late Monday were watching television when the gunman -- wearing a plastic bag covering his face -- entered the room and pointed a gun at them. Eventually, the gunman and the woman traded gunfire after he stuck a gun to her head and said, "What did that football player say to his girlfriend, it's a good day to die," misquoting a University of Florida player's recent text message to a former girlfriend after an arrest, according to a sheriff's office report.

    Osgood, 30, jumped out a window to the lawn below during that exchange and ran to a neighbor's house to call police."
     
  2. DexmanC

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    How much money does this dude have to make, before he learns to
    LEAVE THE HOODRATS ALONE!!?? Didn't the Jaguars lose a couple
    O-linemen due to the same bullshit a few years ago? You got your bread up, now
    step your game up!
     
  3. Rey

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    LOL...

    You think only "hoodrats" would shoot back at an armed intruder?

    I know plenty of women that don't even know what a hoodrat is that will shoot you down.
     
  4. DexmanC

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    The "gunman with plastic bag on face" was a dead giveaway of what
    type of "apartment" the football player was visiting. This combined with
    the two Jags linemen being gunned down in similar fashion a couple years
    ago, leads me to reasonably deduce the chick being visited was a "hoodrat."
     
  5. Rey

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    LMAO!!!

    What did you deduce from this part?

    They were at her parents HOUSE....upstairs....In the game room...Not sure where you got apartment from...Looks like you just made that bit up or something...I dunno...

    I was just joking with my first post anyways...But I didn't realize you were serious...

    Your "evidence" as to why the girl was likely a hoodrat is weak at best.
     
  6. DexmanC

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    My bad. lol

    Why didn't you say it was a story of a jealous, thirsty asshole sweating
    a cheerleader who was handling business her teammate?

    LOL.
     
  7. Texan_Bill

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    Have y'all ever been to Jacksonville?? Even their cheerleaders are hoodrats!


    :hides:
     
  8. gg no re

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    yo, hold up

    ain't anyone gonna ask how the gunman went from holding a gun to the girl's head to the girl popping shots at the dude?
     


  9. eriadoc

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    I know more than a few women that would take the gun away and shoot the guy with his own pistol if he was stupid enough to get that close.
     
  10. Texan_Bill

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    Nah, not really. Hoodrats have some skillz!
     
  11. Hagar

    Hagar Drink up yall, its the Texans!

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    I always thought the rule against players fraternizing with the cheerleaders was a bunch of crap. Apparently, I was wrong!

    This is the girl worth killing for:

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Dread-Head

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    Wow, nice to know there are some guys in the NFL who AREN'T thugs. I won't lie, this would be hysterical if the player in question was a Cowgirl.
     
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    Cha...invite this one back to the crib, turn the lights down, put on Chakka Khan's "Tell me Somethin' Good"....bomp-chicka-womp-womp...
     
  14. Mari-OWNED!

    Mari-OWNED! Bucco Bruce

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  15. Kulluminatii

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    Aye, total butterface, give her a buzz cut and a goatee and she'd totally look like a man :kitten:.
     
  16. gg no re

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    Just put a tarp on it and I'll be happy.
     
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    Maybe I'm just a slut, but I'd hit it without anything on her face and with the lights on.

    She is not hideous to me.
     
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    Yup, you're a total manwhore ;).
     

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